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agiletortoise

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I turn inputs into outputs. Make Drafts (indieapps.space/@drafts), and a few other things (https://agiletortoise.com) (he/him)

Texas, USA

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I kinda want to try Playdate development just see if I could make a Rabbit R1 spoof game.

agiletortoise, to random
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New Neil Young & Crazy Horse is good. Just something about their freewheeling style gets me.

viticci, to random
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Just your casual 2.5-hour conversation about this thing called "iPad" with @gruber and some guy from Italy: https://daringfireball.net/thetalkshow/2024/04/29/ep-399

agiletortoise,
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@viticci @gruber Slightly false advertising. I started this and took my dog on a 2 mile walk and you haven't mentioned iPads yet. 😁

BenRiceM, to random
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In addition to a fantastic launch weekend for Ketchup, Obscura just hit a very nice milestone 🥳

agiletortoise,
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@BenRiceM Congrats! Well-deserved.

agiletortoise, to random
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I should not use AI.

agiletortoise,
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kyle, to random
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Men, it’s getting dangerously close to summer fits and I don’t feel like we’ve locked down how we’re wearing our socks. What’s up?

agiletortoise,
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@kyle No socks.

agiletortoise, to random
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I still haven't declared my trader status in App Store Connect. Any one else ignoring the problem for now? Seems like as long as I'm not trying to submit new apps, there's no effect so far.

agiletortoise,
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@christianselig Nope, happily released several updates large and small. 🤷‍♂️

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just saw “the third man” for the first time and my god what an astounding work, not just for 1949, but for any time ever

agiletortoise,
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@exchgr 100%. Love that movie so much. Saw it just before visiting Vienna many years ago and that might have helped imprint it on my brain, but still, wow.

bigzaphod, to random
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Tonight’s movie night movie will be, “Armageddon (1998).” I hope Bruce Willis can save the day this time. He usually does, but if he doesn’t the whole planet is going to get destroyed. So no pressure.

agiletortoise,
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@bigzaphod Nothing quite like Steven Tyler’s vocals over his daughter making out.

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  • agiletortoise,
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    @pauldecarli And WANGs. I typed it all up on WANGs.

    agiletortoise,
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    @therealadam “we listened to it twice, ‘cause the VJ was asleep” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHAhnJbGy9M

    BenRiceM, to random
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    I’m catching up on X-Men 97. Is it too late to make a “masterful gambit sir” joke

    agiletortoise,
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    @BenRiceM Yes, sounds like you are going rogue.

    robb, to random
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    agiletortoise,
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    @BenRiceM @flargh @siracusa I really just want to learn more about that “panini mode” switch. 🤔

    joesteel, to random
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    I love Shortcuts. I love WiFi device names. I love conflict resolution when I didn’t edit the Shortcut on either of those dates.

    agiletortoise,
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    @joesteel @dan Apparently, all Drafts’ shortcut actions are broken when running on iOS 16 since yesterday’s update because nothing I did or changed. So that’s also great.

    agiletortoise, to random
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    Did I dream that thing where Jeff Bezos spent a tiny fraction of his money to take some weird combination of celebrities and rich people to space to 30 seconds? Is that still a thing?

    I probably had too many jalepeños that night.

    agiletortoise, to random
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    Some people know this…Drafts now processes ~20% more incoming emails than it sends every month.
    https://indieapps.space/@drafts/112338281341326433

    agiletortoise, to random
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    I still haven't bothered to try to figure out Pass Keys. I guess I'm getting offered them enough now that I should?

    agiletortoise, to random
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    There is scant evidence that I was cool once, but this ain’t bad. Circa 1987.

    agiletortoise,
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    @czottmann I was in an experimental noise band with three sculptors from Parsons School of Design at the time, but we didn't put out a record. 🤷‍♂️

    yonomitt, to random
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    I ordered two Flight of the Conchords t-shirts today because they were both on sale and I couldn’t decide.

    My indecisiveness two advantages:

    1. I saved on shipping costs, as it was the same either way
    2. I will have two Flight of the Conchords t-shirts
    agiletortoise,
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    counternotions, to random
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    Food recipes without color photo(s) of the finished product should be banned.

    agiletortoise,
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    @counternotions See also: Online menus.

    agiletortoise, to random
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    Wow, Bank of America is bad at security. For the fourth time this year, someone has successfully authenticated with them on the phone as my Father-in-Law, and initiated fraudulent credit card balance transfers to his card.

    The last three of those times after they had supposedly enabled “enhanced security" on his accounts to prevent such things.

    agiletortoise,
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    @johninfante I had this very discussion with them. Of course, the poor person in the call center had no answer.

    devondundee, to random
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    Woke up not feeling quite right this morning. Instead of fretting about it for three days like I normally do, I made an appointment with a clinic nearby. A few hours later, I had a preliminary diagnosis, a treatment plan, and a follow-up schedule. Pretty cool.

    I recognize that there are a number of reasons going to the doctor isn’t a desirable/feasible option for many, but in this case, I’m thankful it worked out the way it did.

    agiletortoise,
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    @devondundee Our life expectancy is literally going down, I expect because people avoid medical care completely because of it.

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