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jonty, to random
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I should not have stayed up so late reverse engineering the barcodes on stamps

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I'm sorry, but as a large landlord model, I cannot provide a useful service to my tenants

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There's a tiny creature on my elbow

jonty,
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@MLE_online hello tiny mantis!

jonty,
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@MLE_online ₕₑₗₗₒ ₜᵢₙᵧ ₘₐₙₜᵢₛ!

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Today I explained @emf was a "hobby I did in my free time" and also that the team was "hundreds of people" and they looked at me like I was a lunatic

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We urgently need more @emf sponsors - if we do not secure more, we will have to make tough decisions.

Tickets cover base costs, but sponsors pay for lovely things like our free childcare and talk transcription. Every little helps!

Find out more here: https://www.emfcamp.org/sponsor

jonty,
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@emf I really hate posting things like this, but this year has been the hardest to raise funding since we began twelve years ago. So many events are having to cancel because of the current economic climate.

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Rescued a pelican!

It was late on Sunday and night was falling, the local rescue center only had one person on duty and we were quite far behind in the call-out list.

Since I had all the kit ready they suggested we rescue it and bring it into the center. Which we did.

Normally I would have put a finger in its beak so that it could breathe and then led it by the beak into the carrier but since it has an injured neck I didn’t want to do that. So i used the trusty towel method!

Me rescuing a pelican with a towel

jonty,
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@natbat Is that a peli case

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These are the most expensive non-car related UK numberplates currently available for purchase

jonty,
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And just in case someone needs it: All the currently available HA00 CKS, HA00 CKY, and HA00 CKR plates

jonty, to random
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You know the "repeat the previous text" trick to get initial chatbot prompts?

This variant sure makes it look like Bing Copilot GPT4 is leaking state between user sessions. I have never used copilot before.

jonty,
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We can't get this to work reliably, but multiple people have reproduced it and got various questions that do not look like hallucinations.

If you try this after you've had a previous session you get:

jonty,
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@RichardOliver Interesting, none of us have had that one repeat! I wonder if this is a saved model state or something.

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I am convinced the Arts Council England funding application process is actually an immersive art installation about bureaucracy

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TikTok currently have a promotion on where they cover shipping costs for items bought from the TikTok store... and a company in Massachusetts is taking advantage of this to sell "viral buckets of rocks" - this 9lb bucket costs $55, delivery included https://www.tiktok.com/@declansminingco/video/7290615053772918046

jonty,
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@simon a) How easy is it to sell things via tiktok
b) Is there a maximum amount of postage they'll cover

Asking for someone who wants to import a hovercraft

jonty,
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@simon On the hovercraft?

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I brace myself before any family tech support, but was fully unprepared for my sisters 684gb email account

jonty,
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Before you ask: I do not know how. I shall report back.

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I'm planning on being at EMFCamp again this year but also I am entirely out of ideas for anything to submit so my bias is to actually just go to an event where I don't have to care about doing so, but is there anything I could do that people would maybe be interested in?

jonty,
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@mjg59 I would love something about the xz situation, both how it happened and where we go from here

jonty, to random
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[wearily turns to camera]

jonty,
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@n0toose @popey SOLD. Congratulations! You now run a festival that makes no profit, and you have a generous compensation package of: Nothing.

I am going on holiday.

jonty,
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@tykling when I figure that out I'll let you know (from the airport, where I will be rapidly leaving the country)

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"Why am I so tired"

Oh, it's because I stayed up late trying to figure out why a group of Portuguese real-estate agents are keyword-stuffing company names, and why a guy called Neville has spent 22 years creating hundreds of companies that make him look like a judge.

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For those who are curious, it is unsurprisingly this one: https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/04120480

jonty,
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@nach Accidental cyberpunking

jonty,
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@UltrasonicMadness The maximum length of a company name is 160 characters, so they just ignored the rest when registering it.

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