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ElleGray

@ElleGray@mstdn.social

researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

https://ko-fi.com/elleg

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

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you wouldn't think a small pile of words could cheer you up but my Scottish friend just told me she's going to the Firth of Forth on the fifth (imagine it said very quickly with a strong accent) and I'm really delighted. Sometimes I'm a very simple person lol

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Today we learned that our elderly neighbour(the man) went to sleep for the last time in the hospital :sad_cat:

A little while ago he was fallen again and broke the upper leg and got into the hospital. He was in much pain and it went worse quickly unfort

He did get to say goodbye to the family and was in reasonable state for that❤️

It feels kinda weird since I was helping them out recently with (something simple) like the TV and now she's living somewhere else and he is basically gone🕯️

ElleGray,
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@stux I'm sorry. That's really sad. It's wonderful that you were so kind to them ♥️

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Do you think it would be passive aggressive to purchase an airhorn online so that when my wife is making the most insane amount of unnecessary noise in the kitchen I can just go in there and do a BLAAAAAAAAAAT just to gently demonstrate how ludicrous the noise she's making is?

ElleGray,
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@TheBreadmonkey it depends on how much you like being married :)

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don't get me wrong, the rap battle is fun, but a fight between men named Kendrick Lamar Duckworth and Aubrey Drake Graham should really involve dueling with swords at dawn

ElleGray,
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@theplaguedoc very nice lol

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"random Male gossip" lol. somehow Ice T just won this rap battle

ElleGray, to random
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I don't need a full-on Purge night or whatever but being able to release anonymous diss tracks about coworkers would relieve a lot of my suffering

ElleGray, to random
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nobody told me that cats can purr in multiple ways, all at once. like completely different sounds and rhythms coming out at the same time. last night my beautiful little weirdo had three going at once. basically a mozart kitten, purring in chords lol

ElleGray,
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@Catawu ♥️

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Dead Boy Detectives has provided me with a new reply to, well, everything

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  • ElleGray,
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    @GoblinQuester oh, same. It's haunted me for years

    ElleGray, to random
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    Boeing going real Michael Clayton rn

    ElleGray, to random
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    my plan for surviving the apocalypse is no thank you

    ElleGray, (edited ) to random
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    "The Hardy Boys on acid"

    Fun article about a great new show by @neilhimself and other very talented writers who are obviously in love with this story🙂🔍

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dead-boy-detectives-netflix-series_n_662f01cfe4b09dcb7830248b

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    cicadas understand that the only truly universal language is rage screaming

    ElleGray,
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    @mwyman @dm no theyre a naturally very angry bug

    ElleGray, to random
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    Ads used to be beautiful. But so weird. This product is beef stock. The cow is crying.

    ElleGray,
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    @suearcher jesus thats even worse 😄😞

    ElleGray,
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    @Jbasoo @suearcher oh, that's interesting

    ElleGray,
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    @sik0fewl nothing

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  • ElleGray,
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    @Dutchinvestor lol exactly

    ElleGray,
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    @xepher please report back lol

    ElleGray,
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    @LoganFive yes, it's real

    ElleGray,
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    @littletree but you're shaming me right now, and I didn't harm anyone. You're probably a little too sensitive for my account. I recommend muting me

    ElleGray,
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    @littletree this guy would love to have this spread everywhere, and the woman's face is covered. There are many, many actual issues in this world that could use your passion and energy. I hope you find one

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