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TonyJWells

@TonyJWells@mastodon.social

#Manchester UK, #polymath, likes #walking, #hiking, #learning, #podcasts. #dogs like me. Early retired. Photo 10 yrs out of date, ermmmm....

Banner photo is a criss-cross of ironwork on the Castlefield Viaduct in Manchester

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hotdogsladies, to random
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A first-round entry for for the “Pretty Maids” hall of fame.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/77O0MTuAt9mIRVUM39gbcq?si=c2311f1af52c41b0

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies

Remember the days when people listened to an album all the way through and could remember the order of songs, rather than streaming throwing random tracks at you?

Merlin remembers.

hotdogsladies, to random
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DAD: Hey, who wants to play Connect Four?!

KID: Yaaaaaaay!

DAD: Yeah okay but first who wants to spend 15 minutes joylessly punching tiny discs out of a razor-sharp card so we can struggle to play this bullshit on a fucking plane?

KID: May I please have a different seat?

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies @middleclasstool

"I'm shocked! Shocked that there are containers in here!".

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies
Not sure you'd get those through security.
"They're sharp objects, Sir"
"I was going to file the edges down at the departure gate!"

lauren, to random
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A televangelist is reportedly claiming that Taylor Swift is on a crusade to brainwash young women into enslaving all men. Seems really unlikely, though we probably deserve it.

TonyJWells,
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@lauren

I feel there are worse people to run things than Swifties.

TonyJWells, to Amazon
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Bring it on, Marty Hench. The joy of no DRM.

My surprisingly still working Amazon Kindle Keyboard bought some time around 2010/11. Poor battery life but I may see if I can replace the battery.

Cory Doctorow @pluralistic DRM-free books from Humble Bundle, converted to Kindle .MOBI format with Calibre on PC

Chrishallbeck, to random
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I’m watching Carmen on Netflix and so far it’s just a lot of singing and zero dudes have transformed into cars.

TonyJWells,
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@Chrishallbeck
Easy mistake. You should have watched Matthew Bourne’s 'The Car Man'. It has dancing rather than singing, and, alas, also zero dudes transforming into cars, but it does have cars AND a garage. I suspect transforming cars are still under some sort of copyright.

(Backstage at the Car Man) https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2022/jun/13/behind-the-scenes-at-matthew-bournes-the-car-man-a-photo-essay

hotdogsladies, to random
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Our new video series is called “Here Hold This.”

Episode 01: “On AUX”

video/mp4

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies

This is Auxsome. More plz.

hotdogsladies, (edited ) to random
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My new favorite Amazon vendor is a place that mostly sells extremely realistic doll heads.

https://www.amazon.com/Sculpt-Harrison-European-Carved-Collection/dp/B0BKZ4LL6N

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies

I really should have used a different browser for that seller. I feel a little creeped out and will now get fewer paper and pencil recommendations, and more severed doll parts, sorry, action figure parts.

lauren, to Youtube
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It's so totally nuts to see all the creators with giant microphones blocking their faces. You can do that when you're doing radio and nobody sees ya'. You don't do that for video unless you want to look like an utter amateur. Jeez.

TonyJWells,
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@lauren

It's done, bizarrely, to appear more important/have 'serious opinions', including pretending to have a podcast. The clips get put on TikTik and other short-form platforms where the style is popular.

hotdogsladies, to random
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Via @javbw, please enjoy this hypnotic video of a man making a LEGO train for his cats to ride.

https://youtu.be/J3CnDXh7hH0

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies @javbw

🎵 Just a small town girl,
Living in a lovely world,
She took the Lego train going round the room🎵

hotdogsladies, to random
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You guys, this is SUCH a good dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4AZCk3aqZ0

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies

Gretchen: "He's so fetch"

Regina: "Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen"

AirBud: "Actually, I like fetch"

I'm still working on the Mean Air Bud Girls crossover script.

TonyJWells, to uk
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Get on the Marty Hench train with Red Team Blues and a bunch of other Cory Doctorow @pluralistic books via Humble Bundle.

Shockingly available in the UK, unlike another recent popular book deal, for £14.34 for all 18 books ($18 in the USA)

As another thread has pointed out, adjust the donation percentage as the default to the EFF is only 72p, and be careful of the default price selected.

https://www.humblebundle.com/books/cory-doctorow-novel-collection-tor-books-books

cstross, to random
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@cstross

The more I've read about this, the more ridiculous it becomes.

It feels like a Bill Forsyth movie, but That Sinking Feeling, rather than Gregory's Girl or Local Hero.

TonyJWells,
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@cstross

I do feel it would have been gloriously more chaotic and inept, yet visually more impressive for the KLF. Also, probably a a mix of themes, so the Willie lemonade section would be long island tea, and the jelly beans would be fried crickets. However, they would actually have had chocolate, but the Incan style spicy liquid. In the evening, they'd burn everything and have a rave.

Daojoan, to random
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The only place you’ll get this configuration of dudes living together is prison.

So I guess that’s good news for Andrew.

TonyJWells,
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@Daojoan
This is a New Zealand bunker after the fall of civilisation. And room 4 is not the predator, it's the janitor.

ZachWeinersmith, to random
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I feel that in all the controversy with google Gemini, we've lost sight of the fact that they've invented a hilarious sitcom character. This is the first really good AI joke, no? Imagine a moment in a plot where a character is so concerned with representation and diversity that they make diverse Nazis. I wish I'd come up with that.

TonyJWells,
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@ZachWeinersmith

It feels a lot like a Better Off Ted character working at Veridian Dynamics.

cstross, to random
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‘Brain fog’ from long Covid has measurable impact, study suggests

Equivalent to knocking up to 6 points off IQ. (Yes, we know IQ isn't even as useful a measurement as BMI: nevertheless, it's measurable and it implies population-wide impairment) https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/feb/28/brain-fog-from-long-covid-has-measurable-impact-study-suggests

TonyJWells,
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@cstross @Infoseepage

As a pedestrian, I've noticed a big increase in indecisiveness or lack of awareness of other cars, people and lights at junctions, making crossing roads a lot more dangerous. It's far more common now to see cars coasting through red lights, or someone taking a long time to start turning right, and then shooting out suddenly.
Fast driving has become a lot faster, I think some of this was people going faster when roads were quieter over lockdown and not reverting back.

hotdogsladies, to random
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Today I was informed of a meeting that occurred in which someone with a graduate degree used “solution” as a verb AND “solve” as a noun.

And so I am going to, once again, tap the sign.

Or, as you say, “experience an engage with the signage.”

https://gist.github.com/merlinmann/cdec4f756a6796d1d75da72e79eddc34

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies

As in "We're going to solution through the weekend until we've created the solve?"

hotdogsladies, to random
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“little help?”

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies We've all been there in one way or another.

stux, to random
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TonyJWells,
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nixCraft, to random
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If anyone, especially the Nvidia CEO, tells you not to teach your kids maths, science, coding, art, or personal finance. Ignore him and do the opposite of what he is saying. Teach your kids the skills they need to thrive. Embrace education for all kids. By encouraging critical thinking and a love of learning, you give your kids powerful tools to shape their futures, which also helps build strong nations.

TonyJWells,
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@nixCraft

Nvidia : Learn farming, not programming.
Farmer : [Jailbreaks tractor] Ok, now I can actually use it properly.

alexanderhay, to Michigan
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I doubt will be grateful to if it gets elected via a protest vote temper tantrum. Mainly because there won't be any Gazans.

(And before you @ me, protest votes are always fucking disastrous. I know this as a Brit living in post-Brexit UK, and in a fucking Red Wall constituency. You utter simpletons.)

TonyJWells,
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@alexanderhay

Rochdale by-election on Thursday and everyone is expecting chaos due to protest votes on top of the usual Rochdale political chaos.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68375450

ianbetteridge, to random
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@ianbetteridge

They're scared of populist MPs defecting to Reform, so they're heading even further right. The more big names Reform get, the more likely that even the very very safe Tory seats might fall due to a split vote. There's probably still a belief that they could snag a narrow win if 'stuff happens' before the election.

mcnees, to random
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“…after the machine failed to launch a facial recognition application that nobody expected to be part of the process of using a vending machine.” is quite a thing to read here in the year of our Lord, 2024. Feels like one for the @pluralistic files.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/02/vending-machine-error-reveals-secret-face-image-database-of-college-students/

TonyJWells,
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@AstroMikeHudson @mcnees @pluralistic

$3 CAD for a Mars Bar. Those prices AND spying ?

hotdogsladies, to random
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My kid saw "Harold and Maude" (1971) yesterday.

https://letterboxd.com/buriedinvenice/film/harold-and-maude/

TonyJWells,
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@hotdogsladies

I know it's been used in a lot of ads, but I feel I must object to the random use of a Cranberries song in a poor movie.

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