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Cjust

@Cjust@noc.social

I do stuff, I have opinions.
#fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice

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Cjust, to random
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Just a reminder that today is #ThePerfectDate

ljrk, to random
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Me, writing support:

I did a, b and c, also the behavior is X.

Support: Did you check whether the behavior is X and also have you tried doing a or b?

No, WHY THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME I ALMOST FORGOT TO DO THE THING I TOLD YOU I HAVE DONE.

Cjust,
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@ljrk This is giving me spicy déjà vu

Mrfunkedude, to random
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At what point exactly am I supposed to gain the wisdom that supposedly comes with age?

Cause I could really use that. That would be awesome.

Cjust,
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@Mrfunkedude Pretty certain that there's going to be a revelation in act 3 that "the wisdom was in the friends we made along the way."

mcc, to random
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So I'm going through a hell upgrade of mysql https://mastodon.social/@mcc/112294139220776280 and the only reason this is a problem is because one of the Wordpress tables got mangled during an upgrade. In fact, the only reason I am running Mysql is to support Wordpress. I don't really want to be running Mysql. Or Wordpress. But I set up this website in 2006, and now I'm stuck maintaining Wordpress, and the Mysql it depends on, and the Ubuntu THAT depends on, for like… the rest of my life. Every new LTS, a jolt of pain

Cjust,
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@mcc @nyquildotorg as with all things that start as a hobby "hey this is a cool thing to do" that end up being some critical component for some piece of technology or other - it's written in Perl.

I tried to quit using perl a number of years ago.

Of course - I failed.

chiefgyk3d, to Cybersecurity
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I'm the tenable, AWS, and WSL guy at work in cybersecurity... HOW THE FUCK DID I GET TO BE THE TENABLE GUY!?

I didn't ask for this.

#Cybersecurity #infosec

Cjust,
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@chiefgyk3d It's classic psychological manipulation. They probably approached you when you were . . . vulnerable.

climagic, to random
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Is there a goddess of RAID controllers I can pray to?

Cjust,
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@climagic SATAn?

mcc, to random
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Strange science facts: In nuclear power, functional nuclear fission reactors were constructed as early as 1942, yet nuclear fusion remains elusive and can only be achieved for short periods. In jazz, on the other hand, jazz fusion was invented in the early 70s, and jazz fission remains purely theoretical even today

Cjust,
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@mcc addendum 1: While Jazz hands remain a popular form of social expression - Nuclear hands are like, straight up, a really super bad idea.

VeroniqueB99, to random
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Cjust,
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@VeroniqueB99 Beware of the Koalas.

Cjust,
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@VeroniqueB99 I'd put it towards the end of that list.

https://youtu.be/c2D8T7NU8HU

Cjust,
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Cjust, to random
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Cjust, to shitposting
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Well folks - it's Friday. If Kirk Douglas were here today - he's want you to be too.

video/mp4

stux, to random
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I wonder when Ron DeSantis will ban Ron DeSantis from being Ron DeSantis while Ron DeSantis is banning other Ron DeSantisses, in Florida

Cjust,
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@stux I do not know. However - the question regarding woodchucks that this statement appears to be based on - does have at least 2 definitive answers. I suspect that we may need to commission some studies to see if there are any corollaries.

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=how+much+wood+would+a+woodchuck+chuck+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood%3F

lilithsaintcrow, to random
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Only checks notes eleven more stories to brush up and format, two per weekend, before the anthology is in reasonable state.

It's a good thing this is an entirely self-directed project.

Cjust,
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@lilithsaintcrow if you can win, then change the rules of the game.

Have ChatGPT write the introduction.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I have toots in my drafts specifically designed to piss of prudes and those who are suffering from sticks being up their ass.

I save them for when one of my wholesome post gets a lot of attention and people start to follow me because of it.

I don’t want to give the wrong impression after all.

Cjust,
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@Mrfunkedude tactical nuclear shitposting with a first stroke doctrine.

RickiTarr, to random
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I'm going to be honest, if I'm not fucking you, I'm not thinking about your genitals. If that makes you sad, don't worry, a Conservative is thinking about them all the time apparently.

Cjust,
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@RickiTarr Am I upset that most folks aren't constantly thinking about my genitals?

A small part of me is.

Cjust, to random
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Daojoan, to random
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girls, if he's lurking in the depths, has tentacles for days, and drives you into the dark, eldritch nightmare realm of insanity with his mere presence, he's not your boyfriend, he's Cthulhu

Cjust,
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@Daojoan I tried to sing this to the tune of "That's Amore" and I may have wound up injuring myself.

neurovagrant, to random
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once in a while, LinkedIn can be funny.

Cjust,
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kenthompson, to books
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#enshittification, anyone? Perfect example from publishing. A publisher is using AI to write crappy nonfiction, then assigning author names that almost match leading experts in that field (to trick search engines). No doubt other AIs will now search those texts as authoritative. This is done solely to make money and only makes the world a worse place.
#books #reading #ai #bookstodon @bookstodon @pluralistic

https://www.washingtonpost.com/newsletters/book-club/

Cjust,
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@kenthompson @bookstodon @pluralistic

I think that we have probably seen an over-use of the term "enshittification" over the past 12 months. I feel that this probably deserves a different classification.

MetaEnshittification?

TurboMegaEnshittification?

Cjust, to random
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Cjust, to random
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Cjust, to random
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When you go back to work in January ...

RiversideBryan, to Florida
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Cjust,
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@RiversideBryan if you defy them ... Well... You'll be sorry.

jerry, (edited ) to random

I have threads silenced on Infosec.exchange, .town, and fedia.social. That means people here won’t see stuff from threads, but you have the option to follow and interact or outright block the threads instance.

There are some, though, that are hyper opposed and not finding that to be sufficient. Hypothetically speaking, if I were to create another instance that did hard block threads (activitypub, DNS, firewall, etc), would what would be the type of instance would you like to see?

Cjust,
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@jerry @howelloneill Just so you know - this text was narrated in my head by the
Law & Order" voice guy - and then appended with "And these are their stories"

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