lawprofblawg

lawprofblawg, 4 days ago to random

"When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I want to think about is Rudy in my cup," said no one ever.

lawprofblawg, 19 days ago to random

Narrator: There was a little going back.

lawprofblawg, 24 days ago to random

Gosh, maybe on January 6th we should have declared the Capitol a University.

#Satire

lawprofblawg, 26 days ago to random

Bottom line, anyone who protested as a student knows you simply don't have the education and sophistication to really understand the complexities of the Middle East.

In contrast, I look forward to the predominantly male Supreme Court ruling on women's bodies.

#Satire

lawprofblawg, 28 days ago to random

Police do not care if you are a professor. Once they decide to take you down, they also don't care where your face lands, your glasses land, or whether you live or die (unless cameras are rolling). Their goal is control at that moment.

lawprofblawg, 29 days ago to random

BREAKING: U.S. Chamber of Commerce seeks to block Non-Compete Rule. Chamber also seeks to block the ghosts from visiting Scrooge so Tiny Tim can die in an appropriately Malthusian way.

#Satire #Antitrust

lawprofblawg, 1 month ago to random

Good news, UT! The fired DEI administrators have been replaced with new hires!

#Satire

lawprofblawg, 1 month ago to random

Breaking: After finding that Graduation holds a clear and present danger, Columbia President Shafik asks NYPD to break up USC Graduation.

#Satire

lawprofblawg, 1 month ago to random

Check out USC 's Resistance to Genocide Interdisciplinary minor curriculum if you're interested. See the courses.

https://catalogue.usc.edu/preview_program.php?catoid=8&poid=7496

lawprofblawg, 1 month ago to random

San Bernardino sheriffs: Uh...her father killed her!

Video: Officer to other officers: "Stop shooting her!!!"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/01/california-police-video-shooting-15-year-old-girl-savannah-graziano

lawprofblawg, 1 month ago to random

Lettuce be happy this didn't get too bananas.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/dole-plc-announces-mutual-termination-100000914.html

#Antitrust #Econtwitter

lawprofblawg, 2 months ago to random

Looking forward to writing an antitrust piece called "Through Microsoft's Windows: How Apple Developed Its Core Strategy."

#Satire #Antitrust

lawprofblawg, 2 months ago to random

Very pleased to publish my first conservative antitrust piece, "Why Quality Doesn't Matter if Output Increases: A story of Boeing."

#Satire #Antitrust

lawprofblawg, 2 months ago to random

Breaking: Supreme Court rules King George III can run for President.

#Satire #SCOTUS

lawprofblawg, 2 months ago to random

Breaking: Secretary-General of the UN practices using passive voice for promising future as AP reporter.

#Satire

lawprofblawg, 3 months ago to superbowl

Who wore it better?

#SuperBowl

lawprofblawg, 3 months ago to random

"My name is RFK Jr. I have enough money to blow on a Super Bowl Ad. You may not know me..."

lawprofblawg, 3 months ago to random

Breaking: Punxsutawney Phil uses ChatGPT and makes his original determination that we are in for 6 more weeks of a "hazy shade of winter."

#Satire #GroundHogDay

lawprofblawg, 3 months ago to random

If you think January has been long remember February has an extra day in it this year as well.

lawprofblawg, 4 months ago to random

GREAT PERSONAL NEWS! I have an injury to the blade of my foot. According to google, that makes me a professional ballerina!

Congratulations to me!!!!

lawprofblawg, 4 months ago to random

Fought someone in a consignment shop for a scarf. He was so angry, he mooned me. Judging by his red naked bottom, he was a sunburned nude sunbather.

I never expected to see a raspberry bare-A in a second-hand store.

lawprofblawg, 4 months ago to random

🎵 Lovely Lady Liberty
With her book of recipes
And the finest one she's got
Is the great American melting pot
The great American melting pot.
What good ingredients,
Liberty and immigrants. 🎵

--Schoolhouse Rock

lawprofblawg, 4 months ago to random

Teacher: What was a primary cause of the Civil War?

High School Student: Are you a democratic plant? Why would you ask this?

lawprofblawg, 5 months ago to random

While Henry Kissinger committed war crimes and was complicit through his policies of the murder of thousands upon thousands of innocent people, it's important to remember he was a yankees fan.

lawprofblawg, 5 months ago to random

Talk of war crimes means absolutely nothing when you can live a long life after committing them without any worry of law.

https://www.justsecurity.org/87043/is-henry-kissinger-a-war-criminal/