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dr_jo_mue

@dr_jo_mue@troet.cafe

Master of swordfighting, neurosurgeon, intensivist and last remaining independent hacker. Black belt in wokeraty. Anti guns, pro democracy. 1337-2p34k0r, Climate activist, Humanist, FM, Values but not Conservative

--getting sometimes asked why I put my title into the nickname: I used Twitter mostly to interact with colleagues and on scientific subjects. Now I am here and it became more microblogging and social media. Simple as that.

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dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Ich suche saatgutfeste Tomaten, grünes Zebra und schwarze Pflaume. Sind hier Saatgut-Sammler?

fkamiah17, to random
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Just seen someone on the dark side saying they're sitting down with their four and six year old children to watch the "nice, wholesome children's film" ... Watership Down 😱 😬
That's their Sunday ruined. I only ever saw it once and this is literally the only thing I remember about it.

dr_jo_mue,
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@fkamiah17 reminds me of

fzer0, to random German
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Es geschehen noch Zeichen und Wunder.
Ich bin ab 01.04. per LWL im Netz unterwegs.

Mal sehen ob das ein Aprilscherz wird aber ich kanns kaum erwarten.

dr_jo_mue,
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@fzer0 eigene Hardware oder Router-Zwang?

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Hab eben ein Müllauto gesehen mit drei Mädels drauf. Willkommen im 21. JH

skykiss, to Ukraine
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760 Days of Terrorist Attacks

The death count includes documented summary executions, of at least 75 civilians plus countless other others mown down by the terrorists in the atrocity.

These people were going about their daily lives, hunted down and executed in cold blood.

Terrifying images were captured, including disturbing videos of the killings - this cold blooded rampage will change the lives of thousands.This depraved act of terror, should have seen every single country in the world express support and sympathy.

The massacre I refer to is Bucha.

Bucha in .

And all the other towns & villages where murder and executions were carried out by invading russian terrorists.

In Bucha, over 458 bodies have been recovered from the town, including nine children under the age of 18 killed by weapons of war.

Not forgetting the hundreds & thousands buried in unmarked graves & disposed of in mobile crematoriums across Ukraine by the terrorists. These attrocities were and will be repeated over and over.

dr_jo_mue,
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@skykiss bucha was really horrific

rahmstorf, to random German
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Seit 30 Jahren warnen Klimaforscher: Erderwärmung führt zu mehr Extremregen. Die Messdaten bestätigen das schon lange.
Vielleicht wäre es doch gut, mehr auf die Wissenschaft zu hören?

Zahlreiche Tote bei Überschwemmungen in Brasilien https://www.tagesschau.de/ausland/amerika/brasilien-ueberschwemmungen-104.html

dr_jo_mue,
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@rahmstorf erst seit 30 Jahren? Ich wäre eher bei 50...

fzer0, to random German
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GuMo!

Ich muss heute in den Tempel, welch Freude.

dr_jo_mue,
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@fzer0 sonntags?

dr_jo_mue,
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@fzer0 wieso Tempel?

fzer0, (edited ) to random German
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Female version of me according to Stable Diffusion. 🌶️

dr_jo_mue,
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@fzer0 hallo meine hübsche Sabber

ErikUden, to random
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STOP USING LOREM IPSUM!

  • TEXT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE MEANINGLESS
  • YEARS OF WRITING PASSED yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR “dolor sit amet”
  • Yes please give me “consectetur adipiscing elit, sed”, I'd love to have one “aute irure dolor in reprehenderit” — statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.

LOOK AT what DESIGNERS have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time:

(this is REAL TEXT written by REAL DESIGNERS)

  • Hipster Ipsum: Brunch raclette vexillologist post-ironic glossier ennui XOXO mlkshk godard pour-over blog tumblr humblebrag.

  • Cat Ipsum: Chase ball of string eat plants, meow, and throw up because I ate plants going to catch the red dot today

  • Pirate Ipsum: Swab black jack ahoy Brethren of the Coast schooner poop deck main sheet topmast furl marooned.

“Hello I would like Ut enim ad money please”

They have played us for absolute fools

dr_jo_mue,
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@ErikUden die Begrüßungsseite in unserem Mitarbeiterportal. Seit 2 1/2 Jahren!

Und der Rest ist auch nicht anders!

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Es gibt ein krasses Missverhältnis zwischen den finanziellen Hürden eines Eigenheimbesitzers oder eines Mietimmobilien-Besitzers. Der eine kauft vom Netto und zahlt Steuern auf alles, der andere schreibt alles steuerlich ab. Kredite sind günstiger und er baut mit einem finanziellen Vorteil von etwa 40%.

Warum das?!?

Autos sind für schlichte Gemüter das verbliebene Statussymbol. Möglichst fette und durstige Karren.

Was soll d Mist im 21. Jahrhundert?

fzer0, to random German
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It feels like the time has come to reread .

dr_jo_mue,
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@fzer0 du empfiehlst das offensichtlich?

dr_jo_mue,
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@fzer0 wie muss ich mir das vorstellen?

fzer0, to random German
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Na so ein Glück, da dachte sich der Herr Terrorist er möchte gerne ein Massaker veranstalten aber dann hat er bemerkt dass das ja verboten ist.

https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000211390/innenminister-f252r-generelles-waffenverbot-statt-verbotszonen

dr_jo_mue,
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@fzer0 wozu überhaupt?

Appears To Do Yes Western GIF

dr_jo_mue,
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@cm @fzer0 ja das Profiling-Problem. Ich könnte vor dem Bahnhof Dortmund mit Spritze im Arm und Katana lässig über der Schulter auf und ab marschieren, während die türkischen Jungs durchsucht werden wenn sie "Schnipsen" weil das ja ein anerkanntes Kaufgesuch an den (unsichtbaren) Dealer sei.

dr_jo_mue,
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@fzer0 @cm und tun die unbescholtenen Österreicher das auch oder nur die irren Prepper und Neonazis?

dgar, to random
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How to LinkedIn.
1: Conduct poll asking what people think is more important - a degree, or life experience.
2: Publish the results of that poll as content.
3: Remain completely out of touch with the real world.

dr_jo_mue,
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@dgar I always assumed, is satire...

thisismyglasgow, to glasgow
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Love this unusual little gushet building I came across when passing through Cumnock in Ayrshire yesterday. I particularly like its bottle-like shape.


dr_jo_mue,
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@thisismyglasgow do you know the conference-hall in Dublin? it looks like two hands, holding a a pint-glass that's about to be drunken...

jeffowski, to mentalhealth
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I couldn't get help until I tried to hang myself...

dr_jo_mue,
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@jeffowski you think doctors are working their arses off because they "don't care"?!?

dr_jo_mue,
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@jeffowski well, I work 24 HR shifts for my patients and what do you actually do? Write shit about "hit dogs"? Come on...

dr_jo_mue,
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@jeffowski well I know maybe 2000 doctors and none of them "does not care". None. Not a single one. This is really a bad insult and clearly at the wrong people.
Why don't you become a doctor? Work your arse off?

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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In der Narkoseeinleitung:
Patientin: "Aber ihr passt doch gut auf mich auf?"
Ich: "Klar! Ehrensache!"
Pfleger: "Sie glauben ja nicht wie schwer es heute ist, an neue Patienten zu kommen!"
Patientin: "Danke"

dr_jo_mue, to random German
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Breaking News: Sahra Wagenknecht tritt aus BSW aus und gründet neue Partei namens ICH-ICH-ICH.

fzer0, to random German
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Damn, Mrs. Fzer0 has made an appointment with friends and forgot to tell me.

Just when i thought this would be a nice sunday.

dr_jo_mue,
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@fzer0 Google Kalender hilft manchmal.

RickiTarr, to random
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I'm gonna be honest y'all, it's felt dark lately, and for good reason, LGBTQ+ rights in the balance, an election coming up, women struggling to get basic Healthcare, mass shootings, SCOTUS, the environment. The list goes on and on, and the media twists everything to sound even worse, or just straight up ignores actual news. But here's the thing, I know a lot of you, and the fact that you exist in the world gives me hope. You care about the future and you want good things, and so do I, and as long as that spark is there, we have hope. So, let's focus on some good today! Share a good headline, some positive news either on a larger scale or just something personal, a nice picture you took, a funny meme or video, whatever made you feel good or at least, gave you a smile. Let's share some joy!

dr_jo_mue,
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@RickiTarr but I love Morn with that wookie-like wig.

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