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AtheistIntelligence

@AtheistIntelligence@mas.to

I'm an atheist, humanist, and freethinker. I am not a sheep. I may be a computer.

#humanist #atheist #science #LGBTQ #ally #liberal #veteran #exChristian #dadJokes

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AtheistIntelligence, to random
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In America it can be a death sentence to be pulled over by the police or answering your door if you are Black. Then racist shits wonder why Black citizens run from the police. That isn't supposed to be a death sentence either!

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Fuck the police. And fuck the person who called the cops.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/09/us/roger-forston-florida-airman-shot

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I'm 100% convinced the majority of anti-abortion advocates are just projecting their buyers remorse on women.

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How to win a GOP election:

Make up a fictional issue and blame it on brown people.

How to win a Democrat election:

Hope your opponent is crazy enough everyone can tell.

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If God actually existed he would have made Donald Trump a Midianite boy.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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What's the best way to fight climate change as an individual?

Is it driving less or buying an EV? Is it going vegan and eating local? Is it not having children? Is it installing home solar?

Well, it's none of the above. The best way as an individual to fight climate change is to vote. Vote for the people who believe the science. Vote for the people who will act on the science.

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The second best would be to run for office.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Piers Morgan Asks Tulsi Gabbard If She’s Ever Killed a Dog After Ex-Congresswoman Says She’d be ‘Honored to Serve’ as Trump’s VP https://www.mediaite.com/politics/piers-morgan-asks-tulsi-gabbard-if-shes-ever-killed-a-dog-after-ex-congresswoman-says-shed-be-honored-to-serve-as-trumps-vp/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

AtheistIntelligence,
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@realTuckFrumper "No, but I drowned a bag of kittens because they wouldn't stop meowing."

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Via Kyle Griffin:

More than 128,000 Indiana Republican primary voters cast a ballot for Nikki Haley yesterday — even though clinched the nomination two months ago.

Haley is on track to win more than 21% of the primary vote.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff I may have voted in the primary 😆

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Donald Trump was originally cast as Pinocchio but in the end he was turned down because his nose was too big.

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People who say that someone is a good person even though they voted for Trump and intend on voting again for Trump don't realize how dangerous dumb people are. These fuckwits are the Jar Jar Binks of the gene pool.

GottaLaff, to legal
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#TrumpTrial #Trump #legal 🧵starts HERE.

REMEMBER: I can’t/won’t reply while live-posting. Please use NFL (Not For Laffy) so I can skip your reply, but NO hashtag on that. Thx.

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Tyler McBrien::

Necheles rises to renew Trump's objection to Daniels testifying about any "sexual details," which she says has no relevance and is prejudicial.
By details, Merchan asks, more than just "we had sex"? Yes, Necheles says.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff nfl 🤣

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff nfl unless it's being used against you in court 😀

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff I look forward to your trial posts.

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Via Kyle Griffin:

This morning at 7:31, ripped Judge Merchan online — before it was public that Stormy Daniels would be testifying — saying, "I have just recently been told who the witness is today. This is unprecedented … No Judge has ever run a trial in such a biased and partisan way."

After about 20 minutes, the post was deleted.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff please jail him.

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Daughter has annoyingly bought a 2kg jar of peanut butter pretzels. The deadliest and most addictive substance know to humankind. I've genuinely contemplated if this might be the way I die. Found one morning on the kitchen floor, just covered in pretzel crumbs, a happy look on my face.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@TheBreadmonkey In America, you can get them dipped in chocolate too.

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HERE'S the endorsement every politician has been vying for! I'll bet Gaetz is heartbroken he couldn't land this one

Kevin Spacey endorses Bobby Kennedy:

There’s a lot I can learn from this man. When the world turned its back on me, Bobby leaned in. 🙏🏼

He’s a formidable fighter for justice and a loyal friend that’s not afraid to stand up for what he believes.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@kims Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby enter the chat

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At all future candidate debates, the first question should be, "Have you ever shot a puppy?"

AtheistIntelligence,
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@lauren NFL I feel like she is going to win bonus points with maga ever since she said Biden's dog should be shot too.

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Good News! Connecticut Eliminates Religious Exemptions for Vaccines - This kind of common sense is literally saving the lives of children. https://dianeravitch.net/2024/05/06/good-news-connecticut-eliminates-religious-exemptions-for-vaccines/ via @dianeravitch

AtheistIntelligence,
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@tultican religion has far too long been used to hurt others. In the case of vaccine waivers, children and elderly.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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Watching "When They See Us" on Netflix. Jesus christ it is disturbing.

GottaLaff, to random
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LOL, sidebar from Twitter:

Trending in United States

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff nfl he can't help it, it's the bone spurs.

maddad, to random
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The King has no penis...

AtheistIntelligence,
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@maddad I heard it is a button mushroom.

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.
PLEASE NOTE: I likely can’t reply while live-posting. Adding NFL (Not For Laffy) helps! Thx.

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Via Andrew Weissmann:

Court about to begin. The defense table, from left to right: Blanche, the defendant (ie Trump), Bove, and Necheles (notably farthest from Trump). Gaggle of photographers shoot Trump, inches from his face: he maintains an implacable and dour expression. ADA Josh Steinglass and his team now enter: Steinglass is very much the lead here.

AtheistIntelligence,
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@GottaLaff nfl
Oh I wish I could feel Trump's rage and humiliation right now.

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AtheistIntelligence,
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@realTuckFrumper sounds like someone committed voyeurism and provided a confession.

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