SethRudy

SethRudy, 4 months ago to random

Putting important dates on the new calendar and with my wife watching I put “anniversary” one day off and anyway I’m single now, so DM me I’m such a catch

SethRudy, 4 months ago to random

Let this be the year we end sports.

I said what I said.

SethRudy, 4 months ago to random

It’s 2024, and if I know the internet at all, then a certain well-known cartoon mouse is about to go through some terrible, terrible things.

SethRudy, 4 months ago to random

There’s still just enough time for you to apologize or send me money so you can start 2024 clean

SethRudy, 4 months ago to random

2024: enters room
Me: the fuck are you?
2024: I’m a brand new year!
Me: bullshit, you look just like this year
2024: nope, never met him, totally new year. See? points to 4
Me:
2024:
Me:
2024: sweats
Me: what’s under the four
2024: nothing! Some hard candy! A 3! Shit! No! Nothing! I swear!
Me: get out

SethRudy, 4 months ago to random

Why do we need more knowledge? We’re not even using what we already have.

SethRudy, 5 months ago to random

Hey everyone lots of people signed off until new year’s, let’s talk about them behind their backs

SethRudy, 5 months ago to random

The place we’re staying is sheep-adjacent

SethRudy, 5 months ago to random

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome everyone?!

SethRudy, 5 months ago to random

We’re in an unfamiliar space and the kid’s already clocked herself on her forehead and both cheeks; kids need whiskers

SethRudy, 5 months ago to random

I need to learn more about what AI text generators are trained on given that 10,000 scientific papers were retracted this year

SethRudy, 5 months ago to random

Really in the mood today to diminish and go into the west

SethRudy, 5 months ago to random

I used to have a doctor who was trying to open a gelato shop as a side business and it was clear he really just wanted to do the gelato thing and not be a doctor anymore so I always felt like his medical care was somehow trying to channel me into supporting his gelato business.

I feel like everyone still on Twitter is basically like that.

SethRudy, 5 months ago to random

My semi-daily fuck you to the creators of LLMs and deepfake generators and whatever else they've cooked up that adds nothing, NOTHING, to the public good, and an extra fuck you to the people who didn't create them but rationalize them as not adding nothing, NOTHING, to the public good.

SethRudy, 5 months ago to random

The hottest new trend for next year is silence, just absolute silence, from everyone, all the time.

SethRudy, 6 months ago to random

Scientists: we have created a pill to extend life indefinitely
Humanists: we have remembered to make sure quality of life was part of the process
Tech companies: we have turned those things into a subscription service so you can autopay to avoid dying a miserable death on a monthly basis

SethRudy, 6 months ago to random

Students! If you’re going to use ChatGPT to write your papers, remember to add the prompt, “make the writing sound shittier so I as an undergraduate business major don’t sound exactly like the depressive but highly professionalized mid-career English professor who is going to read this and can easily tell the difference between us.”

SethRudy, 6 months ago to random

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself (except no, I don’t).

SethRudy, 6 months ago to random

I saw the best minds of my generation and immediately pretended I couldn’t stay because I had a thing

SethRudy, 6 months ago to random

The Great Man theory of history tells us that Santos will be punished because the crimes he committed were not large enough.

SethRudy, 6 months ago to random

School nurse: hi, your daughter was hit in the eye with a wood block this morning but—
Me: who did it
Nurse: she’s fine, but—
Me: I want a name
Nurse: there might be a bruise—
Me: GIVE ME A NAME

SethRudy, 6 months ago to random

Me, teens: school is bullshit, I should go into business
Me, 20s: business is bullshit, I should go into law
Me, 30s: law is bullshit, I should go into academia
Me, 40s: oh, I see, it’s all bullshit, ok, I get it now

SethRudy, 6 months ago to random

News: Trump speech directly echoes Hitler, Mussolini
Trump Supporters: about time!

SethRudy, 6 months ago to random

I know it’s wrong to generalize, but everything and everyone everywhere is terrible

SethRudy, 6 months ago to random

All my agreements are always tentative