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dgar, 23 hours ago to random

I borrowed and subsequently misplaced a cutting tool from Dwayne Johnson during craft class.

I lost the Rock’s Paper Scissors.

juanejot, 10 hours ago

@dgar That must have raised an eyebrow.

Alice, 6 months ago to random

My stripper name is Möbius.

juanejot, 1 day ago

@Alice Wouldn’t that be your contortionist name?

Alice, 1 day ago to random

Oh shit wait does this mean LobsterFest '24 was cancelled?

juanejot, 1 day ago

@Alice They heard how you treated the shrimp cocktail.

dannotdaniel, 6 days ago to HashtagGames

All the President's REM

#RelaxABookShowOrMovie
#HashTagGames

juanejot, 3 days ago

@dannotdaniel Twelve Angry REM
#RelaxABookShowOrMovie
#HashtagGames

Alice, 3 days ago to random

I know my name seems Swedish, but it's just because I was conceived in an IKEA.

juanejot, 3 days ago (edited 3 days ago)

@Alice “Oh, lyook…,” says Marta, the cleaning lady from Skökenkräğen, “They sure lyeft all yaround, a lyot of Kvãlm!”

Alice, 3 days ago to random

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juanejot, 3 days ago

@Alice The ride the plaza she works in is closing, so she has to have corporate reassign her.

It’s an old code, ser. But it checks out.

Alice, 4 days ago to random

ATTN: If you plan to attend the Mastodon meetup at the Tampa Marriott this weekend and you are a VIP attendee, please ensure you bring your official VIP lanyard or else you risk being denied access to the VIP soup bar.

juanejot, 3 days ago

@Alice Oh, I was just going to wear my lanyard to the LAN party in the yard.

juanejot, 3 days ago

@Alice (Carefully rearranges placement of the word “just.”)

juanejot, 3 days ago

@Alice I’ll look forward to you faxing them over!

juanejot, 3 days ago

@Alice On second thought, I’m not sure I can receive a fax on my party line; I’ll have to ask the operator.

the_etrain, 4 days ago to random

Me: Hey AI, make some hardcore porn.

AI: Sure thing! How many dicks should the man have? I'm thinking 5ish.

juanejot, 3 days ago

@the_etrain The rule is 34.

Alice, 5 days ago to random

My pee is so clear that I’m pretty sure I just beat the final boss in Scientology.

juanejot, 5 days ago

@Alice Congratulations, you’re an Operating Peetan.

RickiTarr, 5 days ago to random

Y'all, I like all the Treks, I can't deal with your fighting, please think of the children.

juanejot, 5 days ago

@RickiTarr I too love all the Treks; it takes a galaxy.
I’m just wondering when the timelines will get as obscured as in that early oughts low-budget sci-fi thriller we all forgot but are going “Oh, YEAH!” about, in unison.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primer_(film)

juanejot, 5 days ago

@RickiTarr From XKCD, note the lower right.

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/movie_narrative_charts.png

StefanThinks, 7 days ago to random

juanejot, 7 days ago

@StefanThinks Oh, I thought you said “wifeless charger.”