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dizzy

@dizzy@mstdn.party

Cheering on all the young people trying to save this world

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fkamiah17, to random
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WEEK 33: Full on dystopia at the University of North Carolina's commencement ceremony yesterday.

dizzy,
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@fkamiah17
Nothing more on brand than the institution which you are paying tens of thousands of dollars to attend, arresting you.

enobacon, to random
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Bikes don't need to replace everything cars do, like killing 40k Americans and life-changing injuries for millions more every year is entirely optional.

dizzy,
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@enobacon
But it might make them a more attractive alternative if they could.

jeffowski, to random
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dizzy,
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@jeffowski
Alt text pls

Mrfunkedude, to random
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FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE!!!

If you EVER see a grown man scrolling through Instagram looking at pictures of kids and zooming in on certain parts of the kids, SAY SOMETHING.

As loud as your fucking voice will carry ask that person "WHY ARE YOU SCROLLING THROUGH PICTURES OF CHILDREN ON INSTAGRAM!?!?"

Embarrass the FUCK out of that man. Make him run out in shame with everyone looking at him.

Otherwise to do nothing you are COMPLICIT! SO FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!

dizzy,
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@Mrfunkedude
Have to tell if this is just bad satire.

Alice, (edited ) to random
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I grew up pretty poor and my husband grew up well off, but he's in denial and this conversation just transpired:

Me: Your parents built a brand new house before you were born so you'd have somewhere nice to grow up.

Husband: They didn't build it themselves!

Me: EXACTLY! They paid people like my father to build it.

dizzy,
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@Alice
Congratulations on marrying up.

trixter, to random
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Intentionally going to the flea market on my bike without the milk crate on the back so I forcibly limit how much dumb shit I can bring home

dizzy,
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@trixter
Buys another milk crate at the flea market, fills it with dumb stuff. 🤔

nyquildotorg, to random
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If I were to make an extremely high-voltage vest that only releases a massive electrical charge when something conductive penetrates into it, am I liable for the reconstructive surgery for the cop's hand and arm when he tasers me for sitting calmly?

dizzy,
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@nyquildotorg
Filed under rhetorical question.

nyquildotorg, to random
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I'm the guy who still masks in public and continues to be bothered by humanity's response to COVID. But I am not upset about redefining the term "airborne transmission" to be more accurate.

Also, Pluto isn't a "planet," a tomato is a "fruit," and we don't have a clear enough definition of "sandwich" to determine whether a hot dog is one or not.

Maybe someday that will be resolved once and for all — by redefining the definition of "sandwich."

dizzy,
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@nyquildotorg
I have to say I've never considered a hotdog a sandwich. But also didn't realize it was a question for some folks. 🌭

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