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Jorsh

@Jorsh@beige.party

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SFW account (Questionable), except for fucking swears.

#AntiFascist and #AntiHate

Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns.

Header is a screenshot from Thems Fighting Herds, and depicts the cow Arizona lassoing the goat Shanty, who makes a funny face. Credit to Mane6.

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scottsantens, to BasicIncome
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Did you know that experiments have shown time and time again that given the choice, people don't choose idleness? They choose education. They choose entrepreneurship. They pursue culture and care. By guaranteeing survival, universal basic income enables truly living.

Jorsh,
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@scottsantens

The idea that so many people would choose to be lazy is, in and of itself, lazy. People have aspirations and goals that are untenable in their financial situation. Remove the barrier, and suddenly, you have millions of people enriching their lives.

We seem lazy because we're fucking depressed and tired from working all the time.

Jorsh, to photography
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A sign in the washroom at my sister's chiropractor's office.

Jorsh, to random
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Today, I have 9 years of sobriety from alcohol. Without the support of my mum and sister, the recovery center and the various meetings and various groups I've attended over the years, I would not be alive today.

If you know someone suffering from an addiction of any sort, please, offer compassion and support, not condemnation. Even the strongest and wisest can fall prey to addiction. A little kindness can go a long way.

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I see people on here still defending their use of Twitter.

Stop frequenting the Nazi bar, especially when the majority of patrons want you to die.

How long do you think it's gonna be before they doxx you?

I don't want to shame anyone but can we please be serious about the Nazi problem?

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People who want you to suffer to survive are not your friends.

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Normalize laughing in people's faces and walking away when they share their latest conspiracy theory. Don't even argue, just laugh and walk away, in tears of mirth.

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Are you my shin?

Cuz I wanna bang you on that coffee table.

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Build up a tolerance to heat by dropping dead.

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Cashier: Did you find what you were looking for?
Bono: weeps

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A shoutout to all emergency services and infrastructure workers doing the grind tonight and tomorrow. My sister's boyfriend does salting and plowing in the winter, and it can be a thankless job. You are all incredibly kind people, and it's because of you folks that the world can keep running while the rest of us celebrate. Especially if you've taken someone's shift at the last minute. Happy holidays and bless your hearts.

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Mastodon is wild. It's like being in a cave with a bunch of people who seem to know about other caves and have friends there, and even after 6 months you're meeting people who have been here just as long as you but you've never crossed paths till now.

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2 years without a cigarette. Whoo.

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Thank you for giving me a refuge, Mastodon. ❤️

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Let us be each other's emotional support animals.

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Changing servers is a Mastodon rite of passage.

Jorsh, to random
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Titmouse implies the existence of boobrat.

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Interrobang is what James Bond does, right?

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Thanks beige.party gang, now I get a visceral sensation when people say beige.

My mum is changing the mats in the kitchen and just said that she's putting a beige one at the kitchen sink, and my heart sang.

Weirdos.

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My mother reminded me this weekend that when she left my dad in 1994, she wasn't able to get her own credit card for several years and had to build her credit from scratch. Because she's a woman. In Canada.

Jorsh, to HeavyMetal
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Starting a pottery studio called Kiln Them All.

Jorsh, to random
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Wear a mask? Please. I'll be fine. I've hired a man to follow me around chanting, "Remember that thou art mortal!"

Jorsh, to trans
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@Tengrain just made a really great point through a lovely gesture to everyone's best friend @lisamelton . So it's like to extend it to all my newly transitioning friends, and any newly cracked eggs who have discovered their true selves:

Merry First Christmas! ❤️🌟🎄

Jorsh, to random
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"End of side Two. Please flip this record to side Three. You have 10 seconds."

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My first child will be named Melvin because I love the Melvins and hate children.

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Steampunk is the superior form of punk simply because you can scald your enemies.

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