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helenclayton

@helenclayton@mas.to

Walker, nature lover, homebaker, bookworm, currently ‘between cats’, francophile, Remainer/Rejoiner, proud member of the wokerati.

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helenclayton, to animals
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On my way back from the shop I stopped to say hello to one of my favourite neighbourhood cats. My husband and I refer to him as the little grey cat. Anyway, a lady today told me that he’s called Gatsby!

Photo from a previous encounter.

purplepadma, to random
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It’s my actual 50th birthday tomorrow. The thought fills me with dread to the point that I feel sick. I would like to sleep through until Saturday

helenclayton,
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@purplepadma I really hate birthdays (mine that is), I get very maudlin and grumpy, telling everyone who cares (or doesn’t) that it’s my birthday and I can be sad and grumpy if I want to (stamps foot). My 50th is next year 🙈.

helenclayton,
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@purplepadma a blip 😊. But…

Happy actual Birthday! 🥳

purplepadma, to random
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Yesterday: I will never feel OK again, the only way out of this hell is sleep (or death)

Today: I think the world is great! People are generally lovely! I am very happy to be here!

helenclayton,
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@purplepadma and I am very happy that you’re here too!

purplepadma, to random
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Someone tell me something cute or funny, please. I’m struggling here and need a dopamine boost!

helenclayton,
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@purplepadma time to bring out the cat in a swan tutu...

RolloTreadway, to Birds
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Reminds me, I have a question for enthusiasts.

Do collared doves nest in chimney pots? It's just I've been trying to figure out where the collared dove couple must be nesting as there isn't a suitable tree in the right kind of location.

helenclayton,
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@RolloTreadway do you have any conifers around your way? Everything seems to nest in ours and neighbours leylandii. Horrible stuff but the birds seem to like it. We’ve had collared doves and wood pigeons in there. If not, ledges etc on buildings maybe.

helenclayton,
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@RolloTreadway they have chosen you 😊. Must be a flat enough area on a roof or ledge nearby. They build quite loose twiggy nests like other pigeons I think. Such gentle birds.

helenclayton,
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@RolloTreadway I can’t help cooing to them (in Reeves and Mortimer fashion). We’ve recently started seeing a pair of stock doves in the garden, which I’d not known were a thing. Similar to wood pigeons, of which we always seem to have three. Collared doves are the sweetest though.

helenclayton, to nature
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helenclayton, to Bloomscrolling
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Passed this beautiful plum blossom 🌸 on my way home from the pub.

purplepadma, to random
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People are arriving from 6, it’s quarter to and everywhere is chaos - not sure what my crew has been doing all day but we are nowhere near being ready for guests. I’m just sitting outside by the fire pit trying to keep out of the way

helenclayton,
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@purplepadma have a wonderful evening! Nails look fab btw (just catching up!).

purplepadma, to random
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OK grocery order done, dinner done… just the bed to be made then I can crash. Barely holding it together now

helenclayton,
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@purplepadma you’ve done well 😊

RolloTreadway, to random
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You know how December is all about mince pies, and the run-up to Easter is all about hot cross buns?

There should be a special baked treat for every month in the year. Why isn't there? Why am I not enjoying a delicious April Cake or Spring Bun or whatever?

helenclayton,
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@thebaywindowgirl @sheepnik @RolloTreadway Victoria sponge for July I reckon…sorry for butting in but I saw mention of cake.

helenclayton,
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@thebaywindowgirl @sheepnik @RolloTreadway also 4 October is cinnamon bun day in Sweden and Finland so I propose we adopt this tradition.

helenclayton,
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helenclayton,
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@thebaywindowgirl @sheepnik @RolloTreadway flan pâtissier is one of my favourites too! I usually make it in May but for you in can be Feb 🥰

helenclayton,
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@thebaywindowgirl @sheepnik @RolloTreadway do we have anything for August yet?

helenclayton,
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@thebaywindowgirl @sheepnik @RolloTreadway cherries could be August, but fudge is always good!

purplepadma, to random
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OK, so thanks for all the kindness and well wishes yesterday, I slept a lot better by the power of pharma after a combination of dark room, ambient music, sleepy pillow spray and attempts at letting my thoughts drift by.

I’m a bit agitated this morning, nervous? Excited? Anxious? Mixed mood? Can’t tell but I need to be careful today. I’ll try to run some of the agitation off, it’s a run day anyway. Wish me luck managing myself

helenclayton,
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@purplepadma good luck :blobcathug:

helenclayton, to random
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A little’un for

purplepadma, to random
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Feeling a little high now FFS. Very party focussed. Unwilling to cook.

helenclayton,
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@purplepadma you’re allowed to be party focused 😊

helenclayton,
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@purplepadma well yes! Mid-week takeaway?

helenclayton,
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@purplepadma lentil soup here. Not terribly inspiring.

fkamiah17, to nature
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"The hermit crab is not, in fact, hermetical: they're sociable, often climbing on top of one another to sleep in a great pile. When a crab comes across a new shell that turns out to be too big, it waits nearby until another crab comes to inspect it. If it's too small for a second crab, they hold claws and form a queue until a crab who fits it arrives, then the next crab in line claims the newly-housed crab's shell ... "
from 'The Golden Mole', by Katherine Rundell

helenclayton,
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@fkamiah17 I have read The Watchmaker of Filigree Street…such a delightful character!

helenclayton,
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@fkamiah17 p.s. I cried!

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