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eniko, to random
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So are there like a lot of big servers that have defederated from mastodon.social?

DrTCombs, to cycling
@DrTCombs@transportation.social avatar

Happy to have solved the problem of the school bus driver honking at us every morning.

It's been a week, and not a single honk.

Yaku, to random Italian
@Yaku@puntarella.party avatar

Ho avuto una discussione con una cliente talmente surreale che non riuscirei nemmeno a spiegarvela.
Per farvi capire il concetto, lei era contraria ai qr-code. Per principio.
Ho provato a capire il perché ma non ci sono riuscito bene.
Era contraria ai qr-code punto e basta.
"siamo persone, abbiamo un nome e un cognome" diceva. "a me piacciono i libri" e poi "chissà cosa c'è li dentro" riferendosi al codice.
Ho provato a spiegarle che è semplicemente un sistema per riconoscere un pacco e permettermi di ricevere il pagamento dal corriere. Ma per lei era tutta "tecnologia inutile" :0080:


AlbertoeFabio,
@AlbertoeFabio@devianze.city avatar

@GustavinoBevilacqua @Yaku @zeppe @lgsp
...e guardi che dal QR si vede che il conto è praticamente in rosso, ha di che pagarmi?

0ciX_revoluti0ns, to random Italian
@0ciX_revoluti0ns@mastodon.bida.im avatar

Mi piacciono le bottiglie.
Mi piacciono col manico.

(anche se il manico non è tanto in asse, ma @GustavinoBevilacqua mi scuserà)

0ciX_revoluti0ns,
@0ciX_revoluti0ns@mastodon.bida.im avatar

@GustavinoBevilacqua perché io non sono pirla (cit.) :blobcatthinksmart: :blobcatthinksmart: :blobcatthinksmart: :blobcatthinksmart: :blobcatthinksmart:

glassbottommeg, to random
@glassbottommeg@peoplemaking.games avatar

At a certain point, design work is just staring at a split complementary and making up stories in your head that justify the colors. You slide Lightness and Saturation up and down while going "yes, and there's the blood, earth, sea and sky, these are the colors of The People".

I think it's where designers get the spiel they eventually sell clients with: deciding on colors, is in part, when you feel your story about them is good enough.

mattblaze, to photography
@mattblaze@federate.social avatar

Gramercy Park, NYC, 2020.

Pixels, securely locked behind an iron gate, at https://www.flickr.com/photos/mattblaze/49594943761

matz, to random
@matz@y.cubalibre.social avatar

'Dai, stamattina faccio un po' di bicipiti a casa di richiamo che sono scarso'.
Faccio. Finito. Driiin.
'Pronto, sono la clavicembalista, ci sarebbe da caricare il cembalo per la prova di oggi, abito al secondo piano'

Non riesco a reggere il cellulare ora.

0ciX_revoluti0ns, to random Italian
@0ciX_revoluti0ns@mastodon.bida.im avatar

Domanda che mi vergogno a fare nei forum appositi:

secondo voi le onde sonore prodotte da una batteria possono danneggiare il sottile rivestimento vetroso che caratterizza i manufatti ceramici smaltati?

È una paranoia mia, eh, ma non vorrei trovarmi a dover sloggiare dal fondo condiviso col batterista a causa di inconvenienti dovuti alle vibrazioni prodotte dalla sua strumentazione.

ramingo, to random Italian
@ramingo@sociale.network avatar

Il papa si corregge: "non volevo dire froci, ma checche"

dotstdy, to random
@dotstdy@mastodon.social avatar

subgroup ops are a mindfuck on top of the existing mindfuck of work groups, local work groups, dispatches and invocations.

zeux,
@zeux@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@dotstdy @oblomov It’s easy to argue with it! But yes this makes it clear that that’s what they meant. I maintain that this is an unnecessary overloading of meaning of work group in the spec.

pgcd, to random
@pgcd@mastodon.online avatar

Also, in "it's pretty but I really didn't want this to grow in my potted plants" news, here's a pretty thing I really didn't want to grow in my potted plants

kakape, to H5N1
@kakape@mas.to avatar

Add another name to the list of mammal species infected with : alpacas.
It’s not surprising at this point but it certainly isn’t reassuring either that this virus just keeps spreading farther and wider…

https://www.aphis.usda.gov/livestock-poultry-disease/avian/avian-influenza/hpai-detections/mammals/highly-pathogenic-avian

luca, to random
@luca@sironi.tk avatar

Vorrei votare domani, così la smettono tutti di dire cazzate per un paio di giorni

Garyedwardr, to art
@Garyedwardr@earthstream.social avatar

I make a lot of pottery with elephants, and my best selling item of the last 25 years is an elephant mug, trunk down as the handle. Well, sure, yes, from time to time I make that trunk UP in a lucky curve :) #art #mastoart #clay #ceramics #pottery

GustavinoBevilacqua, to random
@GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org avatar

Last frontier of capitalism: bunkering ships during cargo operations, to increase productivity.

The fuel is methanol: what could possibly go wrong?

«Singapore Achieves Latest Methanol Bunkering Milestone»

https://gcaptain.com/singapore-achieves-latest-methanol-bunkering-milestone/

eekaettken, to random
@eekaettken@chaos.social avatar

So today i met those two shady fellas...
I don't trust them at all.

Photo of a stone pillar in a church, to which a large painting is attached. You can see a person with a very, very large black coat, looking very serious.

bookish, to random
@bookish@historians.social avatar

Because any novel with a woman's name on the cover must be about a pretty bouquet of flowers, not about vomiting from arsenic poisoning.

neurob, to random Italian
@neurob@livellosegreto.it avatar

Sul votare serve/non serve ammetto che ho ancora le idee confuse, tuttavia questi porci fascisti stanno al potere con meno della metà degli aventi diritto al voto.

Foss'anche per legittimarli un poco di meno, votare serve.

Scalva, to random Italian
@Scalva@mastodon.bida.im avatar

Non vogliamo le vostre crociere di merda!

Scalva,
@Scalva@mastodon.bida.im avatar

Visto che le crociere fanno male?!?

blinry, to random
@blinry@chaos.social avatar

Booked an Interrail Pass to travel to , a hacker camp in the UK!

Getting excited! 😆 This will be the first time I use the Channel Tunnel!

blinry,
@blinry@chaos.social avatar

Visited the National Museum of Computing today. I've been to plenty of computer museums – but this one is special: Almost everything works!

You can type on an Enigma, and then see how a bombe helped decipher it. It's loud!!

They also have a computer from 1951, the "Witch", which still works! It had 340 bytes of RAM, could calculate five values per second, and punch them out on paper tape!

A man stands in front of a big device with many rotating wheels.
A computer as big as three big wardrobes, with many vacuum tubes.
Paper tape with punched-out holes on wheels.

blinry,
@blinry@chaos.social avatar

Which disk drive should I get? Choices choices choices...

blinry,
@blinry@chaos.social avatar

Ah yes, Ruby 1.9.3. The peak of programming language design.

blinry,
@blinry@chaos.social avatar

You can play the "Colossal Cave Adventure" (the OG text adventure game), talk to ELIZA, and play tic-tac-toe using the number dial of an old phone!

I'm telling ELIZA about modern AI. It doesn't understand.
A phone next to a simulated tic-tac-toe display.

blinry,
@blinry@chaos.social avatar

Hard to believe that these were real ads, and not some retrofuture sci-fi.

"Only 2.1 m wide"

"New low cost per bit!"

As for disc files, highlighting their many advantages.

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