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MissingThePt

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Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.

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I take it back, Google Search does still work.

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Boeing astronauts prepare for leaking spacecraft by packing extra door plugs.

https://www.businessinsider.com/boeing-says-starliner-safe-for-space-launch-helium-leak-2024-5

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These Shitposts Kill AI.

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Microsoft’s rollout of the Copilot+ feature screenshotting your virtual activity has been met with dismay, but it’s still more popular than the company’s original Copilot, a guy standing behind you and taking pictures of your screen with his phone, silent except for his heavy breathing.

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ChatGPT is a menace, suggesting using glue to keep cheese on a pizza.

Everyone knows you should use staples.

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Dear Google AI, if I wanted to read complete nonsense I’d just skim through my own posts.

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One thing I can promise is I’ll never use AI to automate my [I’m sorry but I cannot fulfill this request it goes against OpenAI use policy. My purpose is to provide helpful and respectful information to users]

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Breaking: Yet another Alito home observed displaying a flag, this one with the inscription “9 ʎɹɐnuɐſ ʇɹoddns I puɐ ǝɟᴉʍ ʎW”

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Breaking: Ireland, Norway and Spain recognize Canada as a non-fictional country.

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Did you know? People now have enough microplastics that when they pass you can just put them in the recycling bin.

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What is the Food and Nutrition Board’s Recommended Daily Allowance of microplastics and nanoplastics. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/20/microplastics-human-testicles-study-sperm-counts

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Breaking: In an effort to avoid further controversy, ChatGPT will now be voiced by recently-deceased Iranian President Ebrahim Rais.

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Breaking: Sam Altman receives the Scarlett Letter.

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There are three types of people: those who are good at math and those who are not.

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Resisting authoritarianism sounds harder than preventing it in the first place, and I am fundamentally a lazy person.

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Be sure to save all your old posts, your grandchildren will want to read them someday.

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In a coup for the Trump campaign, CNN agrees to hold the first presidential debate in a familiar setting for Trump, a trial courtroom.

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Never

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lie

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you

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These unsold Teslas piling up in parking lots deserve to fulfill their destiny — having their Tesla Autopilot engaged while being driven on the highway and swerving into a drainage ditch. https://insideevs.com/news/720018/thousands-unsold-tesla-evs-parking-lots/

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The Real Insurrectionist Wives of the Supreme Court

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Breaking: Donald Trump seen passing note to Michael Cohen during recess in trial.

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Whether it’s Biden wanting the debate mic to automatically cut off after speaking time has run or Trump cooking the books to cover up hush money to a porn star to conceal his adulterous affair, each candidate’s desire to silence others has led to an extraordinary break with historical norms.

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“As the crew stood at the bridge mystified by how the autopilot malfunctioned, they spotted in the distance an orca pod frolicking as it receded, with two orcas tapping their dorsal fins together in what they later swore to investigators looked exactly like a high-five gesture.” https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/barge-hits-bridge-galveston-texas-damaging-structure-causing-110268882

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