jmahlman

stux, 3 days ago to random

And they keep wondering why people are ordering in

stux, 17 days ago to random

Please think about supporting us with paying the bills for the servers, media storage and emails ❤️

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Together with you we can make this all possible! :blobcathearts:

stux, 26 days ago to random

American fries™️

But with a little extra sauce

jmahlman, 3 months ago to random

My partner is not appreciating my puns today.

A:”what kind of eggs do you want today?”
J:”whatever you want, I’m eggnostic”
A: 😑

stux, 3 months ago to random

:blobhappy: all instances (mastodon.coffee, masto.ai & mstdn.social) have now been updated to version 4.2.5

Read more about the update here: https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/releases/tag/v4.2.5

jmahlman, 3 months ago to random

Your reminder that it will never be the year of the Linux desktop.

#fightinWords

jmahlman, 4 months ago to apple

I love that someone on Reddit is printing the Apple Jonathan prototype. Amazing

https://www.reddit.com/r/VintageApple/s/ZPs4VCDDXB

@NanoRaptor, have you seen this?

#apple #jonathan

bynkii, 4 months ago to random

I want this to be fake, and yet…

jmahlman, 4 months ago to rant

New post on Year of The Geek!

Conference planners, we have to talk https://yearofthegeek.net/posts/conference-planners-we-have-to-talk/

#Inclusion #rant #macAdmins

stux, 5 months ago to random

In my 3 decades on this planet i went from playing games with graphics seen in GTA1 to (within a few) graphics from GTA6

Can’t even imagine what my grandkids will play :blobcatgiggle:

jmahlman, 5 months ago to macos

I totally forgot to share this here! I wrote a post on how to run a macOS Security Compliance audit/remediation across multiple versions of macOS using Jamf. Hope people find this useful! #macOS #Security #mscp #Compliance #Jamf #macadmin

https://yearofthegeek.net/posts/running-audit-and-remdiation-on-multiple-os/

isagalaev, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago) to random

What is your main browser (engine)?

Re-running a poll I saw on Mastodon a while ago, before various migrations. Just collecting numbers, not seeking advice or anything. Please boost for reach.

bynkii, 8 months ago to random

Got another email from JAMF about JNUC 2023. Sent another reply as to why I refuse to attend when they are holding it in a location so dangerous to LGBTQIA+ attendees and women attendees.

ActionRetro, 9 months ago to random

First skateboard in 15 years. At least my midlife crisis has cardio benefits 😅

jmahlman, 9 months ago to random

@ActionRetro where was your band formed? I assume Philly?

My partner and I both agree they sound very “PA/NJ emo”.

Think MCR/Thursday ish.

jmahlman, 9 months ago to animals

Luna is comfy. #dogsofmastodon #dogs

stux, 9 months ago to Netherlands

Cheers! :cheers:

I just went to the store and on my way back I came across a group of guys on a ‘beer bike’ also waiting at the traffic lights and they handed me a beer!

So I biked home in the sun with a beer in my hand :blobhappy:

Welcome in the #Netherlands 🇳🇱 (yes, I don’t think this is allowed but hey)

jmahlman, 10 months ago to MacAdmins

Representing @ActionRetro while at #PSUMac with my “I ❤️ Ugly Computers” shirt. A few comments so far :)

#macAdmins

jerry, 10 months ago to random

I have this cat laying with me. He doesn’t care about my problems at work. He doesn’t care about Meta and the fediverse. He doesn’t care that Fedia.io’s database is a :dumpster_fire:​

He, for some reason, just wants to lay right here. Purring softly. Twitching now and then as he dreams. Apparently feeling safe.

He’s 17. I give him insulin injections twice a day and he has a shaved spot on his back with a glucose meter glued to his skin. Yet he still trusts me.

When I adopted him 17 years ago, he was a wreck. He peed on my couches, pooped on my bed. But he grew out of that.

He and I play games, even still today. i will act scared to see him and back away, and he will start chasing me.

He knows how to ask me for what he wants. I feel like I understand him sometimes.

I’m really am super lucky he put on a show when I was looking for a rescue to adopt all those years ago. He’s been an awesome cat.

bynkii, 11 months ago to random

https://calckey.social/notes/9geg8344mpyqpwoa

Imagine thinking anyone but fossstans give any more of a thruppenny fuck than they did about the PS3 either running Linux or losing that ability.

It’s a game console. Not everything has to do everything. An impact wrench doesn’t also have to give you a French Blowjob, it just has to be a good impact wrench.

I’d say more Fossstans need to touch grass, but grass isn’t controlled by the GPL, so they hate grass.

jmahlman, 11 months ago to random

… @ActionRetro, you inspired me 😂