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hazelweakly

@hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

I have thoughts. Lots of thoughts. They never stop thinking. Never stop thunking. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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hazelweakly, to random
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"Are you decent?"

Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

"Are you repugnant?"

I probably am to conservatives, but I don't smell weird if that's what you're getting at.

hazelweakly,
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@adrianco only on my good days :)

hazelweakly,
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@adrianco unfortunately, no. I already have a company offsite at the same time, which is quite unfortunate. Alex suggested that I just quit so that I can go to monitorama instead. While the idea was tempting, I did decide to pass on it, but that means I'm going to be there

hazelweakly,
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@mjm gasp! Lewd! Lurid!

Sounds like a great time :)

diana, to random
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@yvonnezlam Made famous in the NewCrafts closing keynote … was a perfect moment set up by other talks here.

hazelweakly,
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@diana @yvonnezlam same energy as "but moooommmm I don't wanna eat my veggies or do my choresssss"

And yes, I 2000% agree with this definition of tech debt. LOVE it

grimalkina, to random
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A public service announcement with an expiration date: if you've loved my writing and science, I have a book proposal+sample chapter out on submission right now. The pitch is "The Psychology of Software Teams": a general audience, warmly human, accessible book for teams, leaders, and curious minds, filled to the brim with practitioner stories AND the new empirical social science of technology innovation. 🙌❤️

Let me know if you know editors who might be interested in this uniquely cool project.

hazelweakly,
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@grimalkina @matthewskelton I am so excited about this 😍

hazelweakly, to random
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Tell me you're doing the GitOps thing without telling me you're doing the GitOps thing

hazelweakly,
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@mpuckett259 @jenniferplusplus turns out I don't need the script I just needed alpine instead of busybox (or more specifically, ca certificates)

hazelweakly,
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@yvonnezlam @joby @jenniferplusplus the unfixed bind mount limitation and leaky abstraction of configmap was a particularly painful one that spoke to me tbh

Like, I am also a leaky abstraction to be patched over in a quirky way with a very big hammer

hazelweakly,
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@gvwilson An evergreen classic to be sure

hazelweakly,
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@noah my condolences. Jinja is roughhh

DeliaChristina, to random
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My Joyfriends are really coming through.

Day two of really messed up hair. I'm not going to bother for the rest of the day. I'm just gonna look like a bird made a nest on my head and call it.

hazelweakly,
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@DeliaChristina I showed up to a swing dance the other day with a giant bite mark on my shoulder and totally forgot about it until I got a concerned question about if I was ok and realized that replying "oh my boyfriend" would probably make that worse rather than better 😅

hazelweakly,
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@DeliaChristina oh my fuck, I would've loved to be a fly on the wall for that 💀

I keep a collection of turtlenecks and other high neck things for when I have Important Meetings, now. I've learned 😅

hazelweakly, to random
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"The most valuable code in the world is often glue code" -- Ok yeah, so then why are we so fucking bad at it, huh?

Seriously. You know what would make my whole life right now? A flow chart. With a sarcastic paperclip or a snarky stapler or some other anthropomorphic substitute for soulless capitalism.

"Hey! Listen! What do you wanna build?"
Door 1: A CRUD server
Door 2: A CRUD client
Door 3: A CRUD to CRUD pipe

"Well you came to the right place! How much CRUD are we talkin'?"

[[ etc etc ]]

grimalkina, to random
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Look, when computer science departments have some of the worst learning outcomes of any department on campus maybe they SHOULDN'T be elevated as the experts on how students should "learn with AI" with the only reason being "computers"??? Just saying. I will gladly listen to the absolute heroes in CS who HAVE centered teaching and ARE incredible teachers but I guarantee their colleagues aren't.

hazelweakly,
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@grimalkina applies real well to industry too, if I'm being honest. Whole lot of "opinions on how to level up your engineers by person who's never once thought about how to uplift their teammates" energy going on right now

shanselman, to random
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This new iPad Pro is fantastic. Very happy with it. Except it’s also not a MacBook Air. All this power and this 3 legged OS. Stage Manager is a weak simulacrum of a window manager. Please unify these operating systems.

hazelweakly,
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@shanselman I've been waiting for this ever since they switched to Apple Silicon everywhere for their professors. Same architecture, why no same OS?

As much as people bemoan losing desktop functionality on a laptop... I absolutely want to be able to turn a laptop into iOS and vice versa. So many people still need laptops for one thing or another but realistically find the OS too complex to use for much and so they end up using an iPad for daily computing

Both OS experiences are valid :)

grimalkina, to random
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I've been waiting for this day 🥲. I'm so proud of all that @CSLee and @KFosterMarks have accomplished with this -- the FIRST science-backed workbook from the Developer Success Lab based on our carefully empirical research into code review anxiety. Completely yours to use.

https://mastodon.social/@CSLee/112456425795414721

hazelweakly,
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@grimalkina @CSLee @KFosterMarks whooo! Congratulations! This is amazing!

Taking research and turning it into something actionable for people is so difficult and you've done a great job here :)

I can't wait to share this at work!

mononcqc, to random
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"AI is actually gonna be great any time now," I tell myself as everything that was somewhat usable gets generative AI wedged into it in the most unhelpful ways possible time and time again

hazelweakly,
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@mononcqc "the torment nexus will stop hurting me eventually because even broken clocks are right twice a day" i wail, as the clock magically achieves 100% unreliability

hazelweakly, to random
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I have a sudden mighty nerd to write a parody of Ella Fitzgerald's song "a tisket a tasket" but about debugging a broken kubernetes cluster

I... I just need it, okay? For reasons

adrianco, to random
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I’m in Denver/Broomfield for a few days for the SW2con (used to be Gluecon) event. Giving a talk on Weds. meeting a bunch of old friends. https://www.sw2con.com/#agenda

hazelweakly,
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@adrianco AI development conference, eh? Sounds interesting, at least :)

fasterthanlime, to random
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Ah. I see.

hazelweakly,
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@fasterthanlime Fascinating! This score seems to have gone down for me after transitioning. I think I'm masking better now as well as being affected by the whole autism presenting differently in women thing

ricci, to random
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I just wrote an actual physical check, AMA

hazelweakly,
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@ricci what PaaS (pen as a service) did you use?

grimalkina, to random
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Fascinating when a total stranger on here links out one of my posts to talk about how I'm a terrible person and all the men who follow and reply to me are just here to educate me. Lmfao I wonder what the difference is. I wonder if I made my profile pic an equation what they would infer instead.

hazelweakly,
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@tess @grimalkina even worse! smart, hot, successful, in leadership, not even single??

Literally the worst person on the planet. Not a single inferiority complex left untouched. Scorched earth 💀

carnage4life, to random
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It must be really awkward hosting Q&A’s with the staff celebrating record profits to the tune of billions of dollars only for employees to ask why you’re doing layoffs every quarter then?

This is why CEOs can’t wait to replace their pesky employees with AI.

hazelweakly,
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@syntaxseed @carnage4life "likely"

Cause, y'know, maybe they'll change their mind, as a treat

:))))

DeliaChristina, to random
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TIL that low estrogen also affects the elasticity of tendons and can contribute to hip and joint pain.

Gotdammit. I'm gonna have to take some collagen pills, aren't i?

Thanks, . Yet another thing to love. is bullshit.

hazelweakly,
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@DeliaChristina if you take hrt does that help with it? Or is it a thing where once perimenopause starts you're kinda fucked?

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