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beatrix

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Senior Graphics Engineer at Unity, indie dev. Friend of the Blåhaj. All opinions are personal.

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rygorous, to random
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You can tell that Chad really isn't much of a Chad at all going by how the usual unit in common parlance is actually the Gigachad.

and here I thought Pascals and Teslas were awkwardly normalized. This is like Farad levels of inconvenient scaling

beatrix,
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@aeva @lritter @TomF @rygorous "from your powers combined, I am Captain Chad"

beatrix, to random
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There’s a parallel universe where the hit song is “Who let the owls out who who who”

beatrix, to random
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Hades 2 has been in early access for a day and already everything is full of spoilers… ffs people

aeva, to random
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you ever think about how humans are totally blind to the color alpha but haven't questioned why we reserve a color channel for it anyway

beatrix,
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@aeva can mantis shrimp see it 🤔

lritter, to random
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migrating from chrome to firefox was a little too easy. it's worrying that firefox could just import passwords from chrome without me having to provide anything. no account password, no decryption key, nothing.

though it didn't work with firefox-snap on ubuntu; but on windows it did.

beatrix,
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@lritter current OSs focus on protecting users from each other, while it would be just as important to protect you from programs accessing your personal info without consent. It’s a big reason why i use discord, Spotify etc. from the browser and won’t ever install their apps.

beatrix,
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@aeva @lritter it's browsers all the way down

aeva, to random
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it's amazing how fast kittens grow up. I can't fit either of these guys heads into my mouth anymore

beatrix,
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@aeva 👀

beatrix, to random
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I keep mishearing “depth buffer” in a presentation and now my goth ass wants to render using a “death buffer”, whatever that is…

beatrix, to Discord
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beatrix, to random
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Job title companies think I want: Senior Graphics Engineer

Job title I actually Want: Silly Gremlin Electromancer

eniko, to random
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Why would I want to be normal? I don't wanna be divided by my length

beatrix,
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@eniko there’s so much more vectors you could be than normals

beatrix, to random
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Some of y’all never had to clean exploded honey out of a microwave and it shows…

(I hate myself ;_;)

beatrix,
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@Imperor thx, it helps to know that it could be worse 😅

Some_Emo_Chick, to random
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Anita Berber, Berlin, 1921.

When she wasn’t on stage or screen, she was in residence at the city’s most luxurious hotel, swanning about with a pet monkey on her shoulder, wearing a fur coat with nothing underneath except for rolled stockings and an antique locket on a chain filled with cocaine.

beatrix,
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@Some_Emo_Chick what a legend 🔥

beatrix, to random
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To celebrate Halloween, I’ll get back on tinder to get ghosted

mcc, to random
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A concept I feel ought to exist, but doesn't exist, in software development is the "diff diff". In other words, if there are two separate patches performing a similar function, I want to see the difference between those two patches. I've been thinking about this for years but I don't think I've ever seen it and I don't even know what word to use to describe it.

You could apply both patches and compare the results, but this is high-friction and doesn't work if the patches have different roots.

beatrix,
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@mcc if it ever becomes a thing, please name it d²iff

rolle, (edited ) to Finland
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Ismo is a comedian from my home town, Jyväskylä, Finland. Couple of years ago he made a breakthrough in the US when he got to perform at Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

Ismo’s jokes are literal (often Leslie Nielsen type of stupid-literal-dad-joke level stuff), witty, he rarely uses any profanity in his stuff. Most of all he doesn’t do politics or offensive stuff, he does not need it. He loves to play with words and fuck with the American people. The funniest thing is, in Finland he also has the same setlist, just the words are different, it works surprisingly well in the world as well.

Ismo is unique and truly funny, I often laugh to him just seeing him talk. I mean really, I’ve seen him talking in the morning TV and not even trying to be funny and I still laugh my ass off. If you literally want to laugh your ASS word while getting your mind blown with the world ASS, watch this.

beatrix,
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@rolle no niin…

micha, to random
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Maustetytöt - Syntynyt suruun ja puettu pettymyksin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wvIyatPvqA

Possibly one of the best matching band names ever.

beatrix,
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@micha i went to see them live two years ago ^^

beatrix,
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@micha haha, i haven’t headed of that movie until now :)

But i don’t think Maustetytöt is well known outside of Finland…

eniko, to random
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i saw a post on here (cant find it now) where someone said that people trying to target obsolete platforms apparently often use riscv and then just compile an interpreter for riscv for the platform and wow that actually makes a ton of sense

you can write a dead simple riscv interpreter for rv32im in an afternoon and riscv has a lot of modern support. plus you can easily interact with the host via ecall/ebreak which are part of the core instruction set

🤯

beatrix,
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@eniko if risc-v is so great why isn’t there risc-vi

fell, to gamedev
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So, like many folks, I'm doing a bit of saturday work from home to support the project as it is getting closer to release.

Since my home desktop is primarily a system, I decided to try and see if I could compile a game without Windows.

Short answer: No. I could not.

There is actually an package that gives you a working compiler in , but there is no way to get to work to build .sln and .vcxproj files.

I wonder how much worse the build time would be in a VM 🤔

beatrix,
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@fell i was able to compile my c++ game for windows on Linux using clang, but 1. I used scons just for building that and 2. I did need to copy a bunch of includes and libs from windows…

As for building in a vm, in my experience it works great (tho i tried the other way around, Linux vm under windows), i wouldn’t expect considerable slowdown compared to native if you expose enough cores to the vm.

eniko, to random
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i just saw the conditional 'a' <= c && c <= 'z' and jesus christ why would you do that

beatrix,
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@eniko I’d do that, not for math but for chaos ^^

aeva, to random
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this is why there's no games on linux tonight

beatrix,
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@aeva this is why i always end up having to install a new distro

foone, to random
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I love the idea of fantasy consoles but I can't handle the whole "you edit them from inside the 256x160 pixel fantasy OS!"

I did my time with coding on 640x480, I can't go back, I get claustrophobic.

beatrix,
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@foone the first ever tiny game i made was in VB4… 🥲 but yeah, good riddance

aeva, (edited ) to random
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you're gonna make a 3D game, and you want it to stand out against the rest! pick your unique visual style:

beatrix,
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@aeva @rygorous @hannah i feel attacked

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