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j3j5

@j3j5@hachyderm.io

#Backend engineer, #PHP & #Laravel tinkerer, #BotMaker

I like #openData #science #urbanism #bikes and other weird things.

ES 🌎 https://mastodon.uy/@j3j5

#GoodBots #BotsGüenos

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StillIRise1963, to random
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😁

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2024/05/28/larry-connor-titanic-sub-who-is-ohio-billionaire-triton-submarines-oceangate-titon/?sh=54832a3421a1

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/an-ohio-billionaire-is-planning-to-take-another-submarine-to-the-titanic-wreck/ar-BB1ncqSf

j3j5, (edited )
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@ryanrandall @StillIRise1963 are we going to see the next billionaires get lemmoned?

j3j5,
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@andytiedye hahaha, I know, I was just building on the joke given that so many pieces of Boeing are falling from their plane these days :)

j3j5,
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@andytiedye @ryanrandall @StillIRise1963 from what I've heard, you don't even need to buy it, only look up and wait long enough

ocramius, to random
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Amazon deliveries are getting weird

j3j5,
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@ocramius I can't get the size properly, can you get the finger closer so we can better guess the size of it? :revblobfoxscience:

j3j5,
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@ocramius haha, cool! I was joking because it made me laugh that you put the finger for comparison

Alice, to random
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The most common workplace acronym is KISS which apparently stands for Keep It Stupid, Stupid.

j3j5,
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@Alice and here I was using it thinking it meant Keep It Shut, Stupid! :blobfoxfacepalm:

outofcontrol, to mastodon
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484 bookmarks in Mastodon. One day I’ll go through and them all, I swear!

#mastodon #bookmarks

j3j5,
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@outofcontrol oh, I don't think I can see it on the web or Tusky, I'll have to check the api if I manage to gather the courage to look it up 🙈

j3j5,
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@outofcontrol how do you see the count? I'm not sure I want to know mine but...

StefanThinks, to random
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I am available to mentor if you are interested in growing your social media followers to dozens and consistently getting 1-2 likes/post.

j3j5,
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@StefanThinks if you're interested, I can offer a guest lecture on this obscure technique called "how to grow your notifications by answering as many polls as possible"

https://hachyderm.io/@j3j5/111394036119582100

j3j5, to random
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I'd rather take money, thank you very much :picardfacepalm:

j3j5,
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@aitorpazos if you manage to meet the deadline they'll throw a piece of fresh meat into the room so you can eat it together with "the users"

j3j5,
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@cam lol, I'd also rather not see what I've built in real life 😂 I prefer to live in blissful ignorance

argyleink, to CSS
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steal this dialog and popover snippet

  • transitions
  • entry/exit
  • backdrop included

ready for richer design system integration

try on Codepen
https://codepen.io/argyleink/pen/zYbQBOm

j3j5,
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@argyleink 😍

alex, to random
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Testing propagation...

Sorry for the noise, but I just migrated my server and need to make sure folks are seeing my posts. Could the first person who sees this post reply to let me know? I'll delete it right afterward.

Thank you. Just totally normal social media things.

j3j5,
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@alex 👋

alttexthalloffame, to accessibility
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This is a solid advice from @spaceninja:

"If you take nothing else away from this post, I want you to remember this: Write alternative text as if you’re describing the image to a friend."

https://cloudfour.com/thinks/write-alt-text-like-youre-talking-to-a-friend/?utm_source=pocket_shared

j3j5,
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@tieflingdiotima @alttexthalloffame @spaceninja something I help with every time I can in case you don't feel like with enough energy to do it yourself is reply to requests. You tag your post with it, somebody helps and then you can edit the original with the provided description or use it as a base.

outofcontrol, to mastodon
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Possibly naïve question… can we embed a Mastodon post into a site, like others can do with X?

#x

j3j5,
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@outofcontrol there's a default option using iframes (3 dots on post -> embed), there's support for oEmbed and there are other 3rd party solutions to achieve similar results

https://mastodon-embeds.glitch.me/

https://stefanbohacek.com/project/wordpress-plugin-for-fediverse-embeds/

gabboman, to random

hey, do you people use the bookmark post funtionality?

j3j5,
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@gabboman I do use them, although I try to go back to them some of them accumulate on there...but I use them often.

gabboman, to random

@fedicanvas !pixel 160 203

j3j5,
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@gabboman vamoooo que llenamos esa taza!!!

schwa, to random
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    j3j5,
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    @schwa did they send you this in a snail mail letter?

    j3j5, to random
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    Oh no! Somebody traveled back in time and did something to @Tusky 's devs and in this TL they never coded Tusky 😱😱😱

    j3j5,
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    @Tusky fwiw, is the first time I see it and it fixed itself 🤷

    Running 25.2 from F-Droid.

    simonhamp, to Laravel
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    Here's a little tool I built as my New Tab page

    It lists all my projects based on the filesystem, giving me an overview of their state at a glance and quick access to various tools

    It also lets me add custom details, search and more

    It's built on Laravel Volt, which was really fun to use!

    Will open source at some point

    video/mp4

    j3j5,
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    @simonhamp looks really cool!! 👌

    j3j5, to random
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    Google is broken, so if you need to find all the info regarding Trump's ruling on the 34 counts, just search

    "Trump rule 34"

    :blobfoxpeek:

    j3j5, to random
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    @fedicanvas !pixel 159 199

    j3j5, to random
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    I cannot wait for the AI to start sharing facts from @lowqualityfacts as answers or featured snippets.

    Not all heroes wear capes!

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