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Viss, 1 day ago to random

if im reading this correctly, the entire internet is now on that little platform at the end of the first portal game, where glados decides shes done with you and slowly lowers you into an incinerator.

except the incenerator is a gaggle of llms that will get trained.

exchgr, 1 day ago to random

don’t ruin this illusion for me, but the weird thing about x-files so far is that it doesn’t actually seem to be a show about aliens, cryptids, or what have you. i think mulder & scully have debunked every one so far

rstevens, 2 days ago to random

this meeting could have been a dessert bar

rstevens, 4 days ago to random

turns out “darn tootin’ ” has nothing to do with flatulence while repairing socks

stroughtonsmith, 4 days ago to random

A $3,000 Mac has the ability to run iPad apps. It shouldn’t be controversial to suggest that a $3,000 iPad should have the ability to run Mac apps

agiletortoise, 9 days ago to random

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clive, 9 days ago to random

As I behold "Crush!", the new Apple ad for their Ipad Pro ...

... I fluctuate, with heisenbergian indeterminacy, between "they are clearly trolling us" and "they are totally earnest and have no idea how completely sociopathic they appear"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntjkwIXWtrc

markgurman, 9 days ago to random

NEW: Tim Cook Can’t Run Apple Forever. Who’s Next? John Ternus, head of hardware engineering, emerges as potential long-term CEO successor. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-05-08/apple-s-next-ceo-list-of-aapl-insiders-who-could-succeed-tim-cook?srnd=undefined

rstevens, 10 days ago to random

every day is a gift and i recommend hanging on to your receipt to see if you can return it

Pschiller, 10 days ago to random

Apple event starts soon
https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

Viss, 13 days ago to random

celebrating starwars day

stevelieber, 14 days ago to random

LAZYWEB: I'm thinking of getting one of those Bluetooth 4 by 6 thermal shipping label printers for my studio to share. Have any of you found one you're happy with?

rstevens, 17 days ago to random

i’m so sick of people thinking they are famous when they weren’t even on star trek deep space nine

rstevens, 17 days ago to random

if you're not doing a bit 24-7, what are you even doing with your life

film_girl, 18 days ago to random

The only time I’ve ever been what one could call a “responsible” consumer in my entire life was my refusal to buy an Apple Vision Pro. https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/27/24142810/apple-vision-pro-ebay-low-prices

rstevens, 18 days ago to random

had to switch my computer to light mode for a few minutes and i almost died

rstevens, 20 days ago to random

hear me out: muppet x-files

rstevens, 21 days ago to random

my gift to you this dystopian friday are my most important email labels. use them wisely.

exchgr, 21 days ago to random

i really like the crank idea on playdate. but what if we had a controller with a dial. call it dialsense

rstevens, 22 days ago to random

it's ok to cancel things. just cancel. delete it from your calendar. do a little star wars goblin giggle. have a cup of coffee in silence. maybe even pound a baja blast.

rstevens, 23 days ago to random

i don't want to hear anybody talk shit about siri until someone fixes the execrable mess which is google calendar