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MissPixiePancake

@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading and chocolate. Love House of the Dragon and True Crime. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

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What the FUCK did I do?

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@chloe OMG, what have you done?!

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A completely, oh so real, absolutely authentic picture of the northern lights as seen from my home in Salt Lake City, Utah.

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What are some clues that you have too much time on your hands?

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When your owner is a complete lunatic.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Dog #Dogs

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When you pretend you can’t read.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats

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Me girding my loins for the 2024 election.

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The rare sighting of a cat-aloupe.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats

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When SuperCat springs into action to thwart evil.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats

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When super dramatic tulips overreact to a catalyst.

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When you accidentally discover NASA’s stealth cat missile system.

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When the line between you and your cat begins to blur.

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What makes you think that I’m spectacular at butt stuff?

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You complete me.

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When merely walking on water is beneath you.

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When your cat is obsessed with abs day and comes home ripped.

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When I asked about new drapes, this is not what I meant.

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I only bring snacks that are easy to throw.

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As a cat wig hater, I’m just going to drop this here. (Do not test me with a bouffant or a buzz cut.)

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And then Benny snapped.

# Humour.

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Physician heal thyself.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Irony

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Rational me:
Sphere cat. What a ridiculous notion!

Emotional me: Eyes basketball suspiciously.

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When you tell your peevish cat that you have a sliver.

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