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jonathanmatthews

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๐ŸŒ A UK-based, fully-remote, multi-hyphenate #Linux #sysadmin|#DevOps|#SRE|#PlatformEngineer [he/him].

๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘”#TechWriter helping folks grok the awesomeness of #CUE|#cuelang, at https://cuelang.org

๐ŸŽ‰ Playing with #plaintextaccounting #i3wm #selfhosting and #degoogleโ€™ing by moving from ChromeOS to something Linuxy.

๐Ÿ’ฌ Very happy to talk about anything, so long as it includes #respect for people and #empathy for folks feelings ๐Ÿ˜€ #nobot

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A question for any users who submit builds to the builds.sr.ht service via its git.sr.ht integration (https://man.sr.ht/builds.sr.ht/#gitsrht): are there any tricks to having a persistent main branch .build.yml file in place, whilst trying to minimise the load on the build service?

I know about git push -o skip-ci, but I'm definitely not going to remember to do that on every push to (or config of) each non-build-worthy branch.

Any ideas/tricks/etc?

jonathanmatthews, to random
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Which of the in this list would you use to mark the start of a distinct step in some documentation? ":step:" isn't available :-( https://github.com/ikatyang/emoji-cheat-sheet/blob/master/README.md

jonathanmatthews, to random
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I know this'll be unexpected, possibly unpopular; and it's a big, big decision, but ...

I've decided to change my standing desk layout so the screen's in portrait mode.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

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jonathanmatthews, to random
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@sarahdal Heya ๐Ÿ‘‹ So I recall your XLS-shouldabinnaDB problem, and I noticed that @simon posted this (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37199041) in a (๐Ÿ™„) HN discussion of Datasette, his open-source-but-also-SaaSy data-thing - and his comment stood out to me as something you /might/ be able to use to help convince your, er, colleague that using something DB-ish is a positive, & not the loss-of-control that I infer from your toots that you believe they might fear!

jonathanmatthews, to AWS
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Does anyone know (or could point to) the theoretical or practical limit on the number of deployed functions that an account can contain? I can't see the question answered anywhere.

Not concurrent executions; not provisioned capacity; not create-function-requests-per-second; not function versions ... but the number of uniquely named functions that can be deployed, possibly sitting unused, ready to be invoked, in an AWS account ... ๐Ÿค”

jonathanmatthews, to Cat
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I came,
I saw,
I conquered (the food bowl).

Charlie the wishes all his subjects a fine and noble , and implores you to remember: felix cattus, beatam vitam.

jonathanmatthews, to Cat
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Charlie the found his happy place this afternoon โ€ฆ entirely coincidentally on the heated mat I turned back on for a few hours โ€ฆ (almost!)

A white and ginger cat lies sprawled out on a red blanket, on some black plastic shelves.

jonathanmatthews,
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@InayaShujaat OMG if we had a heated floor /anywhere/ heโ€™d never go outside!!

jonathanmatthews,
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@InayaShujaat Well of course - you control the weather and only change it to annoy her. You deserve the opprobrium and should apologise to her, preferably in the form of treats.

jonathanmatthews, to random
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Iโ€™m exactly halfway through โ€œEagle Eyeโ€ (2008), and hereโ€™s my prediction for the end of the . Please donโ€™t tell me if Iโ€™m right or wrong!!

Gur hygvzngr gnfx gung gur pbzchgre vf frggvat gur 2 cebgntbavfgf vf vgf bja qrfgehpgvba, nf vgโ€™f orpbzr frys-njner naq unf ernyvfrq gung vgf yhqvpebhf fheirvyynapr pncnovyvgvrf ner va pbasyvpg jvgu vgf โ€œqhglโ€ gb cebgrpg gur HF pbafgvghgvba.

jonathanmatthews,
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Boo, I was wrong. Frankly I prefer my plot concept!

jonathanmatthews, to random
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Iโ€™m editing JavaScript. Send help.

jamesrylandmiller, to linux
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people: what are your favorite apps? I use all the time, I prefer for , for rss reading, to quickly look at a repo. for system monitoring. That kind of thing. Any other great apps out there I should be using?

jonathanmatthews,
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@jamesrylandmiller @neil I believe I recall @JustineSmithies amongst others, in having positive things to say about - a TUI email client that seemed to make folks happier than mutt :-) Iโ€™ve not used it, however, so donโ€™t know about its non-plaintext-mail support/UX โ€ฆ

jonathanmatthews, to random
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    @ScaredyCat TVM - much appreciated!

    jonathanmatthews,
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    @ScaredyCat My goodness, thatโ€™s a chonker! I might need to try one of those in person before my company drops 1.5k on it!

    jonathanmatthews, to animals
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    jonathanmatthews, to opensource
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    I know that asking an AI something-or-other to take the logos of a couple of projects that I'm glomming together, and to generate a picture of their half-human-half-logo personifications getting hot and steamy would be wrong ...
    ... but would it be wrong wrong?

    jonathanmatthews, to random
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    Iโ€™ve lost my house keys. For the first time in over 30 years, I have lost my set of keys. But they must be in the house, because /Iโ€™m/ in the house. Iโ€™ve looked everywhere - even in the fridge, in the bin โ€ฆ but no sign of them. I genuinely think Iโ€™m losing my mind ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ž

    jonathanmatthews,
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    @BradRubenstein Unfortunately not!

    jonathanmatthews, to random
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    The few times Iโ€™ve used the Iโ€™ve rapidly become bogged down in off-putting low level detail. I just want to write words, select a theme, run a command, and push the resulting nice-looking site!
    What can I check out that would give me a closer-to-hosted-Wordpress level of โ€œchoose theme; type words; have websiteโ€ initial effort (even if that absolutely implies a low degree of customisation/flexibility)?

    jonathanmatthews, to random
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    Can kids take part in competitions? If so, how do they find out which word they need to ? Genuine question.

    jonathanmatthews, to random
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    Today I walked a round trip of 13km: up Shotover hill, down into Wheatley for a coffee, up past Wheatley windmill and down into Horspath. I peeked though the windows of the primary school that I last attended a third of a dang century ago, and went back up and over Shotover country park. It was a fantastic hike, made even better by the wood absolutely bursting with bluebells!

    A woodland scene with bluebells all around.
    A woodland scene with bluebells all around.
    A woodland scene with bluebells all around.

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