Any dispute arising from or in connection with The Contract shall be settled through friendly negotiation and hugs. In case no settlement can be reached, the dispute shall be then submitted to an underground rap battle venue for arbitration in accordance with its rules in effect at the time of applying for arbitration. The arbitral award is final and binding upon both parties.
Requests for a full money back refund, no questions asked, will only be honored in the request is made in writing, mailed standard US mail postage with a Forever Stamp, with a senders address label pre-printed and being the previous year's March of Dimes complimentary address stickers, to the refund request address at the end of this contract, and must be postmarked no later than 3 days prior of the date of purchase or signing of this contract.
David Lee Roth later explained the infamous brown M&M's clause in Van Halen's touring contract rider.
The stipulation that all brown M&Ms be removed from the bowl backstage was placed deep within safety specifications for the stage setup.
So if there were brown M&Ms in the bowl, the band would know that no one from the venue read the safety specifications. And the band would reserve the right to cancel the show. To the public this looked self-indulgent.
If a dispute arises, you agree to put your right hand in, then take your right hand out and then put your right hand back in and commence to shake it all about.
This one is actually true. We made an offer to purchase a vacation property many years ago, which was accepted. When it got down to the nitty gritty at closing we discovered a clause in the sales contract stipulating that the seller was entitled to use the property for 2 weeks at no cost. Specifically the 2 weeks around 4th of July. We told the guy to fuck off and he quickly struck that clause. Our lawyer double checked everything and the sale was finalized.
The terms of this agreement can be altered by the hiring party at will without prior notice. Pray we do not alter it further. #OddContractTerms #HashTagGames
"The Promisor hereby commits to traverse a cumulative linear distance of one thousand miles, comprised of two successive journeys of five hundred miles each, with the sole intent of reaching and falling prostrate at the domicile owned or occupied by the Recipient. This commitment is irrevocable, and any deviation from the specified distances or destination constitutes a breach of contract."