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ElleGray

@ElleGray@mstdn.social

researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

https://ko-fi.com/elleg

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

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dabertime, to random
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On the days you only have 40% and you give 40%,

You gave 100%.

donni, to random
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Kicked out of Whole Foods for loudly demanding partial foods

ElleGray, to random
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You're about to be sued by

ElleGray, to random
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Shelter got a new batch of grey cats from, apparently, a haunted cemetery ? These felines have visited a spectral plane

winterknell,
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@ElleGray
And yes, lap kitty exists.

winterknell,
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@ElleGray

Me: So many anxious kittehs. WANT 😻

cat: [the cat actually in my lap] What am I, chopped liver?

Me: Aww, cute l'il refuge kitties, want some chopped liver?

capsulejay,
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@ElleGray They're really hoping the cute dessert themed names are gonna be enough to compensate for haunted vibes.
(Joking aside, I'm sure these are all still sweet babies)

ElleGray, to random
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I'd like to think one of the blondes had the papers tucked into her garter and served them to him the second he pressed Send

donni, to random
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Gently urging my brain to shut up and be cool, so everyone will like us

wleisner, to random
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DoorDash, but for when you just need a hug.

ai6yr, to random

BBC: Pacific squid flashes its huge attack 'headlights' https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-69016405

ElleGray, to random
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At last, a worthy adversary

amiserabilist, to random
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@ElleGray

I am Elle MacGray of the Clan MacGray. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal ...

Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers…

NunavutBirder, to worldwithoutus
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So, this was released today. My third stamp with Canada Post. Qarlinngua (The pants). And technically my second stamp with a family member in it, as the tiny figure in it is my son Travis. Now for one with Hilary in it.

I’ve very proud of all of these, beyond the cache. They are about my home, and family. And also my family has a long history with the Post Office, 101 years. My grandfather, father, and brother were all postmasters in Roblin.

grickle, to Starwars
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ElleGray, to random
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don't get me wrong, the rap battle is fun, but a fight between men named Kendrick Lamar Duckworth and Aubrey Drake Graham should really involve dueling with swords at dawn

ElleGray, to random
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my plan for surviving the apocalypse is no thank you

ElleGray, to random
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Boeing going real Michael Clayton rn

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KhouryVis, to math
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Congratulations to @sara_picorana for winning the @EuroVis PhD award for her dissertation "Layered graphs and their layouts, evaluations, and applications" 🎉 H/t advisor @codydunne
https://repository.library.northeastern.edu/files/neu:4f196k78t

dgar, to random
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Just a little reminder:

April is National Procrastination Awareness Month.

donni, to random
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I just want to be famous for a good reason or rich for a weird reason

ElleGray, to random
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oh but I will

iDGS,
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@ElleGray @patrick_h_lauke Never got a photo, but once saw a sign staked in a lawn in winter, lotsa snow on the ground:

DRIVE LIKE
YOUR KIDS

                • (snow line)
                  LIVE HERE
ElleGray, to random
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incredible book cover

kolya,
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@ElleGray created by Exeter Bookbinders who only got a Facebook page now
https://www.facebook.com/www.exeterbookbinders.co.uk/

TwoClownsEating, to random
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True/cute story.

We went to Barcelona when our youngest was 5. At airport security the official (for some mad reason) motioned to our 5 year old to raise his arms to be patted down. 5 year old misunderstood the gesture, of course, and so hugged him instead. Cutest thing ever, poignant too.

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