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ElleGray, to random
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this morning I was out-poetried by a sidewalk that had thoughts on pain, impermanence, resilience and beauty

18+ Frances_Larina,
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@ElleGray

Nature's version of Kintsugi road repair?

forteller,
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@ElleGray The wound is the place where the light gets in. The cracks are the places where the flower petals gather.

ElleGray, to random
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somebody get Shel Silverstein on the line

jeaton,
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@ElleGray
Unfortunately he was eaten by a boa constrictor.

ElleGray, to random
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sorry the destruction of google is ruining your life but I stopped learning new things three years ago and know nothing but peace

ElleGray, to random
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ok so there's one good ad

ElleGray, to random
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famous comedians can't do anything now bco woke whereas I can't do anything now bco broke

ElleGray, to random
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goths in suburbia

ElleGray, to random
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You're about to be sued by

eagerpebble,
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@ElleGray I would not piss off one of the few people to stand up to Disney in a lawsuit and come out in good shape.

ElleGray, to random
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when the hair is good but the day is bad

ElleGray, to random
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ElleGray, to random
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Classic case of how extenuating circumstances should include "sure but it was fucking hilarious, your honor"

gsuberland,
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@vruz @ElleGray he was drunk and causing other problems apparently.

Mary625,
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@ElleGray

Best story this year 🤣😂

ElleGray, to random
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Discovering great things about Brazil today. If you have a dream your friends don't think will happen they'll laugh & dismiss it with "Areia demais procaminhãozinho de vcs" which, cruelly and hilariously means, "Too much sand for your little truck."

augustocc,
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@ElleGray am brazilian, can confirm 🤣

ElleGray,
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Great news, though! I've just been told this can be countered with, "Faco várias viagens" (I make several trips)

ElleGray, to random
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You'd think my sister would be used to me by now but NO. Now she 's requiring CW labels on my texts

ElleGray, to random
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Scottish power

Monsieur_Lepetit,
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@ElleGray that is last area i'd feel comfortable keeping edged weapon in

ElleGray,
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@Monsieur_Lepetit I think it was more "easy access" to the ones you had taped to your legs lol

ElleGray, to random
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I'm begging us, as a society, to stop putting lavender in food

katharsisdrill,
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@ElleGray - Hard to remove from lavender honey... Neither bees, nor people from Provence seems to want to stop it.

ElleGray,
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@katharsisdrill completely different thing. It's not added to the honey, it's the bees' food

ElleGray, to random
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Saw this and immediately wondered if the sound a parent made stepping on it in the dark in ancient times is the same noise we'd make today

hyc, (edited )
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@ElleGray hmm. Curse words wear out with usage, but I wonder if they recover their potency after a long enough dormancy. https://www.wired.com/story/the-science-of-why-swearing-physically-reduces-pain/

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22078790/

CrypticMirror,
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@ElleGray What does "nyargle" sound like in the language and accent of Ur?

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