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rysiek, to random
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Okay, so, podcasts are great but sometimes I prefer to read instead of listen. 🤔

So what if – hear me out – there was a thing like podcasts, but for text! 🤯

It would still be distributed via RSS, you could still follow them and automagically pull them to your device. But instead of audio, there would be text. ✏️

👉 We could call them: textcasts!

And get this: I already have one! It was super easy to set up, actually. You can find it here:
https://rys.io/en/feed.rss

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@rysiek but would you include awkwardly worded sponsorship adverts as obvious inserts halfway through each "episode" (script?) of your textcast?

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@rysiek I mean that's very effective but there's something I find charming about some of the absolutely cheesy wooden reading of adverts in podcasts and I was wondering how best to replicate this level of "Oh look I want to talk about my favourite <checks notes> toothpaste <checks notes> Colgate which <checks notes> always helps keep my teeth in good shape" its just like absolute chefs kiss levels of - someone paid for this? Does it work???

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@rysiek urgh, less charming, more awful

aral, to random
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Spare a thought for this poor little one tonight. He had a lump removed from his leg today. It’s breaking my heart to see him like this.

Close up of the bandage. The vets were lovely and made him a blue band with a red heart on it.

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@aral That is one of the saddest looking dogs I've seen in a long time :( I hope he has people giving him sympathetic pettings

morix, to shitposting
@morix@loci.onl avatar

Based on the famous XKCD "Ten Thousand" (https://xkcd.com/1053/) I am now proposing the inverse idea - every day there are also an unlucky 10,000 - those people who find out about something absolutely fucking cursed that day and their brains are made immeasurably worse by having the knowledge they now possess.

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@anthracite eesh, I was just thinking about horrifying TERFery and channer shit (as that sort of nonsense is what came up in conversation) I hadn't thought of the kinds of things you must have seen from people who were very enthusiastic and happy to share.

Also I now kinda want to ask about that but also I really really don't.

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@anthracite thank you, I figure my brain will stop thinking about "what is the cursed knowledge?" in a few days which feels like a merciful blessing in comparison.

smitten, to random

can you write a macro that runs vim inside of emacs?

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@smitten (I know this is a shitpost but also for anyone reading it https://github.com/emacs-evil/evil is really rather good)

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@timorl @smitten true true, although I've never really tried it much

cstross, to random
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

Welp, looks like I blew up my mentions and replies for the rest of the week!

Been nice talking to you, see you on the other side.

(Mutes entire Fediverse for the next few days.)

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@cstross not wanting to teach you to suck eggs or anything but if this is concerning a recent thread you made about economics then it should be possible to mute all the notifications coming out of it https://fedi.tips/muting-conversation-threads-in-mastodon/

inthehands, to random
@inthehands@hachyderm.io avatar

For the past year or so, I’ve been using and enjoying the search engine Kagi. Its search results are…fine, no worse than others, and it’s ad-free, stated privacy as a primary goal, and seemed to have a better ethical sense than its competitors.

Or so I hoped.

1/

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@inthehands I just got inspired to meme by this awful statement.

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@Itty53 @inthehands yeah the angry goose is an excellent one, its something I've often seen used well to call out unspoken goals in political action.

cstross, to random
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

GOOD MORNING!

Your thought for the day is:

Muppet Yiffing

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@cstross this lead to me discovering the existence Muppet Burlesque with videos existing on youtube.

cstross, (edited ) to random
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

My answer to the baby/parachute problem:

I pull my ripcord and let the baby die.

Its god—if they exist—will know their own, so baby goes to heaven ("Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius").

If god doesn't exist—baby's trying to blackmail me, so fuck you, baby.

That's the same reply I'd give an adult evangelist who pulled this stunt: they chose to die on that hill, I didn't impose a choice on them. I admit I may be flying my ASD freak flag here.

(EDIT: It's an abortion alegory.)

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@cstross if I'm an atheist in this experiment surely those are just random words to say so I can say them, land, and then just walk away.

morix, to solarpunk
@morix@loci.onl avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVlBmdvIC6s DamiLee who does architecture and design stuff doing a video on "SolarPunk Cities: Our Last Hope?" which is a nice overview/summary including the interesting point that cyberpunk has a well known core brutalist aesthetic which, along with our negativity bias makes it easy to latch onto as a future, but Solarpunk is more individualised making it harder to spread as an easy idea to imagine in the future - kind of an interesting point maybe?

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@anthracite yup when in doubt big building slabs and a few holograms or bill boards and it seems to work okay as a short hand. (my brain went to kinda Evangelion transforming cities routine as a kinda of instant cyberpunk, just add chonky buildings thing)

I feel a lot of the more punk aspects are being missed in a lot of the more modern versions that invoke it but ah well.

bitterkarella, to random
@bitterkarella@sfba.social avatar

1
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i'm back from genussspect con '23
Stephen King: from what?
Clive Barker: it's her terf convention, steve
Rowling: IT ISS MORE THAN JUSSST A TERF CONVENTION
Rowling: we had nazisss there too

morix,
@morix@loci.onl avatar

@bitterkarella the terfsona with the katana just fucking killed me, that was glorious

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