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Trying to leave the world better than I found it.
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JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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Can you crazy Maga fucks hurry up and get raptured?

The Earth thanks you in advance.


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The Dog Days Are Over And Why Isn't My Person Home Yet?

Florence and the Machine.

JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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Dear

Lucky your boy trump wasn't president during the Maui fires, or the islands you call home would've been screwed.
Also, Black Adam was just awful.
No offense.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-puerto-rico-island-surrounded-big-water-msna1024996

JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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"When you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, it's because I was avoiding you..."

So sayeth the whatever.

dworkin, to random
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Since Bob wants to dispute it. Let’s lay out the facts.

Pipe bombs-guns-knives-Molotov cocktails-stun guns-machete-crossbow-hockey sticks-bats-flagpoles-pepper & bear spray-brass knuckles-scissors-screwdrivers-axe. 117 arrested w/weapons or assaulting police
https://www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/jan-6-was-an-armed-terrorist-attack

JoeyBoughtACola,
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@dworkin


JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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Was that an earthquake or ?

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"Oh God, that was so amazing the bed shook!"

"Aww honey, that was an earthquake."

JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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Dear Maga!

Your God is angry with you for supporting

As proof, God will make the sun disappear on Monday!

Repent!
and get the sun back.

(Everyone else, shh don't tell em.)

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Hulk not smash.

JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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I'd like to see a video of Seth Rogen and Fozzy Bear laughing at each others laughs.

JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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Now remember, if you're a maga evangelical, you need to sit on those Easter Eggs until they become a chicken.

If they don't become a chicken, you'll be charged with murder.


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Any day on a film set is a good day.

Today's a good day.

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https://youtu.be/iIF1reSePrw?si=uiCI-qhg8b99JsQD

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O Glaucoma!

JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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The sign as I'm leaving the gym reads, "Leave egos here."

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I know things are shit right now, but I will always focus on what can be done rather than what can't be done.

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The first time Prince heard a dove cry was when Stevie Nick's pet had a horrible accident.

JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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How many of trumps lawyers have been arrested at this point?

I've lost count.
I know zero of President Bidens lawyers have been arrested.

Don't let him touch America anymore.

https://youtu.be/0SarLklS5SU?si=Cj4TxoSXYlu58F_r

GottaLaff, to Georgia
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OFFS. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Via Emptywheel:

The recurring statute of Harlan Crow and waving $$ at him is gonna be fun to watch, though.

You could put up a new corrupt white billionaire every month after the earlier ones get taken down.

Greg Bluestein:

#Georgia Republicans could be on the verge of erecting a statue of U.S. Supreme Court Justice #ClarenceThomas on the grounds of the state Capitol despite fierce opposition from Democrats

JoeyBoughtACola,
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@GottaLaff

Now, the birds will know exactly where to shit.

JoeyBoughtACola, to random
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T minus 2 minutes until Spring!

JoeyBoughtACola,
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Spring has sprung!

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DavidMHarlan, (edited ) to random
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Oh, I do hope he gets his chance to verify this as soon as possible

"Rudy Giuliani Says Loyalty to Donald Trump Will Help Him in Heaven"

https://www.newsweek.com/rudy-giuliani-said-loyalty-donald-trump-help-heaven-1880128

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@DavidMHarlan

God to Rudy Giuliani.

"When you see only one set of footprints in the sand, it's because I'm avoiding you."

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My response to Maga and trump regarding the bloodbath when they lose.





That will be the day your pork rind eating asses scare me.

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-warns-of-bloodbath-for-the-country-if-he-loses-election

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Hey Diddley Diddley.

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