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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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dgar, to random
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Someone glued my deck of cards together into a sold block.

I can't deal with this.

dgar, to random
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My rechargeable batteries are revolting.

dgar,
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@Kahte 🤗

dgar,
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@JorgeStolfi 😁

dgar, to music
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The 4th Annual Fedivision Song Contest has concluded. What an incredible event, and indeed, an amazing achievement by the organisers of the event. 🎉

Shoutout to the face of Fedivision 2024, the winner of Fedivision 2023, @futzle for the incredible effort they’ve put into putting this together and keeping it running! 👏

Congratulations to every single person who entered their music! It’s been so much fun listening to your tracks. All of them!! 🫶

Shout out to Radio Free Fedi (@radiofreefedi) for hosting the pop-up channel for the event! They’ve done an amazing job! 👍

Congratulations to our winner, @keefmarshall for their incredible piece “Misaligned Aardvarks”! 🏆

Congrats to our runner up @negativeplayers for their amazing song “The New Rage”! ✌️

Big love to everyone who voted “All Zombies Go To Heaven” into 3rd place. Out of 72 entries, you humble me. Thank you. ☺️

I’m honoured to share the top ten with all the excellent artists who got a shoutout from the Fedivision Vote Bot. The entire selection is an amazing collection of impressive works!! 🥂

I want to thank my Wife, and Mom & Dad, and…

* is forcibly escorted from the podium while continuously trying to thank everyone they can think of…

https://fedi.vision/@vote/posts/317904753296968336/

dgar,
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@Kahte 🫶

dgar,
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dgar,
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@Neblib
Thank you!!
☺️

dgar,
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@HCBunny
Yes. Despite the week of people being flooded with hashtags, it seems that over 50% of the Fediverse is still unaware of its existence!!

Cc: @futzle

sknob, to random
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Mon grand favori a remporté le avec sa chanson sur les oryctéropes mal alignés. Bravo @keefmarshall 🥳🥳🥳

@stephan et sa jument auraient mérités d’être sur le podium, mais il finit à une belle 7e place.

Bravo @dgar et ses zombis pour sa belle 3e place.

Bravo à tous les autres.

Quant à moi, je suis aux nues de compter parmi les 10 premiers (sur 72) à la 9e place ☺️☺️☺️

dgar,
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@stephan @sknob @keefmarshall
Thank you so much! And congratulations on your top ten placement!!
✌️😁🤘

dgar, to random
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will now resume normal service.

Me: Do you keep stationary?

Newsagent: No, I move around a bit.

keefmarshall, to random
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"Yes dear that's very nice that you won your thing but we need to sort out this quote for a new shed..."

Back down to earth.. 🤣

dgar,
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@keefmarshall 😂

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Key 13, 2023: Here is a song titled "Solarpunk Grazers", an ode to a solarpunk utopia. Let us envision a future where energy comes not from a monopoly, but from community solar farms that, apart from generating green power, graze the cattle. In fact, the technology is already out there, awaiting our first move; viva la revolution!

Fedi: sure, sure, here's some votes. not gonna make you top 3 though

Key 13, 2024: aardvarks misaligned Orycteropus afer Orycteropus afer

Fedi: no lyrics have resonated with me more than these. please accept this grammy

dgar,
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@fkfd
😂🏆

dgar, (edited ) to random
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is participating in the Fedivision Song Contest 2024.

I will be representing the fictional faction known as Dizzy Corp. My four-letter vote code is DIZZ.

My entry is a new song called “All Zombies Go To Heaven”.

You can listen to all 72 entries here:
https://fedivision.party

Instructions on how you can cast your three (3) votes can be found here:
https://fedivision.party/vote/

Follow the and hashtags, and the @announce and @vote accounts for updates and voting!

dgar,
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@vote @announce @OrangeR
😁🤗🫶

leece, to random
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@dgar they're playing your song! Congratulations on your placement!

dgar,
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@leece Thank you!!! 🤩

dgar,
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@leece In and out it seems… 🤭

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@dgar congrats to your great fedivision result!

dgar,
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@andijah Thanks so much! What a fun event!!
✌️😁🤘

dgar,
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@andijah
Probably only going to get bigger…

dgar, to ethelcain
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It’s Monday!! It’s also the three year anniversary of the release of the Mastodon-famous song “It’s Always Monday On The Moon”

Written for future moon workers spending long hours doing dangerous work in a lethal environment, my song is about how quickly the enthusiasm for a job like this may disappear quickly due to the isolation and monotonous routine.

https://song.link/i/1570437239

dgar,
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@cvwillegen
✌️😏🤙

dgar, to random
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This toot intentionally left blank.

dgar, to random
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Does anyone know what the Knights in White actually sat in?

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Done the deed on this locomotive.

https://railsofsheffield.com/products/hornby-70th-westwood-br-jinty-rovex-scale-models-limited-1954-2024-limited-edition

dgar,
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@skyfire747 you Hornby bugger you! 🤭

dgar,
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@skyfire747 Oh! Sorry, I misunderstood “deed”. 🤭

dgar, to random
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My friend Bernadette set fire to their bills.

warkolm, to random
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I am usually not one to talk about myself, but yesterday I was voted in as captain of my local rfs brigade

having only been a member for 6 years, it's been a bit of a quick rise, with a tonne of training and response and everything in between, from painting our shed to cleaning toilets

hopefully I can live up to the role and continute the effort that has gone into the last 85 years of the brigade!

dgar,
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Congrats @warkolm!!
✌️😁👍

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