lukito

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Pixel loves his dishcloth - A #caturday triptych :neofox_heart:

A black cat lying on his back playing with a white cloth, which is now in his front paws and his mouth.
A black cat lying on its back on a carpet, playfully hugging the cloth, with a humorous expression.

lukito, 1 month ago to random

A Friday.

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Never forget :neofox_pat_happy:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Found the “‘murica” table at a fancy garden centre. Have at it, US buddies… :neofox_book:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Sunday funday

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Forever amazed at how cats can find the thinnest, most awkward spots in any location and be like “Yes. This is it. This is my home. My base of operations. My point of origin.” Meanwhile there are no fewer than three larger, wider, more comfortable locations in prancing distance… :neofox_think_woozy:

#caturday

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Something I’ve started doing to those who provide “devil’s advocate” or generally unsolicited, forceful, opposing opinions: use the “Good Thing, Then” reply.

“You’re getting a cat? I hate cats. Cats suck.” - Well it’s a good thing that I’ll be getting this cat and not you, then.

“Tofu? Why would you eat that? Always tastes like nothing. Fucking horrible” - Good thing that you don’t buy it, then.

Shuts the bastards up swiftly :neofox_fingerguns:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Friends fear she’s been watching an extended version of a computer-generated, rotating, singular crisp while a bit-crushed version of Lipps Inc’s “Funkytown” plays on repeat again.

https://youtu.be/WIRK_pGdIdA

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Unsolicited, loud YouTube ad: “Is there £1000 in YOUR box‽‽?!”

Me:

💀
≤))≥
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lukito, 1 month ago to random

What a day.

lukito, 1 month ago to random

I have nothing further to offer you all today other than goof of the most garbage quality :neofox_up_sleep:

18+ lukito, 1 month ago to random

I’m grateful that my Mastodon timeline no longer looks like a play-by-play of cis gay/bi 40+ men interacting like this was some kind of high school playground drama on steroids.

But I have it on good authority that this still occurs, and therefore people still need to learn the subtle art of Growing The Fuck Up.

Best wishes.
Warmest regards.

lukito, 1 month ago to random

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Thanks Spanish Verbs app clear as mud :neofox_book:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Love me a cold Bepis :neofox_sip:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

A four-day weekend is the opportune time to find a

lukito, 1 month ago to random

✨Did you know?✨

Observing a cat stretching and choosing not to say “oooooo BIG stretch” or similar can land you in jail for 3-5 years?

:neofox_nom_burger:

lukito, 1 month ago to random

Honestly shocked that this isn’t common knowledge.

lukito, 1 month ago to random

WORDBANK :neofox_heart:

lukito, 2 months ago to random

Gently Used Hotdogs

lukito, 2 months ago to random

Setting my intentions for the new Financial Year.

(Taking every appropriate opportunity to refer to someone or something as “zesty.”)

lukito, 2 months ago to random

We all know one :neofox_sip:

lukito, 2 months ago to random

In other garden-related news: this was posted through the letterbox today.

And it feels really fucking embarrassing.

I have never - and likely will never - understand the obsession with lawns and (if what I’ve seen culturally and what this leaflet suggests is true) their connection with making complete strangers “jealous.”

It is grass. Keep it as tidy as your time and budget allows. Let the wildlife thrive. And stop caring so much about what others think :neofox_gun: