BlippyTheWonderSlug

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 17 days ago to random

🎸 FREE BASS! 🎸

This project, that I started in 2019, is never going to get finished. It takes up space on my rack. All parts, including original pickup, are there. The neck has not yet been tapped/drilled.

All you gotta do is come pick it up. Hell, I'd even hop on a train to Frankfurt if you're just passing through at the airport or Bahnhof.

⚠️ NO SHIPPING! ⚠️

DM for questions/details.

#Basstodon 🎸 #Bassist 🎸 #BassistenGegenRassisten 🎸 #BassistsAgainstRacists 🎸 #TheDeepEnd

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 19 days ago to random

I miss grandma.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 20 days ago to random

That's right! 😜 #Fedivision2024 will be starting in just a few short hours! 🥳

If you're interested, the #Fedivision hashtag should keep you in the loop.

I, for one, will be watching, listening, and voting.

How to vote:
https://fedivision.party/vote/

🤣 I found out entirely too late, so nothing from me. Next year, however, will be a different story. waggles eyebrows
(assuming we, as a species, survive that long)

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 21 days ago to random

Finished at the pawnshop, chillin' at the War Memorial/Dry Cubist Fountain.

I also discovered that I had a passenger!

Taking a snail for a ride on the scoot-chair.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 22 days ago to random

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating.

A wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I was awakened by meds wearing off. Looks like I ain't getting back to bed. Blä. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Fuck if I know.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 25 days ago to random

For anyone saying they're not gonna vote, or vote 3rd party (in USA, we have dozens of partys here), because of some personal pride thing:

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 26 days ago to random

My tummy rumbleth.

puts toast in the toaster, sideways

(Wha - wha - WHAT?!?!‽ 😮)

😜 Variety is the spice of life.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 28 days ago to random

My journey begins.

😜 I got a sea.eat!
Neener neener neener!

The train is crowded, but I found a seat. Others are not so fortunate.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 28 days ago to progress

Tea water is heating.
#Progress

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 29 days ago to random

Good night, #HephalumpWorld.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 30 days ago to Eurovision

Wait. Is this what France is presenting? They're pre-qualified with THIS?

SMH

The intro was shit. It's on key now, but still meh.

#ESC #Eurovision #Eurovision2024

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 30 days ago to random

It's a holiday today in Germany: Christihimmelfahrt (Christ drives to heaven) or something like that.

Which explains why it's so quiet, and the trash bins haven't been picked up.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 30 days ago to random

Just sitting here thinking how so many places here still bear their (degenerated) Roman names... Mogontiacum (Mainz), Bonna (Bonn), Bingium (Bingen), Colonia ... Agrippina (Köln(Cologne)), etm.

The Rhenus (Rhine) and Menus (Main, pronounced "mine") rivers.

Not Frankfurt, tho. That was Civitas Nidda, which is now incorporated within Frankfurt.

The name Frankfurt (literally "Ford of the Franks," a shallow spot in the Menus where one can cross on horseback) came forth ca 500's-700's

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 1 month ago to random

Pfeffernuss just informed me that Sonja, one of the singer girls at #BluesHaus, where I used to play regularly when I lived in Frankfurt, died.

sigh

I didn't know her well, but backed her on more than one occasion. She did a mean "My House*".

heavy, heavy sigh

I know far too many dead people.

• Not sure of actual title:
  Come on a my house, my house
  Comeona my house, comeona my house
  Come on a my house, my house
  I'm gonna give you candy

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 1 month ago to random

Ha!

💧

Wets fall from the sky. Time for me to go.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 1 month ago to random

Oh! Yeah! ¡Feliz Cinco!
#CincoDeMayo

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 1 month ago to random

1109 IS MY NUMBER

I'm not a great bass player
No one holds me in awe
For my fretboard frenzy
If you're looking for Jack Flash
I ain't your guy

What I can do
Well
Is lock in with the drums
Drive the beat solid
And make you dance 💃

#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🎸

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 1 month ago to Bloomscrolling

This could be us but you playin'.

#Bloomscrolling

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 1 month ago to random

I heard her stirring, so I made her coffee.

Now I'm listening to her light up a ciggy and cough her lungs up for a few minutes. You'd think she'd just inhaled a tremendous bong rip, but no. (she doesn't partake)

So far, no blood. But it's coming, I'm sure. 🙄

In about a half hour or so, she'll probably announce she's too tired, and will wander back to bed.

I've seen this twice before. If things follow course, I've already prepared myself mentally. I'm not happy about it, but I'm ready.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 1 month ago to random

#Audrey

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 1 month ago to random

whistles innocently

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 1 month ago to random

The only way self driving cars will work would be if they're ALL self driving. Even then, the "accident" rate would be about the same, because people, as a whole, are stupid.

The ONLY way to stop cars from killing is NO cars. But that ain't happenin'.

People will ALWAYS find stupid ways to kill themselves.

shrugs

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 1 month ago to random

#Audrey begins The Dance, a challenging look in her eyes.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 1 month ago to animals

Cat selfie!

Emma took this picure herself! The Handy was on the table, cam on... she reached out with her paw and tapped the screen!

😜 I now know kitty beans will activate touch screens.

#EmmaPeel #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

BlippyTheWonderSlug, 1 month ago to random

It's that time again. I water like this two or three times a month.