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janl

@janl@narrativ.es

25 years on the web.

Makes @couchdb @pouchdb & #offlinefirst.

CEO at https://toot.berlin/@neighbourhoodie.

ASF Member & CouchDB PMC Chair.

Made JSConf EU, Greenkeeper, Hoodie, Mustache.js.

Dissatisfied with the status-quo.

Soft Boy. Likes birds, bikes & bees.

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Murder on the PCI Express

janl,
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@whitequark all interrupts getting a stab?

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On a train to see Tool, again! 🤗🔧

janl,
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@cjk danke!

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@tante thank you!

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My home from is of course going to end up delayed. Might be stuck in Osnabrück for a while! Anyone else?

janl,
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@sarajw good luck! 🤞 — also hi from another train :)

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I don’t know why, but I love every scene of #StarTrekDiscovery with Tig Notaro.

janl,
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@ramsey Tig is amazing, it is not hard to ;D — If you’re into podcasts, and don’t listen already, check out her Handsome show

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In meinem Studium gibt es ein Modul namens Exkursion und die Vortragstitel bei der Konferenz, zu der ich heute muss, enthält Titel wie
🦅Phoenix Mindset🦅
🥊Schlagkräftig Verhandeln mit der Boxmethode🥊
🧠Mindhacking🧠.

Habe ein Buzzword-Bingo zum Ankreuzen vorbereitet - wünscht mir Glück.

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@Kurorori subscribe

tante, to random
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Today a consortium the company I work for is part of we prepared a meeting on Monday where we'll defend a grant application. When it came to who was gonna present or answer questions people were very protective of me and two other people because "you are still so young, we don't want to overwhelm you".

I am 44 years old.

Boomers are really fucking Out of touch with reality.

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@tante roflmao

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current status:

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I've had only a couple of beers. One was 8%. I love you all

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@sarajw rip

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Would you rather fly on a brand new Boeing 737 in 2024 or a Boeing 737 made in 1994, in 2024?

janl,
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@alda I mean, gut reaction you want to trust the older planes, but if they were refurbed by the new regime, not sure if it makes a difference

janl,
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@alda really depends when the last larger refurb/repair was done.

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@cjk whoop

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Hiring Karolina is the best thing you can do for your product and/or design today.

The care and attention she brings to her work will surpass your expectations and you likely haven’t seen anything like it before.

I have collaborated with her on JSConf- and CSSConf* AU and EU and everything has been better for her contributions.

tl;dr: I couldn’t speak more highly of Karolina. If the time zone situation is awkward for you, making it work will be worth it.
https://front-end.social/@fox/112567202871573093

#FediHire

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The first blog post on our work with @sovtechfund and the first Open Source projects we worked on in the past ~seven months is out now.

Read all about it: https://neighbourhood.ie/blog/2024/06/06/neighbourhoodie-and-the-sovereign-tech-fund

(There are some heavy hitting projects in the works that we can share yet, but being able to do this work is hugely fulfilling 🙏💖)

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Planting begins today!

janl,
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@fraying wheeee 🙌

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janl, (edited ) to random German
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macOS having a small Recall moment with Bartender somewhat shadily changing hands. Be careful out there. https://mastodon.social/@chockenberry/112564950944498432

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The primary German PHP IRC channel in the early 2000s had a permaban on all connections from Poland be cause *.pl marched Perl scripts. We thought it was funny at the time. (It was never funny).
https://front-end.social/@sarajw/112575971370696238

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Lovely beer garden lunch with @mnot 🥰✅

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Who’s got two thumbs and is coming to this year? 🥰🥰🥰

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1310 / 1550, not 1550 / 1310 🙄

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Less software. Everybody, stop coding. https://infosec.exchange/@lirantal/112569046972240158

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Home sweet 🙌

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Yeesh. 🥃

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