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BasicAppleGuy, 10 months ago to random

AirPower
Announced by Apple in late 2017 and scheduled to launch in early 2018, the release of AirPower was ultimately cancelled in 2019, rumoured to result from ongoing heat and interference issues.

video/mp4

pixelfed, 10 months ago to random

✨ How to fix Pixelfed for iOS TestFlight

1. Go to TestFlight app, tap on Pixelfed and scroll to bottom and tap "Stop Testing"

2. Go to https://testflight.apple.com/join/dNcLnb1n and re-join the Pixelfed TestFlight!

Spots are limited!

Enjoy 🎉

taylorlorenz, 10 months ago to random

Right wing influencers are convinced the Instagram Threads logo is the mark of the devil

Right wing influencers are convinced Threads is the mark of the devil
Right wing influencers are convinced Threads is the mark of the devil
Right wing influencers are convinced Threads is the mark of the devil

chrishannah, 10 months ago to random

I find it curious that Threads is an extension of Instagram, rather than Facebook, or simply a new platform from Meta.

gabriel, 10 months ago to random

​:wojak_depressed:​ To say nothing of using more accurate inflation statistics.
​:ageblobcat:​ but it's fine right! We have all this shiny new tech that makes up for it! ...Right?

RE: https://universeodon.com/users/LadyDragonfly/statuses/110592020490440537

mike, 11 months ago to random

I just wrote something that I expect many won’t like.

mike, 11 months ago to random

Psst, Reddit still has RSS feeds.

mike, 11 months ago to random

Apple Vision Pro

mike, 11 months ago to random

They just announced a feature that helps prevent kids from holding displays too close to their face.

And then they announce a product that straps a display to your face.

chrishannah, 11 months ago to random

I think I’m finally getting excited for WWDC

thor, 11 months ago to random

ever suffer a severe case of man blindness?

you're looking straight at it, but you can't see it?

alex, 11 months ago to random

The big story of the Honolulu Pro Tour wasn’t Kazuya Mitamura’s $40,000 victory in the finals. The big story happened in the first round, where a young boy known only as Hans did something that is causing many to call him a hero.

Hans’s game was looking unwinnable. He had a negative life total and was kept alive only by his Platinum Angel. His opponent had just cast a Molder Slug, threatening to remove the Angel — Hans’s only artifact — at the beginning of his next turn.

But when it got to that next turn, Hans would say a word that would put the whole series of events in motion. A word that would send ripples throughout Magic history. A word that would cement Hans’s legendary status.

Hans stared at his opponent and said, “No.”

His opponent was taken aback. “Judge!” said the opponent. “He’s refusing to follow my Molder Slug’s triggered ability.”

“Refusing?”

“Refusing.”

“Is this true, Hans?”

Hans nodded.

The judge said, “I have to issue you a game loss, Hans.”

Hans pointed to his Platinum Angel. “I can’t lose the game,” he said. And with that, he proceeded to his draw step, undaunted by the judge’s ruling. Then he skimmed through his deck for marked cards and put those into his hand as well.

“You’re violating multiple game rules,” said the judge, “in addition to ignoring my ruling, and I am issuing a game loss to you.”

Hans, his finger still stuck to the Platinum Angel, like a modern day Little Dutch Boy with his finger plugging the leak in the dike, said, “You can issue all the game losses you want, but with my Platinum Angel in play, they have no effect.” Hans proceded to the attack phase and swung for 4 with his Angel. He then looked at his opponent’s face-down morphs, referred to outside notes, and substituted cards from his sideboard.

The judge stood before him, flummoxed. Without saying a word, Hans merely looked at the judge while pointing to the Platinum Angel.

It was when Hans cast a Demonic Attorney that the head judge was called over. “Ante cards are banned,” the head judge said. “That’s a complete violation of the rules.” But when he saw Hans’s Platinum Angel in play, he was quieted. He knew he was defeated.

Hans said, “Since the Demonic Attorney’s in the game, we have to do what it says.” He proceeded to put the top card of his opponent’s deck into his trade binder.

The head judge frowned in disapproval. “He’s right.”

It was a matter of hours before Hans owned his opponent’s entire deck, as well many other cards from his opponent’s collection, thanks to a Mindslaver and Ring of Ma’rûf. Each time judges tried to issue Hans a game loss for casting cards without mana, or playing cards in his graveyard, Hans merely pointed to his Platinum Angel.

The cards Hans didn’t want to take from his opponent he tore up, due to interactions involving Chaos Confetti, March of the Machines, and Cytoshape.

Having by this time gathered quite a crowd, Hans produced a folded and wrinkled copy of the DCI Infraction Procedure Guide from his pocket and began skimming it for ideas. He noticed that kicking an opponent’s chair out from under them was listed under “Unsportsmanlike Conduct,” so he did just that. He also kicked the chairs out from under several other nearby players and spectators.

The sun was starting to set. The judges had not even attempted to give Hans a game loss for stalling. One by one, they had hanged their heads and walked away, resigned to their powerlessness in the face of the Platinum Angel. Then one of them hatched a plan. “I know who we can call,” the judge exclaimed.

The next morning, Hans was woken by a voice blaring across the room from a police loudspeaker. “Hans,” the voice said, “this is your mother. I love you. Please sacrifice your Platinum Angel to the Molder Slug’s triggered ability so this can all end.”

Hans lifted his head, looked around the room, and kicked his opponent’s chair out from under him once more.

“Hans,” his mother said, “we miss you. We just want you to come home.”

Hans yawned, cast the Unglued card Handcuffs, and ordered his opponent to touch his hands together.

It was Day Four of the standoff when another voice blared across the room. “Hans,” the voice said, “this is your fiancé. There are only two more days until our wedding, honey. Don’t you still want to get married? You have to end this game now, Hans. Please just sacrifice the Platinum Angel to the Molder Slug. We love you. We’re worried about you.”

Hans’s mouth hung open, agape. A tear came to his eye. “Marcia,” he said. “I love you too.” He looked about him, seemingly aghast at what he had done. “I…” he paused. “I concede.”

A flurry of applause burst through the room. Judges began high-fiving each other and giving Marcia hugs. “Unfortunately,” Hans said, “the concession has no effect since my Platinum Angel is still in play.”

paul, 11 months ago to random

I hate that this is an impression that people have.

gabriel, 11 months ago to random

You get to add one amendment to otherwise horrible legislation, what do you add?

mike, 1 year ago to random

Does anyone have a recommendation for a good right-angle USB-C to USB-C charging cable?

I’m looking to replace the cable at my desk that is frequently used to charge my MacBook, iPad, and Nintendo Switch.

chrishannah, 1 year ago to random

I have 5 days left of my FeedPress free trial. Once that ends, it’s €78 for 6-months.
Not quite sure if this seemingly ever increasing graph is worth that much to me. 😅
(Especially as it’s surely not accurate)

mike, 1 year ago to random

So who’s going to be the new CEO of Twitter? Funny answers only.

alex, 1 year ago to random Japanese

TEARS OF THE KINDGOM IS OVERRATED

mike, 1 year ago to random

My iOS 17 Wishlist:

1. Official support for sideloading.
2. A clipboard history API that saves the most recent 10-20 items at the system level and individual apps can request access to.
3. Remote access so that I can more easily assist family members with iPad/iPhone trouble.
4. A system-level option for setting custom icons for apps.
5. The ability to add shortcuts to Control Center.

dansup, 4 years ago to random

A year later, and I'm still not sure if I picked the best logo 😅