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Jorsh

@Jorsh@beige.party

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SFW account (Questionable), except for fucking swears.

#AntiFascist and #AntiHate

Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns.

Header is a screenshot from Thems Fighting Herds, and depicts the cow Arizona lassoing the goat Shanty, who makes a funny face. Credit to Mane6.

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Alice, to random
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I think it's important for reply-guys to know who they're arguing with.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

LOOK AT THIS GHASTLY BEAST

Jorsh, to random
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Beasties' chillout stuff is sweeeeeet.

StillIRise1963, to random
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My baby is 9 years old today.

Happy Birthday, Bella!🎂 🎈 🥰

Jorsh,
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@StillIRise1963

Happy Birthday lil doggo! ❤️

Jorsh, to random
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Grandnoodle

Jorsh,
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@DemocracySpot

Noodlepig and Snodgrass: Attorneys At Law

Alice, to random
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ATTN: If you plan to attend the Mastodon meetup at the Tampa Marriott this weekend and you are a VIP attendee, please ensure you bring your official VIP lanyard or else you risk being denied access to the VIP soup bar.

Jorsh,
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@Alice @noondlyt

Can you laminate my soup please?

Jorsh,
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@Alice

Ooooh, 🔥 burn.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

I'm still boycotting until you include my soup.

Cream of cardboard will have its day.

Jorsh,
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@cgsines @Alice

Ooooh, much too much enthusiasm. Tone it down, Andrew WK.

Jorsh,
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@Alice @cgsines

I Get Wet (When I Spill My Soup Whilst Moshing)

Jorsh,
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@Alice @cgsines

Aging, eh? If I ever encounter Cronus in the ether, I'm gutting that fucker.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

Sorry, I brought Febreeze and baby powder this time. And I'm leaving the Cursed Tome of James Lipton in the rental car.

Alice, to random
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The person sitting next to me on the plane is being SO rude. They won’t even give me enough elbow room to be able to open my can of tuna fish.

Jorsh,
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@Alice My brain read that as "car of tuna" and now I need to sell Costco on my brilliant new ad scheme.

Jorsh, to random
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Tremulous Anus

Jorsh, to Meme
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#Random #Meme

Alice, to random
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I would be pretty upset if my baby came out looking different than expected and I learned it was because my partner had plastic surgery to correct that trait and never told me about it, especially because I think you have to wait at least a couple of years until you can get plastic surgery on a baby make them look less ugly.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

I got a Brent Butt Lift.

Jorsh, to random
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nipple shroud

Jorsh, to random
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It shouldn't need to be repeated at this point, but I guess some people just don't get it:

If you defend Nazis, you are implicit in their awfulness. You can't both-sides fascism. There are no fine folks on that side. Quit defending fascism.

Jorsh, to random
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Fuck your golf course. I piss on your golf course.

Jorsh,
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@msquebanh

💚

Jorsh,
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@msquebanh

Golf courses for bees.

Alice, (edited ) to random
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It's kind of hypocritical for so many people from the south to be so against face masks when they seem to be totally fine with even larger face coverings, such as white hoods.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

N95 Hoods.

skinnylatte, to animals
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Mila is turning 18 and has severe arthritis. She can’t sleep on our heads upstairs in the bed anymore (ramps don’t help, due to the layout of our apartment). A few nights a week I pull out a mattress and sleep with her downstairs. And when I don’t.. she starts screaming at 6am until I come down and get sat on. I love her so much

Jorsh,
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@skinnylatte

Torties are such wonderful cats. Insane, yes, but with such personality.

Jorsh,
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@skinnylatte

My uncle Pat had a Tortie named KT (Kootenay Terror) who lived with us for several years. She was just as capable of being a cuddle bug as she was of clawing your eyes out. I loved her 🥰

GrimmReality, to random
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I have gone three days without coffee - not a dare or any stupid health reason, just kind of dumb happenstance - and I would like to say this is stupid and any tosser who might recommend this is wrong and probably malevolent.

Jorsh,
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@GrimmReality

I'm vibrating sympathetically for you.

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