donni, to random
@donni@mastodon.social avatar

Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. Birds mocked him. Fish disliked him tremendously

thor,
@thor@berserker.town avatar
aral, (edited ) to random
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

What if we changed the rules so that if a US presidential candidate that supports arming Israel’s ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people wins, 15,000 American kids are randomly chosen and killed. (Unlike Palestinian kids, they’d be killed as painlessly as possible, not screaming in anguish from having been blown apart by American bombs.)

What would you do? Still vote for Biden as is or move heaven and earth to have him change his policies and/or get the Democrats to pick another candidate?

aral,
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar
weilawei, to acab
@weilawei@mastodon.online avatar

USA and Germany enter competition for best rendition of Weimar Germany, late 1929-1933 period category.

Berlin police make strong showing in opening riots, but Humboldt cops refuse to be outdone.

weilawei, to markdown
@weilawei@mastodon.online avatar

Me, about to go on a rant about how everyone has missed the -entire- point of Markdown:

it's not markup.

Me, predicting future complaints:

"Your markdown doesn't render right for me."

"Oh you need to have FlibbertyGizbits plugin and TableWax extension and and and..."

Missing. The. Entire. Point.

It's not that there shouldn't be something like that for layout and formatting--there's a demand. Call it something else to avoid creating a dependency issue.

bastardsheep, to auspol
@bastardsheep@aus.social avatar

IPA doing IPA things again. Released a review showing AAP FactCheck and RMIT FactLab were "favourable" to left poli's 65% of the time and right poli's 35%.

Is it because the right lies more? Nahh, has to be favouritism & bias! https://www.crikey.com.au/2024/04/09/fact-checking-australia-bias-culture-war-ipa/

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne avatar

🤣 I heard the host ask "what is a fuckboy?" They're discussing fuckboys on .

SMH

German TV. 😜

otheorange_tag,
@otheorange_tag@mstdn.social avatar

@BlippyTheWonderSlug German is such a beautiful language!

jeffowski, (edited ) to space
@jeffowski@mastodon.world avatar
logickinlambda,
@logickinlambda@mastodon.social avatar

@jeffowski but… but your pin is… indeed flat!

FlockOfCats, to random
@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp avatar

I tidied up a rat’s nest of cords and wires with a little conduit. And decided to spice it up with some fake leaves we had sitting around 🤓

(this may get vetoed my Ms. FlockOfCats :bongo_cat: )

kurau,

@FlockOfCats You can buy a real rat and make a nest for it.
This way Ms. FoC will not mind you replacing the rat's nest of cords 🙃

toplesstopics, to Sexism
@toplesstopics@eldritch.cafe avatar

me: it's absurd that censorship of toplessness is applied only if you "look female," while those who "look male" are allowed to go topless anywhere they like without consequence. Either ban ALL or NO nipples.

Cis male / : yeah full body (including genitals) should be allowed in public and online

every FUCKING time.

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

I keep seeing anti-gun regulation people with signs and t-shirts that read "Ban idiots, not guns" and as a person who's read a whole lot of data and statistics on gun ownership and safety, I have some real bad news for them...

js,
@js@mastodon.nl avatar

@RickiTarr as in, idiots: mostly harmless. Idiots with guns: different story?

MichaelPorter, to TeslaMotors
@MichaelPorter@ottawa.place avatar

“Smoke added for visual effect”
Isn’t the whole point of electric vehicles to… Never mind 🙄
https://electrek.co/2023/07/27/autoflight-completes-first-evtol-airtaxi-flying-three-simultaneously-video/

oblomov, to fediverse
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

People complaining that the claims of the being resistant to are at odds with the proposal to Meta are kind of about how the Fediverse can defend itself from corporate takeover.

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