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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon Oโ€™Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced โ€œJarโ€

#๐™ต๐š˜๐š•๐š•๐š˜๐š  liberally
#๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š˜๐šœ๐š often
#๐™ป๐š˜๐šŸ๐šŽ the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, Iโ€™m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
Iโ€™ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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dgar, to random
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You donโ€™t get down from an elephant.

You get down from geese.

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dgar,
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@kmmfoo
Kevin gets it.
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dgar,
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@skyfire101 ๐Ÿ˜‚

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So in a triathlon, itโ€™d come down to whoโ€™s better on a bicycle.

dgar, to random
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Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.

Me: And?

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@jeremy_pm ๐Ÿ˜

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@drmobs ๐Ÿ˜

stevesplace, to music
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Round wound strings. Check.
Uptempo beat. Check.
Once listened to both Zappa and The Tubes. Check.
Has microphone and amp. Check.
Has keyboard not commonly used for typing. Check.
Has lyrics. Check.

Digital Busker

From @dgar

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/digital-busker?si=1d246a131d374787b1b1180537b6b00c&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

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@stevesplace
โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค˜
Thanks for the shoutout!
๐Ÿซถ

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My neighbour lost a quarter of their roof in the storm last night.

Oof.

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@LifeTimeCooking ๐Ÿ˜

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Fallout 1 was the best game in the franchise.

There. I said it.

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@jovikowi
This gamer gets it.
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Have I mentioned how satisfyingly great Satisfactory is?

Satisfactory review.
https://youtu.be/A4kn62fNNFA

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@MaJ1
Canโ€™t help it. Iโ€™ve been playing it. Itโ€™s such a pretty game. I actually have a headless Windows pc sitting under the desk where my iMac sits just so I can play this game. And I hate Windows!!

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dgar, to random
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To the person who took my glasses.

I will find you! I have contacts!

dgar,
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@MaJ1 โ˜บ๏ธ

dgar, to random
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I ordered two large fries.

They gave me a heap of small ones!

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@MaJ1 ๐Ÿ˜

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@Caledonia ๐Ÿ˜

dgar, to random
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Me: Where can I find some bricks, tiles, cement, and grout.

Bunnings Clerk: Theyโ€™re under Construction in aisle 27.

Me: Do you know when theyโ€™ll be finished?

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I asked my friend a question about carpentry.

He nailed it.

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@MennoWolff ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Yewww! Itโ€™s Monday!!
Did you know the word Monday is derived from Old English Mลnandรฆg and Middle English Monenday, originally a translation of Latin dies lunae "day of the Moon"?

Thatโ€™s why:
Itโ€™s Always Monday On The Moon
~ Dgar.

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

YouTube: https://youtu.be/wFDvpdZ7Z9k

Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/au/album/its-always-monday-on-the-moon/1570437238?i=1570437239

Tidal: https://tidal.com/track/186325890

Deezer: https://deezer.page.link/3XuAdJWeAQQriYoZ7

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/33fBVkOB6YXmVTZUy1QppY

Thank you for listening!
Thank you for boosting!
Thank you for following along on your favourite streaming platform!

And thank you for being awesome!

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dgar,
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@claralistensprechen3rd
Thanks for listening! ๐Ÿซถ

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