ButterflyOfFire, to TikTok Kabyle
@ButterflyOfFire@mstdn.fr avatar

Les sondes RIPE Atlas tournent à fond la caisse pour détecter si est accessible ou pas en , Nouvelle Calédonie.

Ou pas.

Plastic,
@Plastic@mastodon.social avatar

@ButterflyOfFire
#FunFact En Nouvelle Calédonie, l'opérateur (unique) qui a bloqué Tiktok, s'appelle.....Mobilis.

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

#FunFact
The same N-95, KN-95, and equivalent respirators that protect you from airborne contagious disease also provide protection from wildfire smoke.
#MaskUp #AirQuality #CovidIsNotOver

pasqualeberesti, to random French
@pasqualeberesti@piaille.fr avatar

du jour, dit : la frontière, floue entre la Croatie et la Slovénie a proximité de Seca a été fixée ce jour et la date du 13 mai a été ajoutée comme une fête nationale dans les calendriers des deux pays pour célébrer le passage de cette ligne par @emeline.

yngmar, to random
@yngmar@social.tchncs.de avatar

More fun facts:

These chickens are giving me the side-eye. The closest ones look at me with their right eye, the ones further away with their left eye.

This is because the right eye is nearsighted and the left eye is far-sighted - so when they get closer, the head switches sides.

Chickens can also see UV light, so they perceive more of the spectrum than humans, but they have extremely poor nightvision and thus go to bed (roost) early.

katzenjens, to random German
@katzenjens@social.tchncs.de avatar

Ein "Coronaler Massenauswurf" hat nix mit verschleimten Husten bei einem Vireninfekt zu tun. :blobcatgiggle:
Stattdessen ist es eine Blubberblase auf der Sonne, welche Plasma ausspuckt. Dieses sorgt für hübsche aber auch dafür, dass anderswo Lichter ausgehen können.

dodosan, to random French
@dodosan@diaspodon.fr avatar

Le Mont-Saint-Michel n'est ni en Normandie, ni en Bretagne, mais en Bourgogne (dans la Nièvre exactement)

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar


No one actually likes Starbucks coffee. They like Starbucks cream and sugar—and goofy flavoring syrups.

1HommeAzerty, to random French
@1HommeAzerty@mamot.fr avatar

J'ai envoyé les notes aux étudiant⋅es, vague de contestation dans 5, 4, 3...

1HommeAzerty,
@1HommeAzerty@mamot.fr avatar

C'est le 🤬 de fichier Excel de l'administration qui ne s'affiche pas correctement. Chez moi ça marche bien sûr. Allez zou, en envoie un PDF.

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar


Pancakes are named for the Greek god Pan, the god of shepherds and hunting. That's why pancakes are made with so many different types of meat.

Wait… maybe that's not it. 🤔

yaenntz, to random German
@yaenntz@don.linxx.net avatar

:

jede person, die heute das (ein rechter gegen einen noch rechteren) geguckt hat, muss einen beliebigen betrag an @seebrueckeffm spenden! 💸

sorry, i don't make the rules

https://www.seebruecke.org/spenden/einzelspende

JeremyMallin, to random
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar


I will be watching the pine tree blocking my office window during the eclipse. 🤷‍♂️ Also, I'm not all that interested.

Dremmwel, to poland French
@Dremmwel@mamot.fr avatar

This morning, I heard a bit about Warsaw uprising during WWII, and I realised that Warsaw sounds like "War-sav !" in Breton language, which means "Get up !" and thus I found this highly accurate.

scy, to Catroventos
@scy@chaos.social avatar

By the way, the German word for "mullet" (the hairstyle) is "Vokuhila" (foh-coo-HEE-luh), and it's short for "vorne kurz, hinten lang" which literally means "short at the front, long at the back".

And no, this is not an April Fools' joke, it's already 12:08am on April 2 here in Germany :P

AsylumDEG, to random
@AsylumDEG@freeradical.zone avatar

On April 1 you might be expecting fake news, but technically correct (the best kind of correct!) can be just as confusing...

fasnix, to linux German
@fasnix@dresden.network avatar

China, Cuba, North Korea, India, Indonesia, Turkey, Russia, Philippines haben "Nationale Betriebssysteme", basierend auf .

Und ?
Ein zartes Pflänzchen, namens "LiMux" in (15.000 Arbeitsplatz-PCs) wurde aufgegeben, zugunsten von ... Microsoft.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/LiMux

It's a shame!

via @itsfoss

https://itsfoss.com/linux-national-os/

fasnix,
@fasnix@dresden.network avatar

Einst traten die an, mit dem Slogan:
"Ein neues für !"

Aber wie würde denn ein "Deutschland Linux" tatsächlich auasehen?

Ich behaupte: es existiert bereits!
In Form einer oder -Distribution.

Klar, es müsste sicherlich für die Verwaltungen in Bund, Ländern und Gemeinden angepasst werden.

(von den vielen tausenden Fach-Anwendungen mal abgesehen)

Aber nein, wurde rückabgewickelt, andere Linux-Entwicklungen ebenfalls aufgegeben, zu Gunsten von ... Microsoft.

Wie überzeugend sind eigentlich deren Geldkoffer?

Und warum ist Deutschland / Europa nicht in der Lage, ein Gegengewicht zu den amerikanischen "Big Playern" aufzubauen (seit Jahrzehnten)?

phaysis, to random
@phaysis@mastodon.coffee avatar

The word "schwa" does not contain any schwas.

NeadReport, to random
@NeadReport@vivaldi.net avatar

So when I tell y'all I've got to go get my son at MTU in Houghton, MI, it should be no surprise that I'll drive 8 hours - one way - and still be in Michigan. (Houghton is that 2nd to last stop at the very northern part of the upper peninsula on that map)
https://en.osm.town/@TerribleMaps/112151215602573413

NeadReport,
@NeadReport@vivaldi.net avatar

Fun fact: Michigan has the longest freshwater coastline of any state in the United States, with 3,288 miles of shoreline.

Rasta, to random
@Rasta@mstdn.ca avatar

Do you know why embryos can be frozen?

byte, to random
@byte@awawa.club avatar

: laws are made up, you can do whatever you want

byte,
@byte@awawa.club avatar

: astronauts didn't actually land on the Earth's moon, because NASA failed negotioations with werewolves who believe moon to be a sacred site that must be protected. It also didn't help that 28% of the NASA itself were werevolves at that time.

So they had to fake the landing, and they did that by landing on one of the Martian moons - Phobos. It was a bit more expensive because they had to color the ground by hand to match Moon's colors, but it still was worth it.

byte,
@byte@awawa.club avatar

: physics works as long as we believe in it.

During 90s in the rural Australian town, scientists conducted an experiment - one group of children were taught standard school program except for physics. The assumption was that since they don't know what physics is, they would be able to fly, to break thermodynamic laws, to transmute matter, and thus help greatly both world science and local citizens.

Instead the whole group disintegrated because strong and weak forces in atoms stopped working for them.
Scientists are still trying to collect one subject and reassemble his atoms to get his side of the story, so far 7*10^12 atoms were collected, but the work continues.

Join us for the latest updates on the story

byte,
@byte@awawa.club avatar

: T in LGBT stands for Teeth

byte,
@byte@awawa.club avatar

: every year 1-31 of March a bunch of faeries go on a stealing spree, robbing us of one hour of our life. They will return it later with a time backdoor that allows them to live forever

byte,
@byte@awawa.club avatar

: one day of the year trans people are visible. This stops us from stealing moneys from banks and doing other mischiefs. So be careful and don't get startled by mirrors today!

byte,
@byte@awawa.club avatar

- music stopped existing in 2012. Everything recorded later is a clever illusion made with smoke and mirrors

byte,
@byte@awawa.club avatar

- "Gaslight" movie literally never existed, internet users made it up to win arguments on forums, and forged the wikipedia article

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