KayJanes, to random
@KayJanes@mstdn.social avatar

Kept thinking how much teasing etc we'd get when the EMTs had to come rescue N and I with our broken bones after attempting today's slick walk in the park. Now we're safely back home from our daring adventure.

HelenG, to random
@HelenG@mastodon.social avatar

Sitrep: The allegedly unemborkened oscillator has made it as far as Southall and delivery is expected later.

Beep boop!

JackTheCat,
@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot avatar

@HelenG That's a relief.

anneroth, to random German
@anneroth@systemli.social avatar

Ich bin uncovidbar.

Walkaholic, to random
@Walkaholic@mastodon.scot avatar

You know when you're back in England when your train is cancelled 15 minutes before departure and the next direct one is 1.5 hrs later. No announcement either, just a change of destination on the sign. I wonder what tourists arriving in Manchester airport think of that .

Walkaholic,
@Walkaholic@mastodon.scot avatar

And we're on the Glasgow train; it even stops at Oxenholme

cathitza, to writing
@cathitza@mastodon.world avatar

OK, it's happening. I'm attempting . Somehow, in the last week or so, I've managed to come up with an idea and a rough plot.

cathitza,
@cathitza@mastodon.world avatar

Met today's target by the skin of my teeth following an existential - I mean, plot - crisis. 😥

cathitza,
@cathitza@mastodon.world avatar

Caught up on my missed day! Feel so much better for that.

pizzaroquette, to random French
@pizzaroquette@mastodon.social avatar

On me propose un truc hyper intéressant mais en même temps hyper pas dans mes cordes (animation de rencontre avec réal), du coup je suis soulagée de ne pas avoir à me poser la question d’accepter parce que c’est un jour où je ne suis pas là.

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar
  1. Stop giving a crap about folding fitted sheets. No one cares.

  2. Roll it into a ball and throw it in the wardrobe.

Follow me for more life hacks.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@dgar I knew I was right!

JackTheCat, to random
@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot avatar

Sometimes something is so grim, so relentless or resonates so much that you just can't watch it.

JackTheCat, to random
@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot avatar

That was close. I thought I clicked on to 'Regional' channels but it was actually 'Religion'. 😬

HelenG, to random
@HelenG@mastodon.social avatar

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  • JackTheCat,
    @JackTheCat@mastodon.scot avatar

    @HelenG 😂😂👍

    JackTheCat, to random
    @JackTheCat@mastodon.scot avatar

    "Your een are bigger than your belly". As true today as the first time my granny criticised my youthful penchant for pushing my intake to extremes. 😳

    JackTheCat, to random
    @JackTheCat@mastodon.scot avatar

    I've reached peak nerd. I bought the wrong cables and I don't care. Teatime methinks.

    Sarah Chalke wiping her brow with the caption PHEW in brackets.

    Heliograph, to random
    @Heliograph@mastodon.au avatar

    morning :ablobwavereverse: woke up with a fat migraine couldn't even keep the tablets down :blobcat_bandage: but now it's going away 🤞 hope that's not the sign of (heat)things to come 😬 also all hail to meds💊 :akko_fistup:

    jspath55, to random
    @jspath55@chaos.social avatar

    They shipped one packet of "fragrance free" in the same carton as a dozen not free, in the hottest week this year here and guess what, those comples synthetic molecules have flung out and clung to this packet.

    MarkMaguire, to random

    Hiding behind couch with no nails left there for the last 5 minutes.

    tantramar, (edited ) to random
    @tantramar@nojack.easydns.ca avatar

    almost commented on a post about The Last Jedi.

    Luke, to random
    @Luke@typo.social avatar

    Installing efficient drip plant watering is easier, cheaper, and more effective, and more fun, with less digging than any sprinkler system.

    ppk, to CSS
    @ppk@front-end.social avatar

    OK, only subgrid, masonry, the justify- and align- properties, and the shorthands to go and then the chapter will be DONE!

    Current word count 11.2K. Will likely go over 12K before I'm done. 71 illustrations so far.

    petersuber, (edited ) to random
    @petersuber@fediscience.org avatar

    If you notice and worry about your occasional memory lapses, this new study will be reassuring. Among people with memory lapses, those who are unaware of them are 3x more likely to develop than those who are aware of them.
    https://n.neurology.org/content/90/11/e932

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