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elilla

@elilla@transmom.love

Latina trans girl immigrant, corrupting Germany with hormones, easy sex, and talking to strangers. Travesti milf big boob futa gf. Silly airhead bimbo who believes in horoscope and gnomes, very harmless, not involved in any sort of antifa actions whatsoever

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just spend some time with a couple of Polish people trying to remember what was the "vegan dumplings" or "spinach rectangles" that I got from Rewe and they enjoyed. the answer wasn't what I expected xD

Germans: which packaged vegan product do you think the spinach rectangles turned out to be?

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everybody's hyped for the new 1FAE9 FACE WITH BAGS UNDER EYES, which I mean, :big_mood:, but for you appreciators of text-presentation glyphs, might I draw your attention to the new range "Symbols for Legacy Computing Supplement" (1CC00–1CEBF) that includes several gaming sprites from retrocomputer codesets including Pac-Man, a full set of Space Invaders, 1CC96 FLAPPING BIRD and so on—as well as a full set of box characters for emulators?

https://www.unicode.org/charts/PDF/Unicode-16.0/U160-1CC00.pdf

Another section showing some old terminal drawing elements ("white lower left pointer", "two rings aligned horizontally", "inverse black diamond" etc.) and more game sprites (such as tanks and racing cars and fish in various positions).

elilla, to random
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if you're prone to infodumping, that just means you're the exposition characters. the writers rely on you a lot

elilla, to random
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still thinking of how all normal proprietary software of today would have been flagged spyware ten years ago

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for me, story written by a woman > female protagonist

elilla, to random Portuguese
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não sabia que El Chavo del 8 não está passando mais não só no Brasil mas na América inteira. de fato o apocalipse chega mais cedo em alguns lugares do que outros

elilla, to random
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hello everyone! I'm elilla the federated glamtifa influencer :sparkles_trans: you might know me from trans mom dot love and other places!

as many of you know, we run our living space as kind of a communal refuge kind of deal, where we often host queer people & immigrants in need of a safe place to stay. for variously sensitive reasons our living expenses are going up a notch indefinitely, so I'm here to ask mutual aid from people who can contribute financially. boosts also help! :boosts_ok_gay:​

recurrent patronage on Liberapay: https://liberapay.com/transmom/

one-off donations on ko-fi:
https://ko-fi.com/transmom

people in my area who want to contribute in non-financial ways, too, come up for a visit, all help is most welcome!

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Linux has top(1), bottom(1), and powertop(1). we're missing one

elilla,
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"elilla& are you seriously considering a rust reimplementation of powertop for no other reason than making a horny pun" what me noooo :blobcateyes:

elilla, to random
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young people laughing and talking loudly and blasting music in the train, such a rare sight in this country

elilla,
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everyone else is surprisingly chill with it, normally Germans start complaining about "consideration" whenever you exceed the decibels of a Tagesschau announcer in public. Kinda put the whole train in a festive mood, which is definitely unusual for a workday morning. is it carnival day or s/t?

elilla, to random
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do you think somewhere there's a guy who works in literary publishing and his name is Ed, and his business card reads, "Ed is the standard text editor"

elilla, to emacs
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taking a break from my social media diet to note that I finally took the time to export my #emacs styling like many of you asked. I present you: girly-notebook-theme.el
https://github.com/melissaboiko/girly-notebook-theme

you have to install the fonts for it to work properly, see the README.

FAQ: no there's no dark bg version.

elilla, to random
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I didn't post this photo of my NixOS having some sort of existential ontology breakdown

elilla, to random
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surely one of the German words

elilla, to random
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back when I was doing my masters' I found it very hard to begin or to put anything on the page. but it's also very easy for me to infodump on my topics, for hours if allowed.

so a girlfriend from college helped me in this way: she offered herself as an attentive listener, and I recorded myself explaining the whole concept, proposal, literature I had read etc. to her. Then the contract was, I would transcribe the entire audio as-is onto the text, no editing. only then I was allowed to format, reorganise, add references etc.

less than a hour of talking gave me the whole skeleton for my thesis, breaking the blank page paralysis and letting me concentrate on the experiment itself.

elilla, to random
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Jesus holidays in Germany.

  • Jesus born day
  • Jesus born day plus one
  • Jesus born day with error bars
  • Jesus gets gifts day*
  • Jesus gets tortured by cops day
  • Jesus respawns day*
  • Jesus respawns day plus one
  • Jesus possession day*
  • Jesus possession day plus one
  • Jesus cannibalism day*
  • Jesus flies day
  • Jesus' mom flies day*
  • Jesus' classroom day*

(days marked with an asterisk are public holidays only in certain areas of Germany)

elilla,
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then Germans who have all these days not working because Jesus complain when Muslims ask if they can do home office in Ramadan to avoid passing out.

(true story)

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is anyone in my audience into amateur radio. especially located in Germany or Europe

elilla, to random
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spraying the Tillandsia usneoides until the colour changes to green is satisfying in a "powerwash simulator" kind of way

Me spraying T. usneoides (an air plant that looks like a tangle of whiteish-green strands) until they gradually change to moist green, kinda like orchid roots.

elilla, to random
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huh I have slept a reasonable number of hours, had no trouble getting off the bed, and finished watering my plants and making coffee well before work time. who am I and what have I done with the real me

elilla,
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@jens yes but on most nights the past week I have slept like 3h. it's not really a matter of age but chronic insomnia. I don't think I ever slept more than 7 hours or so. or it was so long ago I can't remember it.

elilla,
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@jens what I mean is, it's not that this night I slept less than normal. it's that this night I slept much more than normal, which for me is a big win.

(and it also means I can do things in the morning, because I'm actually rested. since normally I only sleep a few hours, I wake up tired and can't get up. the timing of waking up doesn't change, only how functional I am. it is impossible for me to wake up later than 6~7ish, no matter if I slept at 4 or at 23.)

elilla, to random
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> A new national survey conducted by The Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center finds a broad majority of parents experience isolation, loneliness and burnout from the demands of parenthood, with many feeling a lack of support in fulfilling that role.

> The survey of parents conducted this month found:

> * About two-thirds (66%) felt the demands of parenthood sometimes or frequently feel isolating and lonely.

  • About 62% feel burned out by their responsibilities as a parent.
  • Nearly 2 in 5 (38%) feel they have no one to support them in their parenting role.
  • Nearly 4 in 5 (79%) would value a way to connect with other parents outside of work and home.

https://nursing.osu.edu/news/2024/05/01/new-survey-finds-loneliness-epidemic-runs-deep-among-parents

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