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markarayner

@markarayner@mas.to

Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction.

(alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)

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MrLovenstein, to random
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Secret Panel HERE 😌 https://tapas.io/episode/3009766

markarayner,
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@MrLovenstein “You always own the option of having no opinion. There is never any need to get worked up or to trouble your soul about things you can't control. These things are not asking to be judged by you.” -Marcus Aurelius

markarayner, to Humor
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Horrified by the interrobang? I present the aberration that is the exclamation comma. May it never be used!

#punctuation #grammar #grammarNazi #humor #humour

markarayner, to animals
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Shades of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Two horses, their owner, and an exceptionally dangerous bunny.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/vntgr9/that_thing_could_rip_us_to_shreds_julia/

two horses are frightened by a bunny and their owner tries to coax them past it, but they won't go. Eventually the human scares the bunny away. The horses talk in australian accents in the video and explain how scary the bunny is, while the human tries to convince them it safe

markarayner, to coffee
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It's an infinite coffee kinda morning.

markarayner, to Cat
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When you finally finish your keto diet.

markarayner, to Cat
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When your downstairs neighbor is kinda' noisy.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

cat looking upset as it sits on a cat cave while another cat roars around inside the cat cave making lots of noise

markarayner, to Humor
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Anarchy in the UK

markarayner, to Humor
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Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell

Where the banshees live and they do live well

markarayner, to Humor
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This would have been good to have in 2016.

markarayner, to Cat
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When the goblin gets his scritches. [sound on!]

a black cat getting scritches and making funny noises

markarayner, to Cat
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Finally, an explanation for R2D2's sass!

markarayner, to Cat
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May the Fourth be with you -- edition!

Star Wars stormtrooper holding a grey and very hairy tabby awkwardly
Star Wars sand person holding an adorable black cat with bright yellow eyes

markarayner, to aliens
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They mostly come at night... mostly.

#aliens #newt #spiders #spider #infestation #weird #signs #humor #humour

markarayner,
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@DebR You should know the spiders have figured out how to work the printer

markarayner,
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@DebR @ParadeGrotesque Ah, a legit use for it!

markarayner, to Humor
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The long-crested eagle is sick of your shit.

markarayner, to coffee
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Monday morning services.

markarayner, to Cat
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Welcome to a super nummy ! [sound on!]

a calico cat drinks from a water tap outside, and makes funny "num num num" noises as it drinks

markarayner, to Humor
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Quality ancient history meme!

#bronzeage #seapeoples #humor #humour #ancienthistory #history

markarayner, to TimeTravel
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This lacks some critical instrumentation.

#timetravel #SFF #SF #scifi #humor #humour

markarayner, to Humor
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This works best if you read it like a young Jenny from Forrest Gump: "Honk Jesus Honk!"

Typography: it matters.

markarayner, to Humor
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Happy Friday! [sound on for weirdness]

#Friday #FridayVibes #humor #humour #DavidLynch #odd #weird

David Lynch, wearing dark sunglasses, saying: "And if youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu can believe it, it's a Friday again."

markarayner, to GenX
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And don't get me started on the whole no physical menu thing.

markarayner, to Humor
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I don't know how they knew setting this this to Ave Maria would be ten times funnier, but it is! [sound on, or watch once without sound and then turn on the sound, like I did]

Slow motion shot of a man doing a backflip on a bouldery beach and trying to kick a football -- he barely touches it and then lands on his face. It is set to the song Ave Maria.

markarayner, to Cat
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POV: You are a very smol train.
[sound on for effects]

A camera is mounted on a model train -- it's coming out of a tunnel and two cats are waiting for it, just their heads in view of the camera. The train pulls past the first, then the second cat. The cat's ears twitch. Just when it seems the train is going to be safe, it is knocked off the track.

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