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SenseException

@SenseException@phpc.social

Still being human even after over 20 years of coding. Speaker, advicer & complexity tamer. PHP, .NET, JS, Go, HR and more. Part of the Doctrine team.

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LadyDragonfly, to random

"Welcome to our gander reveal party!"

"Don't you mean..."

"No."

Geese emerge from everywhere. There are no fireworks. Only geese. There are no balloons. Only chaos. There are no genders. Only honk.

SenseException,
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@LadyDragonfly This is generic bird stuff. Birds are chaos.

afilina, to random
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F*ck cancer.

SenseException,
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@afilina My condolences.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I have done every single one of these things

SenseException,
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@nanimal @grmpyprogrammer That counts in my book. It's used.

SenseException,
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@grmpyprogrammer I never used checks. And we had no Blockbuster around here. Every other point is a hit.

heiglandreas, to random
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German is weird. But I think other languages as well...

I mean... Usually you can add a questionmark after a sentence or even a word...

Though it looks like that doesn't work with "coffee"....

I mean...

how can that ever be a question!

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas When someone addresses me with "coffee?" I'd answer "No, I'm Claudio."

If I get the question "coffee?" While someone is showing me a cup of coffee, I'd answer "I know".

Just like in the Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker movies. 😄

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas A shortcut for "Where's the coffee?" or "Do we have coffee?"

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I used to think I could make a good living as a consultant helping companies fix their PHP code and wrap tests around things and in the process help them get shit done faster.

How naive.

SenseException,
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@grmpyprogrammer Theoretically.

SenseException,
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@grmpyprogrammer Sounds like it doesn't make sense to become a consultant without friends.

mirjam_diala, to random German

Eating food out of a bowl - preferably with a spoon - is high comfort for me. Anyone else?! I now even have a photo album just for my #comfortfood ... and I honestly don't know what to do with that. Maybe just scroll through it longingly every time I have to eat from a 😤 plate 😤

SenseException,
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@mirjam_diala They definetly have a special place in my kitchen. (Metaphorically. They're in the same place as my plates.)

rowan_m, to random
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I typo'ed "node" and… what exactly have all of you been up to? 🤨

SenseException,
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@rowan_m nudejs is a thing.

heiglandreas, to random
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Thanks to the moderators of @phpc for being fast and hard at work currently!!!

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas @phpc What did I miss?

SenseException, (edited )
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@heiglandreas @phpc I had spam of the same username, always from a different Mastodon instance, but it was manageable to block. It was in the dozens during 2 weeks.

SenseException, to random German
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Does it make sense to participate at UGs or unconfs when you can see those talks at conferences?

Absolutely! While UGs also have time boundaries, they're not set as hard in stone as conferences do. Talks develop at UGs which is why you see some slides/knowledge that won't make it into the ones at conferences. There's also the possibility that some talks get altered just for the event like my ORM/SQL one that covered other languages than PHP at @unKonf in 2019.

SenseException,
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@gazebo_c @unKonf User Groups. A local community having the same or similar interests and meet to talk about their experiences or new learnings. Mostly having one or two talks like at conferences.

ocramius, to random
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Why put production secrets in a vault, when Confluence can hide them more efficiently?

SenseException,
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@heiglandreas @ocramius When you're not looking for them, then you will find them.

SenseException, to random German
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I wrote to the Shopware support about a dev problem and fixed it myself after getting no response after 2 days. I kept the support ticket open just out of curiosity when I'll get at least a response. Tomorrow will be one week.

SenseException,
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BTW: It was one week and one day until I got a question-related response.

mirjam_diala, to random German

Got scolded - pretty loudly - by one of the blackbirds that hang around here because I need to refill the bird feeder.

Rude!!

Also, I love them 🥹

SenseException,
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@mirjam_diala That's a daily routine for a bird.

carnage4life, to random
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I had to explain to someone today that the blue check is Twitter’s MAGA hat.

SenseException,
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@carnage4life "I never bought that hat." Tweets appeared.

SenseException, to random German
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Got my train tickets to in Verona. I have to prepare something for the travel.

SenseException,
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It's my first time being in the north of Italy for longer than 2 hours. There were no bigger stops in my childhood when we travelled to the south to visit the family. I won't see much of Verona though.

HolgerHellinger, to random

Make Frontend Shit Again https://makefrontendshitagain.party/

SenseException,
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@HolgerHellinger Woah woah. Don't come with this modern jQuery stuff. We don't need that in our Web 1.0.

ocramius, to random
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You may perhaps disagree with the title "Laravel considered harmful", but the contents are extremely valid/on point.

If you never noticed these massive flaws, you should look deeper at how you select your toolchain; how it affects the compromises that you dev teams consider "acceptable".

For me, the grand majority of Laravel's shortcuts are absolutely unacceptable, in the context of professional software development.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/131t2k1/laravel_considered_harmful/

SenseException,
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@ocramius "It’s hard to test, it’s hard to mock."
That's no problem for those who don't write tests.

frankkleine, to random German

„Commit and Disable Live“: is this the „It‘s friday, YOLO!“ button?

image/jpeg

SenseException,
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@frankkleine Press Button2 to fix it.

SenseException, to random German
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I love it when a framework is working with an implemented class in type hints instead of its interface. This needs more work, #Akeneo.

SenseException, to programming German
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Don't export in that shouldn't be accessible. You can find unused exports with ts-unused-exports.
https://github.com/pzavolinsky/ts-unused-exports

SenseException, to random German
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The biggest problem with AI right now are humans treating it like a silver bullet.

SenseException, to random German
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PHPDay will probably be my last international event where I'll participate as a speaker for a while. I dislike long travels even though it's great to visit new places.

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