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izzyamar

@izzyamar@twit.social

Just a #GenX girl from #Delaware, living in #NYC. #neurospicy, sentimental dork baby. I like to get high and wax poetic about #LilNasX. Some things I love, now in hashtag form:

[#apple](https://twit.social/tags/apple)   
[#mac](https://twit.social/tags/mac)  
[#vintageapple](https://twit.social/tags/vintageapple)  
[#tech](https://twit.social/tags/tech)  
[#games](https://twit.social/tags/games)  
[#music](https://twit.social/tags/music)  
[#photography](https://twit.social/tags/photography)  
[#stereoscopy](https://twit.social/tags/stereoscopy)  
[#3dphotography](https://twit.social/tags/3dphotography)  
[#canon](https://twit.social/tags/canon)  
[#iphone](https://twit.social/tags/iphone)  
[#thesims](https://twit.social/tags/thesims)  
[#thesims4](https://twit.social/tags/thesims4)  
[#baldursgate3](https://twit.social/tags/baldursgate3)  
[#nobridge](https://twit.social/tags/nobridge)  

E pur si muove.

Maybe it’s not now or later, til you save the best for last.

let’s be abnormal, let’s be certifiable

I ❤️ my monkey.

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izzyamar, to random
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I’m at the point in my life where I truly wish Salonpas patches had cool designs like band aids do.

izzyamar, to random
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The Crow (1994): “It can’t rain all the time.”

NYC (this past week): “I beg to fucking differ.”

izzyamar, to random
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Came home from mom's today, so I could get prepared to start the new job. I start on Tuesday, but used tonight to get my laptop and monitors all set up, so I can take it really easy tomorrow. Now that my work Windows laptop is all set to my liking, I'm feeling really good about things, especially my decision to switch to a Mac 15+ years ago 🙈

I realize that those of you who daily drive Windows are used to it, but still - I don't know how you do it. That operating system is HOSTILE.

izzyamar, to HashtagGames
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Horton Hears a Who TF Did I Marry?


izzyamar, to HashtagGames
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To Think That I Saw it on Fascination Street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZsQdLlvuk4


izzyamar, to random
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To make up for all those times as a kid when my mom asked me to take meat out of the freezer for dinner and I forgot, I not only remembered today but I also started dinner.

A big ole pot of chili is now bubbling away on the stove. A preliminary taste, and I can report that it's gonna be a winner.

izzyamar, to random
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I realize that they're a legitimate fruit in their own right, but I swear to bob, "Jazz Apples" sounds like a euphemism for something.

RickiTarr, to random
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Type "Women are..." and/or "Men are..." and let predictive text finish the sentence.

izzyamar,
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@RickiTarr

Women are not the only people who have been affected by these policies.

Men are the most important group in society because they have the highest number of men.

yikes

fedward, to random

I’m going to need a 21st century update for this fridge magnet we have, but saying “USE AI: Do Stupid Things Faster and Waste Energy”

izzyamar,
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@fedward Quick and dirty, but here you go!

jake4480, to random
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I saw this at Goodwill last night and I haven't been the same since

izzyamar,
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@jake4480 sobs in “old”

izzyamar, to random
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I seem to have misplaced my copy of Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein....this is somewhat distressing.

RickiTarr, to random
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Oh wow, The Hunger Games are starting!

izzyamar,
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@RickiTarr Did he actually do this?? I've never watched his videos and don't plan to start, but...did he, like, really find people who let their toddlers and children be subjected to this? Or has the internet just rotted my brain to the point where I fell for what (has to be?) a "joke"?

izzyamar, to random
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I don’t know why, but I can’t get enough of this particular meme format. It’s so stupid but it brings me so much joy 😂

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🎧 There's not a time B-52s aren't *just right—Goldilocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXy0XnzTQuc

izzyamar,
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@DemocracySpot One of my favorite songs of theirs. It’s between this, Private Idaho, and Legal Tender. They’re so damn good!

izzyamar, to HashtagGames
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This Must Be the Plaice - Talking Heads


izzyamar, to random
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It took dozens of application, lots of anxiety, 4 interviews, and several cute outfits, but I just received a phone call with an (unofficial, until the paperwork goes through) job offer!

I'm beyond excited :-) I like the company, I love the people I interviewed with, and I'm stoked to be on the cusp of having disposable income again LOL

does happy dance

Thanks for all the well wishes, friends - I appreciate it so, so much!!!

ianRobinson, to random
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I don’t think I’ll ever grow up. Not tomorrow or any other day.

I think that boat has sailed.

I’m okay with that 😬

izzyamar,
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@ianRobinson Growing up's overrated.

izzyamar, to random
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Last week, I had what was supposed to have been my final interview for this job I've been going for. I was told I'd hear back this week.

This evening, I got an email that they want me to interview one more time with another one of their Operations Directors. That's now scheduled for Thursday.

I'm a bit anxious, but on the bright side, they must really like me if they want me back for a 4th interview, right?

Really looking forward to having an income again!

izzyamar,
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@Chip_Unicorn Thanks for asking!!! I actually signed my offer letter today, and I start on March 5th!!!! :-D

izzyamar,
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@thepoliticalcat Thanks so much!!! 🥰

izzyamar, to random
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your kids can have a little bit of lead paint. Just as a treat.

RickiTarr, to random
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It is strange how many completely arbitrary and unproven numbers we live by:

10k Steps
The BMI
2000 Calories
6 inch Penises
8 Glasses of Water
8 Hours of Sleep
8 Spiders A Year

izzyamar,
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@RickiTarr As a citizen of the internet who can therefore only think in terms of memes, the only numbers I concern myself with are 69 and 420.

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silly single dad selfie sees us seattle sightseeing and slinking around the sound, finding ourselves re-inventing the wheel

izzyamar,
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@ChrisPirillo You two are adorable - looks like you’re having fun!!

izzyamar, to random
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Standing outside waiting for grocery delivery. The air is crisp and cold ahead of the impending snow, and someone has a fire going in their fireplace.

I’m quite happy 😃

izzyamar, to random
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https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://snarfed.org/2024-02-12_52106

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