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asbestos

@asbestos@toot.community

Art, Science, Politics, & 4th grade fart jokes.
I'm either the first person to figure out what's going on, or the last.
If You have boosted one of my posts you may be entitled to monetary compensation from a fund set aside for victims of asbestos

MFA-sculpture, BKA, EMT, OCD,
I was a fan of goats before goats were cool.
Pacific Northwest.
He/him/Hey, Asshole!

Profile picture is symbol of United Corvids
With their slogan "An injury to one is an injury to all"

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asbestos, to random
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Looks like Barron trump won't be a delegate at the RNC bootlick convention.
Also Ivanka and Jared may not even go. I guess J&I got their cash and are already thinking post Trump.

asbestos, to random
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On this week's edition of "The Douche List" or "Who Sucks"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/billionaire-khosla-loses-bid-to-end-california-beach-access-suit/ar-BB1mcfnP?cvid=fcce7612b02f44b19cef509fa83fad48&ei=38

asbestos, to random
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I have a friend who calls the Aeropress coffee maker
"penis pump coffee" because of the pos-t-vac.

asbestos,
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I wanted to include a picture of one for people who didn't know what one is, so foolishly I searched for one and clicked on a link to a Youtube video of the owner of the company demonstrating how to use it.
So now I will get nothing but ED ads for the next year or two.

raganwald, to random
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“Dorsey is obsessed with the idea of a social media platform that nobody can be kicked from.”

https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2024/05/10/jack-dorsey-bluesky-decentralised-social-networks-and-the-very-common-crowd/

That is certainly what Dorsey says he’s obsessed with, but he’s no fool: He knows very well that if you can’t or won’t kick Nazis out of your bar, you become a Nazi bar, and the Nazis will kick everyone else into leaving.

This is 💯 about plausible denial. “Who me run a social media site facilitating genocide? Perish the thought! We embrace all civil discussion.”

asbestos,
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@raganwald
This is pure comedy gold-

“My big takeaway from this and every other Jack Dorsey news cycle is that I could easily get him to pay me $125,000 for a jug of something called Diarrhea Water in the understanding that it would ‘detoxify his beard.’”
— David J. Roth

hauntedhideaway, to random
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Just got asked on a survey if my library intended to implement blockchain technology. I can't with today and I've been at my desk for four minutes.

asbestos,
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@hauntedhideaway
Sometimes it's about 9:45am on Monday and it's already been a long week.

asbestos,
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@hauntedhideaway
Another similar one is "today should be canceled because of lack of interest"
But it's more like "work should be..."

asbestos, to random
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If you've seen "They Live" Remember this douche?
Totally 100% a MAGA chud

asbestos,
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If you have not seen it, go watch it now FFS.

asbestos, to random
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Mount Tahoma (Rainier) is out and you can see mount Wy'east (Hood) behind it.
It's awesome.
No pic because I'm paranoid and don't want someone to geolocate me

asbestos, to random
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What is wrong with these people? Don't they know trump will allow them to just go full atrocity on them? Occupation of all of Gaza indefinitely. Camps set up somewhere?
On what planet do trump and any of his people give a shit about broke brown people?
https://amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/08/politics/young-michigan-voters-biden-israel-gaza?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQGsAEggAID#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17152510057341&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2024%2F05%2F08%2Fpolitics%2Fyoung-michigan-voters-biden-israel-gaza%2Findex.html

asbestos, (edited ) to random
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In our future society everything will be subscription based.

asbestos,
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Upgrades will be available

asbestos,
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Clean air will be a "premium" feature.

asbestos,
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Water will be available in tiers.
Economy, standard, extra, extra plus, premium, premium plus, and premium plus elite.

Kierkegaanks, to random
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My favorite struggle foods at the moment are in the first place, unshelled, roasted, lightly salted pistachios. Second place, avocado with olive oil. Third place, microwave ready frozen lasagna (bolognese or verduro)

I’m probably dying soon.

asbestos,
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@Kierkegaanks

@unclepj
Lettuce not cast aspersions

asbestos, to random
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I just saw a video of someone making scrapple, and boy howdy, if that does not make you give up eating meat I don't know what will, I'll tell you what.
https://youtu.be/lrV-n5XpRSg?si=GHgGKjJysvzGdrgo

asbestos, to HashtagGames
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tom and jerry sawyer

asbestos, to StarTrek
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Jalad, His farts grotesque.

GGMcBG, to random
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Instead of eating the rich, stop feeding the rich.

asbestos,
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@GGMcBG
Start egging them

asbestos, to bbs
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d00d3 go7 any warez?

jetsilver, to H5N1
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If you live in TX and you're not aware of H5N1 (Avian Flu), you really need to get it on your radar ASAP.

Due to various political/social factors in this state that I won't need to explain to anyone who lives here, it is quite likely that in the event this goes human to human this state will become an epicenter.

Also, anyone anywhere feeding their pets a raw diet, REALLY think about shifting that. This virus is transmitted through raw meat/dairy.

asbestos,
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@jetsilver

@hannu_ikonen
If people get it no matter how high the mortality is douchebags will be "iTz tHe fLeW" or "dOnT liVe in FeAr"
Even as they die

ashton, to random
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Congressman Mike Collins, R-Ga., praised the video in which a white fraternity student made monkey noises and gestures toward a Black woman who was protesting in support of Palestine.

"Ole Miss taking care of business," he wrote.
https://www.mississippifreepress.org/41943/congressman-praises-clip-of-frat-students-monkey-gestures-ole-miss-taking-care-of-business

asbestos,
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@ashton
No one complains about the inclusion of unqualified white guys like this trash

benroyce, to twitter
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I've been pretty tolerant of people still on

I'm now going to full intolerant

recently reinstated the account of an outright

GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. TWITTER.

It is a Russian farm, , paradise. Stop feeding this cesspool!

GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. TWITTER.

NOW

asbestos,
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@benroyce

@johnlogic @benroyce
"plutocrat edgelord douchebag"

Guy saying spot on

asbestos, to random
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It's been a long week.

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