PearlsFromMyrna

PearlsFromMyrna, 4 months ago to random

It warms my heart seeing courageous volunteers cleaning trash from our highways every weekend.

PearlsFromMyrna, 4 months ago to random

Always keep extra quarters in your pockets in case you need to use a payphone.

PearlsFromMyrna, 5 months ago to random

I’m utterly exhausted from being pleasant.

PearlsFromMyrna, 5 months ago to random

I've got my electric blanket, Life Alert charger, reading lamp, and space heater all hooked up to the same electrical outlet. I like to do what I can for the environment.

PearlsFromMyrna, 5 months ago to random

Christmas Recap:

1. Lyle seems more interested in Call of Duty than the Christmas spirit.
2. Doris swiped Costco food samples to bring for appetizers
3. I was gifted a facial hair remover
4. Carol's mini-quiches (obviously not homemade) were a hit with the party.

PearlsFromMyrna, 5 months ago to random

Thoughts and prayers to Carole who tried to pass off store-purchased Rice Krispy treats as homemade.

PearlsFromMyrna, 5 months ago to random

Reminder: Now is the time to change out your seasonal dish towels to less Christmas-theme.

PearlsFromMyrna, 6 months ago to random

As a woman of discerning taste, I never microwave my Sanka.

PearlsFromMyrna, 6 months ago to random

I don’t have time for your podcast.

PearlsFromMyrna, 6 months ago to random

Start the day by fluffing your pillows.

PearlsFromMyrna, 6 months ago to random

Dear Trick-or-Treaters:

My black-out curtains mean no one is home.

Regards,
Ms. Tellinghusen

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

I long for the days when cakes looked like cakes.

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

Lately l’ve been thinking about this hairstyle.

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

Reach for the stars? Not with this sciatica.

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

Carol's banana pudding tastes like discounted baby food from Dollar General.

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

Aunt Myrna is mailing a Swear Jar to Washington, D.C.

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

If you hand out broccoli florets for Halloween treats, the little hoodlums will eventually walk past your house.

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

I have been asked to choose a side in an argument between Helen and Fran, and I’d rather not think about either of them right now.

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

CRIME WATCH ALERT: There is an abandoned blue Nissan Sentra parked in the neighborhood for 36 hours. Even the most tolerant members of the Crime Watch Task Force, like myself, have our limits.

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

Today l almost forgot about a grudge from ten years ago.

Time to reevaluate my vitamin supplements.

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

For what it’s worth, l own a gavel.

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

A pot of cheese fondue will make everything right again.

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

With warmer weather expected in October, it may be best to withhold the pumpkin-spiced Glade air freshener.

PearlsFromMyrna, 7 months ago to random

If you must clutch your pearls, make sure they’re real.

PearlsFromMyrna, 8 months ago to random

The lightbulb in Patty's yard lamp burned out around 9:30 Thursday night and still hasn’t been replaced. This is another HOA violation: two (2) strikes!