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laurentoget

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petabyte scale information shepherd - undead tenor sax

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collinsworth, to random
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I think we're focused on the wrong thing when we look at what tech works for a company like Amazon or Facebook or Netflix.

We should be looking at what tech works when you don't have a small army of staff engineers optimizing it. I want to know what I can scale without paying someone a half million dollar salary to do it.

There should be more case studies on things that don't have a billion-dollar company propping them up, humming along quietly on a cheap-ass VPS somewhere.

laurentoget,
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@collinsworth hadoop and kubernetes have certainly been great technology for staff engineers. so many years of job security.

davidho, to random
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How Does Paris Stay Paris? By Pouring Billions Into Public Housing

One quarter of residents in the French capital live in government-owned housing, part of an aggressive plan to keep lower-income Parisians — and their businesses — in the city.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/17/realestate/paris-france-housing-costs.html?unlocked_article_code=1.d00.Zygo.7GiMG1xtQB_q&smid=url-share

laurentoget,
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@davidho NYC also has a pretty big public housing sector. I wonder how it compares, i.e. how many units, how many people, how long are the waiting lists.

laurentoget,
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@Whathefrench @davidho https://www.apur.org/sites/default/files/4p235_chiffres_log_social_paris_2022_01.jpg

there are close to 270 000 public housing (logement social) inside paris city limits.

by law the city is required to have 25% of rental units be public housing and had been delinquent until apparently this year

oldladyplays, to random
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So, I'm kinda sorta officially a model.

My friend and frequent work-partner, Baz, is an artistic photographer. They won a Canada Council grant to do these really cool 3D portraits of a bunch of local trans and nonbinary models. You can't see the 3D effect without the glasses, but it's very cool.

This exhibit will be at the Central Branch of the Kitchener Public Library until the end of March.

I'm a freakin' model. Tick that box off my bucket list.

laurentoget, (edited )
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@oldladyplays is that a uncle iroh shirt? So cool.

laurentoget, to random
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I live in Texas - This kid who died because of Abbot's buoys was killed with my tax money and this make me so angry.

paul_denton, to random French
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L’avortement, « première cause » de « mortalité » dans le monde, selon Cnews et son émission de cathos-fachos « En quête d’esprit ». Charlotte d’Ornellas et ses sbires n’évoquent pas les femmes mortes faute de soins ou d’accès à l’IVG mais des embryons. C’est de la désinformation, désormais habituelle sur Cnews. Je ne diffuserais pas la séquence mais la chanson « Non, tu n’as pas de nom » d’Anne Sylvestre à la place https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-FYynGrjtgY&source_ve_path=MTc4NDI0

laurentoget,
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@paul_denton merci pour la chanson. C'est dur un monde sans Anne Sylvestre

matthew, to random

Making a map! 🤓

A rendered HTML grid of squares roughly in the shape of the United States, each square with a two-letter state abbreviation in it.

laurentoget,
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@matthew i have wondered what would be the easiest way to make one of those that would show neighboring states

thezerobit, to random
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I hate Chromebooks. My kid has to use a school-issued one, and it sucks. If they are going to issue laptops to kids, they need to be ruggedized, and run fully open source software that can be wiped and reflashed easily. Files should be stored on servers (run by the public school system, not fucking Google), so the kids can log into any laptop and access their files. They need to be able to charge with standard barrel connectors, not delicate USB-C ports.

laurentoget,
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@thezerobit Sadly it has become close to impossible for à small organization to manage their own email infrastructure. Keeping your infrastructure up to date so Google will not reject your mail as spam takes several full time experts so if you want to be able to send emails to Gmail address you practically need a third party provider and Google is the easiest

rephlex00, to random
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Hello. I am stupid. Please try to sell me commemorative coins.

laurentoget,
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@rephlex00 how do you feel about golden tennis shoes?

davidho, to random
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Sucking CO₂ out of the atmosphere to make fuel is dumb.

laurentoget,
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@davidho i'll bite - why?

skinnylatte, to music
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My wife and I do this fun thing where, when we cook a certain cuisine we play corresponding music; if we are cooking Malay food we play a lot of Siti Nurhalizah, if I’m cooking Chinese food I mostly play A-Mei. So now I have Preservation Hall Jazz Band on, which means..

laurentoget,
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@skinnylatte red beans and rice?

crowdagger, to random French
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Moi : ça me soulerait je crois d'avoir une page Wikipédia sur moi
Aussi moi : je me demande si je pourrais créer une page sur wiktionary pour "crowdagger" :shibathinking:​

laurentoget,
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@crowdagger pareil - ca me parait suspicieux, les gens qui ont une page wikipedia sans etre des notables

Metamere, to genart
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For last week's #WCCChallenge topic of Swiss Design, I made a promo poster for...me. It came together pretty fast. To get the transformations worked out faster I added some mouse interaction, and it turned out cool enough that I left it in. Even though all lowercase is more of a hallmark of Swiss Style graphic design, uppercase worked better for this design.

Give it a try here:
https://openprocessing.org/sketch/2210856

#CreativeCoding

An animation of my interactive poster sketch. It shows a spiral constructed from the word "METAMERE", my pseudonym, arranged in octagonal geometry, getting smaller towards a vanishing point. the word is split into meta and mere to make the rotation smoother and more compact, and there is a red dot after each meta-mere pair. The dot size shifts with the x-axis control, and the spiral angle shifts with the y-axis control. As the angle is reduced, the size of the letters decreases, and it goes from an octagon down to a square spiral.

laurentoget,
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@Metamere in french "ta mere" means "your mom" which makes this animation hilarious

laurentoget, to random
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the workers who died on that bridge were immigrants from Central America and Mexico - we better take care of their families.

Looping, to random French
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À la masse critique hier, une vielle était inquiète que le gouvernement impose des visites médicales aux vieux pour conserver leur permis de conduire.

Et ben ce serait pourtant pas idiot.
On est pas comme à 20 ans indéfiniment.

laurentoget,
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@Looping après 79 ans au Texas il faut passer un test de vision. Comme quoi tout n'est pas atroce au Texas

laurentoget, to random
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfI_evBNuAY i am here for the crazy orcas

laurentoget, to random
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just survived a round of layoffs - this stuff is medieval torture

did i mention i do not like capitalism?

laurentoget, to random
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoFLHx-t-Yk we need more positive discourse about migrations

laurentoget, to random
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Life in TX is not all bad

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laurentoget, to random
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First leg of my trip was a 2 hour flight. 5 hours late. Airlines really need to be held accountable.

dpiponi, to random
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In the future we won't have traffic lights. Instead your car will attempt to acquire a lock as you approach an intersection...

laurentoget,
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@dpiponi isnt that what a roundabout is?

Looping, to random French
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    laurentoget,
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    @Looping retablir l"ISF ca serait de la rigurur budgetaire?

    laurentoget, to random
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Bullshit some philosophical; reading to pass the time while sitting through corporate re-org meetings

    julesh, to random
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    TeX has scopes in the same sense that dynamically typed languages have types, ie. it doesn't, it just pretends and most of the time nobody notices

    laurentoget,
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    @julesh can you get one of those checks from Don Knuth from that?

    laurentoget, to random
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXwwTmHv7tc french politicians just sound different - when is the last time you heard someone calling for tearing down those shameful border walls?

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