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Cjust, 4 months ago to random
neurovagrant, 2 months ago to random once in a while, LinkedIn can be funny.
once in a while, LinkedIn can be funny.
Cjust, 2 months ago @neurovagrant
@neurovagrant
Cjust, 9 months ago to random
RickiTarr, 2 months ago to random I'm going to be honest, if I'm not fucking you, I'm not thinking about your genitals. If that makes you sad, don't worry, a Conservative is thinking about them all the time apparently.
I'm going to be honest, if I'm not fucking you, I'm not thinking about your genitals. If that makes you sad, don't worry, a Conservative is thinking about them all the time apparently.
Cjust, 2 months ago @RickiTarr Am I upset that most folks aren't constantly thinking about my genitals? A small part of me is.
@RickiTarr Am I upset that most folks aren't constantly thinking about my genitals?
A small part of me is.
VeroniqueB99, 1 month ago to random
Cjust, 1 month ago @VeroniqueB99
@VeroniqueB99
Cjust, 1 month ago to random
Cjust, 10 months ago to random Kirk: Any life sign readings? Spock: Multiple readings, Captain, and they do appear hostile. Pooh: Oh, bother.
Kirk: Any life sign readings? Spock: Multiple readings, Captain, and they do appear hostile. Pooh: Oh, bother.
climagic, 1 month ago to random Is there a goddess of RAID controllers I can pray to?
Is there a goddess of RAID controllers I can pray to?
Cjust, 1 month ago @climagic SATAn?
@climagic SATAn?
Cjust, 10 months ago to random I feel this in my bones
I feel this in my bones
Cjust, 4 months ago to random When you go back to work in January ...
When you go back to work in January ...
Cjust, 11 months ago to random
Cjust, 7 months ago to random Siri, can you look up the definition of irony?
Siri, can you look up the definition of irony?
Cjust, 1 month ago to shitposting Well folks - it's Friday. If Kirk Douglas were here today - he's want you to be #ShitPosting too. video/mp4
Well folks - it's Friday. If Kirk Douglas were here today - he's want you to be #ShitPosting too.
video/mp4
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Cjust, 10 months ago to random I will not be taking any questions
I will not be taking any questions
Cjust, 10 months ago to random #barbenheimer
#barbenheimer
Cjust, 8 months ago to random
Cjust, 7 months ago to random https://www.fema.gov/press-release/20230803/fema-and-fcc-plan-nationwide-emergency-alert-test-oct-4-2023
https://www.fema.gov/press-release/20230803/fema-and-fcc-plan-nationwide-emergency-alert-test-oct-4-2023
Cjust, 10 months ago to random What - and I cannot stress this enough - the actual living fuck? https://www.theregister.com/2023/07/11/mother_abortion_meta/
What - and I cannot stress this enough - the actual living fuck?
https://www.theregister.com/2023/07/11/mother_abortion_meta/
Mrfunkedude, 2 months ago to random I have toots in my drafts specifically designed to piss of prudes and those who are suffering from sticks being up their ass. I save them for when one of my wholesome post gets a lot of attention and people start to follow me because of it. I don’t want to give the wrong impression after all.
I have toots in my drafts specifically designed to piss of prudes and those who are suffering from sticks being up their ass.
I save them for when one of my wholesome post gets a lot of attention and people start to follow me because of it.
I don’t want to give the wrong impression after all.
Cjust, 2 months ago @Mrfunkedude tactical nuclear shitposting with a first stroke doctrine.
@Mrfunkedude tactical nuclear shitposting with a first stroke doctrine.
Cjust, 27 days ago to random Just a reminder that today is #ThePerfectDate
Just a reminder that today is #ThePerfectDate
Mrfunkedude, 1 month ago to random At what point exactly am I supposed to gain the wisdom that supposedly comes with age? Cause I could really use that. That would be awesome.
At what point exactly am I supposed to gain the wisdom that supposedly comes with age?
Cause I could really use that. That would be awesome.
Cjust, 1 month ago @Mrfunkedude Pretty certain that there's going to be a revelation in act 3 that "the wisdom was in the friends we made along the way."
@Mrfunkedude Pretty certain that there's going to be a revelation in act 3 that "the wisdom was in the friends we made along the way."
