mpax, 5 days ago to Jokes

What do you call a pig with laryngitis?

Disgruntled.
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

mpax, 7 days ago to Jokes

Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

markwyner, 11 days ago to Jokes

“An escalator can never be broken. It can only become stairs.”

—Mitch Hedberg

#Jokes #MitchHedberg #Comedy #Comedian

menneisyytesi, 13 days ago to Jokes Finnish

German guy: peeing in a bush
American guy: Eww, gross!!
German guy: Danke!
#jokes

mikemathia, 14 days ago to Jokes

#Jokes

mpax, 16 days ago to Jokes

When does a joke become a “dad joke”?

When it becomes apparent
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

mpax, 16 days ago to Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

caronallan, 17 days ago to martialartsmemes

I really do...
#humour #jokes #dogs

mdmrn, 18 days ago to music

When I am feeling down or unmotivated, I think of the immortal words of the House of Pain...

"Word to your Mom. I came to drop bombs. I've got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms."

It just raises my spirits immediately.

#Music #Silly #HouseOfPain #Jokes #Encouragement

mpax, 19 days ago to Jokes

What is a solar panel's favorite breakfast?

Eggs. Sunny side up.
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

Jester, 22 days ago to Jokes

This limerick's simply sublime
And inspiring in meter and rhyme;
It expresses but nought
With intelligent thought
And to write it used acres of time

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

punfinity, 23 days ago to puns

"See you Later Alligator" & "In a white crocodile" Puns might have become old.
Therefore, in the article, we'll the the newest in line and best alligator puns.
#puns #humor #alligator #jokes

https://punfinity.com/alligator-puns/

mpax, 25 days ago to Jokes

Why Is Elton John's solar farm the most productive in the world?

He Doesn’t Let The Sun Go Down
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

mpax, 26 days ago to Jokes

What do you call a group of people discussing renewable energy?

A Solar Panel
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

mpax, 27 days ago to Jokes

Why Was The Wind Turbine On The Ground?

Someone Knocked The Wind Out Of It
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor