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nuncamind

@nuncamind@xoxo.zone

He/Him. blond bombshell, kind grandson

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Variable naming is my passion

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Final onsite round in the company’s actual irl office today! If they have life-size cartoon mascots too I’m sprinting out the door

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getting absolutely roasted (deservedly) by the youths at work for mixing up tiktok and tinder

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Whenever I'm stressed out and need to chill I watch this guy on YouTube review linux based retro gaming handhelds. He'll softly talk about the clickiness of the buttons and how accurate the color profiles are on the screen for like a half hour. The only downside to this is I now own like 7 different retro gaming handhelds for no real reason

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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding vladimir putin stealing a super bowl ring from patriots owner robert kraft. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to 'em”

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Prepping for the inevitable "I type google.com into my browser and hit enter, in as much detail as you can what happens next" interview question by preparing a 45 minute filibuster solely about keyboard switch technology and PS/2 USB and bluetooth protocols

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Young Sheldon finally gets his revenge on the people he watched murder his parents in the alley after seeing Star Wars. He takes a long, deep breath, looks up at the night sky, and for the first time utters the fateful word: Bazinga. Cut to black, followed by an all new NCIS: Hawaiʻi

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if you saw someone making youtube thumbnail face in real life, you’d call 911

nuncamind,
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@rstevens influencers only do this when they’re in extreme distress

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It is unacceptable that the only animal that moos is not called a moose

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When I was growing up the closest thing we had to TikTok was probably watching Geico commercials

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Never click links!!
Also: click this link to learn more

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(Plus the link has expired)

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I should probably quit my job, but if I did I’d probably have to come up with three fun facts about myself to introduce myself at my new job, so maybe I should just stay

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More people should be talking about how our president’s last name is almost Bidet

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Launching a full scale investigation into why Carter’s is selling onesies saying “1st Christmas” in size “24 months”

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Amazon will sometimes offer “no rush shipping” where it’ll take like 10 days to arrive but you’ll get extra credit card rewards or something. But I think it’s backfiring on me because every time I’ve seen it I’ve thought “yeah I don’t need this for 10 days that’s fine… wait I guess I don’t need it at all” and decided to not buy it

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you might think I’m a shill for Big Leaf, but autumn in Oregon really does look this amazing

Multnomah Falls in full Fall color
Multnomah Falls in full Fall color
Multnomah Falls in full Fall color

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@mathowie holy shit these are gorgeous

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Staying in an AirBnB that’s been haphazardly set up as a Google smart home, and it’s like being haunted by the stupidest ghosts imaginable. Flickering lights, voices emanating from empty rooms at all hours, complaining of lost network connections and offering to tell me the weather.

nuncamind,
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@mathowie oh yeah, I checked the “intelligent” weekly schedule and it’s like 75 at 11PM then 62 at 1AM then 78 at 4AM

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@mathowie I’m grateful I check out before the roller coaster in store for Saturday

video/mp4

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I would literally buy a plane ticket for any employee working on the app Plex if they agree to try downloading a movie off a server and successfully playing it back on a plane with no internet connection.

Plex is great at so many things it’s shocking how bad the offline experience can be (and has been for years).

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@mathowie only app I’ve seen do worse is Spotify, where I was listening to a downloaded song and scrubbed back to the beginning of it and Spotify was like “what song?”

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Intelligence is understanding that a “no u-turns” sign means that u-turns are prohibited.

Wisdom is knowing that a “no u-turns” sign means that it’s frequently advantageous to do a u-turn in this spot, so much so that it warranted putting up a sign.

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Feminist Frequency, especially their video series Tropes vs. Women in Video Games, was very influential to me and really changed some of the ways I view and think of media. The framing of “be critical of the media you love” is something lost by much of overbearing scolds on twitter and I’m glad FemFreq drove that into me so well. It’s ok to love something AND for it to have problems! You can enjoy something AND be put off by it. Anyway, thanks so much to Anita and co! https://www.polygon.com/23814201/feminist-frequency-shutting-down-anita-sarkeesian

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dear Lowes: it’s still July, you monsters

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@mathowie desperately trying to compete with the Home Depot Skeleton. Pathetic.

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