IHadTwoCows

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IHadTwoCows,

MAGAts are pussies. I have no idea why he is drawn as some sort of chad.

IHadTwoCows,

On the up side, the US president is buying more artillery for the fascists

IHadTwoCows,

Weak, pathetic, pussy-assed ‘god’ gets extremely butthurt and sends a pathetic paranoid delusional simp loser to break things.

This incident is proof that the judeo-christian god is a bedwetting loser.

IHadTwoCows,

Deadpool was a comic first and yes, that was the point. Deadpool is the only Marvel character who knows that he is a Marvel character. He was around vefore Taiko Watiti decided to self-insert in every movie as a failed comedian.

Tl;dr: it wasn’t Deadpool’s fault.

IHadTwoCows,

What authority does the Constitution give to dispense medical advice and regulate medical treatment?

Russia has lost 87% of troops it had prior to start of Ukraine war, according to US intelligence assessment (www.cnn.com)

Russia has lost a staggering 87 percent of the total number of active-duty ground troops it had prior to launching its invasion of Ukraine and two-thirds of its pre-invasion tanks, a source familiar with a declassified US intelligence assessment provided to Congress told CNN....

IHadTwoCows,

Bad news, Sparky: some of us actually lived through all the decades that conservatives imported exploitable brown people to boost profits. The shit you gargle from talk radio shows does not trump our lived experience.

I am tired of corporatist technology and I need help to get away from it.

I am a phone scroller and social media reader and a YouTube watcher. My phone and by extension my Google account are my mobile office. I regret having to buy an Apple Mac Mini but I am not giving up Logic as my DAW. I got away from overpriced Samsung devices a few years ago and have a fairly bloat-free Motorola. Now I want to...

IHadTwoCows,

So am I to understand that this is yet another attempt by fascists and Nazis to claim free speech rights as a way to destroy free speech and oppress all opposing voices, including those who defend factual information?

IHadTwoCows,

Where is the armed mob outside of his office demanded the defense of freedom?

IHadTwoCows,

I had a colleague who would buy legal versions of software and then shelve them while using pirated cracks because he hated the EULAs.

IHadTwoCows,

And high-speed trains. Healthcare, education, high speed trains.

IHadTwoCows,

I’ll bet 99% of the people who bitch bout this only use HI power .

IHadTwoCows, (edited )

So is anyone planning to arm up and defend the voting stations against inevitable violent fascist redneck pieces of treasonous dog shit?

EDIT: I see a couple of folks are.

IHadTwoCows,

NOBODY has done more damage to free speech rights than the fucking fascist free speech grifters like Musk, Jones, Shapiro, Peterson, and every other loud outhed pussy-assed radical fascist shitbag. Free speech was a regular, normal thing in the US until they showed up around 1992. Thanks to those assholes I am now ALL FOR regulated speech whether by legal means or baseball bat. Their entire motivation is to complain about free speech, gain power with this basic ideal, and then remove ALL rights from others, including and especially gun rights and free speech.

Take them out first

IHadTwoCows,

My wife and I were discussing how she has worked hard all her life and tried to be a model employee everywhere only to be accused of embezzlement when others stole from her till (and were eventually caught) and casually dismissed and insurance cut off after a lifetime of paying into it. I have dealt with the same sort of treatment when working for others. We’re both honest people and naively thought that work was rewarded. It is not.

Either work for yourself or dont work at all. Also, disability insurance and SS are a fucking farce so cover your own ass and quit giving the government your money.

Maryland roommates claim police detained them at gunpoint for no reason and shot their pet dog: "No remorse" (www.cbsnews.com)

Roommates who sued a Maryland county Monday claim police officers illegally entered their apartment without a warrant, detained them at gunpoint without justification and unnecessarily shot their pet dog, which was left paralyzed and ultimately euthanized....

IHadTwoCows,

HEY ANY OF YOU MAGA SHITHEADS WANNA TELL US ABOUT HOW YOU’RE AGAINST GOVERNMENT TYRANNY? YOU GONNA “BACK THE FUCKING BLUE” AGAIN, YOU BUNCH OF PUSSIES?

IHadTwoCows,

I am in a particularly hateful state about insurance. My brother is an insurance broker in another state. My other brother is a right wing cuck who thinks capitalism makes everything the greatest it could be (trumper too, btw). My wife has worked all her life to pay into all the things and last April she suddenly lost her vision and her job and her shitty doctor didnt know how to treat her vertigo for seven years and fucking told her that only Jesus can fix her and now she’s fucked, broke, and today is asking me if I want a divorce so I wont be responsible for her debts or suicide.

If any if you fucking MAGA shitheads are reading this: you’re goddamn right America is a shitty country and you fucking assholes are the reason why.

IHadTwoCows,

The christofascist Lemmy user PepeLivesMatter is gonna be sad

IHadTwoCows,

I can’t imagine the kind of emotional trauma that trans people have to go through. It’s good to see when they get a win.

IHadTwoCows,

Well ours didnt last long, but it was about whether or not gummy bears expand in salt water.

Thankfully the science curriculum of British Columbian universities have settled this already.

IHadTwoCows,

I was always surprised that all the biggest Skynyrd fans I knew seemed to know none of the lyrics, because thwy all lived the opposite of them.

RACISM IS WRONG- The Ballad of Curtis Lowe

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL ARE BAD- Needle And The Spoon, That Smell

CAPITALISM SUCKS- Working For MCA

GUNS ARE BAD - Saturday Night Special

FIGHTING IS A BAD IDEA- Gimme Three Steps

Thats all I can remember at the moment, but I should add that Alabama fucking sucks and always has. I know. Trust me.

IHadTwoCows,

The lesson here is that Murfreesboro hates America, despises freedom, shits on the soldiers who gave their lives for this country and pisses all over their graves. They have wiped their asses with the American flag and flushed it into the sewer. They are traitors of the highest order and should be treated as such.

IHadTwoCows,

Remember, guys: defending free speech for Nazis is totally the best way to “preserve democracy”

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