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phrawzty

@phrawzty@hachyderm.io

Co-chair of #DevOpsDays. Previously Scaleway, Datadog, Mozilla, and Ubisoft. The king of nynex (I know you play the game).

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phrawzty, to Eurovision
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I am really enjoying the variety of languages being employed at this year. It's been pretty English-heavy for a long time, so the re-emergence of other tongues is a delightful change of pace!

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We should probably talk about this.

phrawzty,
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@mhoye
Why is software engineering exempt from actual engineering I don't understand

paigerduty, to random
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who will I see at DevOpsDays Seattle?

I already spy some killer talks from @leonadato & @ChrisShort &
@phrawzty &
cannot wait for whatever @ian has in store for us 🙌

https://devopsdays.org/events/2024-seattle/program

phrawzty,
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@paigerduty
It will be only my second event outside of and I'm super looking forward to it. The line-up is solid! Plus I get to visit with @cobusbernard who's helping to organise @seattle this year so it's gravy all around :blobfoxhappy:

@leonadato @ChrisShort @ian

phrawzty,
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@paigerduty
Then afterwards I get to take a short (relatively) scenic (maybe) bus ride to Vancouver to speak at Vancouver! Eee excited! :ablobfoxbongo:
Pacific Northwest here I come! :D

mhoye, to random
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Apple navigation interprets Canada’s bilingual “east/est” signage as “east eastern standard time” which is… deft. “Stay in the right lane for highway 401 east eastern standard time” is quite a cognitive swoop to endure when you’re moving at speed.

phrawzty,
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@osma
Some years back, Google decided to "be helpful" and translate Maps into whatever language the e.g. phone is using.

I live in France and speak French. I choose to put my phone in the English. I neither want nor need maps to tell me where the "Triumphal Arch" is.

It cannot be turned off as far as I know. It is the worst.

@mhoye

phrawzty, to fediverse
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The be like that sometimes :blobfoxgooglyconfused:

phrawzty, to Bloomscrolling French
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depuis Paris

fleur blanche à centre jaune au sommet de pédoncule vers flou, lui-même émanant d'une grappe de feuilles vertes brillantes.

phrawzty, to random
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Great talk about from @lornajane at . Some key takeaways:

  • Treat docs as code.
  • Do linting and fuzzing just like you would with code.
  • Use source control and leverage things like branching for efficient reviewing.
  • Make sure all the tooling is available locally (not just an upstream platform).
    -Privilege local previews for fast feedback loops.
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    phrawzty,
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    @paigerduty
    I still use a little metal mints box I got at @zurich in 2021. I refresh the mints ofc :)

    I also still use a portable battery pack I got as a speaker gift at Cape Town in like 2016. The gift that keeps on giving!

    Oh and a nice fleece from DOD Berlin as well, I want to say 2019?

    Good stuff does exist :)

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    @paigerduty
    Unrelated: are you going to ?

    phrawzty, to random
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    👋 I'm going to be at and love meeting people so please don't hesitate to say hi if you see me. :D

    danderson, to random
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    So far my favorite mindfuck with French railway signaling: one of the common signals is called a "square". This, of course, is because the signal in question never has a square shape.

    (it used to, in the days of mechanical signals, but in modern times it's an oblong set of traffic lights)

    phrawzty,
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    @danderson
    It's possibly more subtle than that. Carré literally means square, but it can also mean a frame, or a form that encloses other forms.

    As an aside, confusingly, we often say carré when referring to rectangles too. :blobfoxdizzy:

    phrawzty,
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    @danderson
    Vachement intéressant. :blobfoxthumbsup:

    danderson, to random
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    SNCF's open data hub (https://ressources.data.sncf.com/explore/) is a delight for the rail fan.

    Want a list of all train stations on the network? Sure, here's a dataset about all of them, including lat/lon of individual platforms.

    Or maybe signaling equipment's your jam? Sure, here's a table of every signal and placard on the network.

    I hear you humans like seeing things in 3D, how about a fucking lidar point cloud of our routes.

    phrawzty,
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    @danderson
    France, and more broadly the EU, have strong open data regulations for anything that's state owned, operated, or funded. While any one entity might not have much to offer, entities that themselves function as massive interoperating spreadsheets (e.g. a national rail operator) are—by default—treasure troves of data.

    phrawzty, to skateboarding
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    For some reason, yesterday, the Instagram algorithm suddenly remembered that I love videos, and now my day is shot obviously haha

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    @paigerduty
    Very professional!

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    @paigerduty I had a whole talk about how sysadmins / DevOps engs / SREs could "shift left" on cloud spend back in 2019. It was not popular, haha. I think history has vindicated me, which is fine, but resistance to the concept is still fairly standard afaict. :/

    bitwarden, (edited ) to security
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    Get ready! Join us on Friday, November 10th at 12pm Eastern for this month’s Vault Hours and stay up to date on what’s new in the world of . https://www.crowdcast.io/c/bitwarden-vault-hours-36

    UPDATE: Here's the agenda for tomorrow:

    • Passkey Management is here!
    • 2024 Budget planning
    • 3 ways to give the gift of security
    • Other product updates
    phrawzty,
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    @bitwarden
    :blobfoxwave: Satisfied long time user here. Would this be a good place to get an answer as to why the password fill keyboard browser shortcut appears to work randomly for me lately? :)

    phrawzty, to random
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    « 400 hours of work, 100 unique characters, and 50 working quests: One Skyrim fan's year-long journey to recreate the RPG in Age of Empires 2 is almost over »

    https://www.gamesradar.com/400-hours-of-work-100-unique-characters-and-50-working-quests-one-skyrim-fans-year-long-journey-to-recreate-the-rpg-in-age-of-empires-2-is-almost-over/

    « Bubbabaelor has spent roughly a year remaking Skyrim as a fully playable AOE2 map … the mod "has 50+ quests, 100 unique characters, and you can play as one of the Holds vying for control of Skyrim." »

    phrawzty, to random
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    Lighted sighted

    (cc @glassbottommeg)

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    @Gina
    Dating apps are gross for the most part, but I think you hit the nail on the head with dating itself being the issue. It's an absurd dance with way more failure conditions than paths to success. (And geez those failures can really hurt.)

    Anyway, I'm sorry to hear that you're running into those failure conditions. Taking some time to concentrate on yourself is almost always a good call though! 👍

    arstechnica, to random
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    The Genesis Electrified GV70 is a truly luxurious electric SUV

    It's quick, comfortable, and almost silent. And it fast-charges in 18 minutes.

    https://arstechnica.com/cars/2023/09/the-genesis-electrified-gv70-is-a-truly-luxurious-electric-suv/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    phrawzty,
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    @arstechnica
    That's a gorgeous interior. Wow!

    SwiftOnSecurity, to random
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    @SwiftOnSecurity I've always said, if you can't trust PTSLKHN, then you can't trust anybody!

    hacks4pancakes, to random

    Dammit universe, I get it, but lay off. I’m doing everything I can!

    phrawzty,
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    @hacks4pancakes
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    glassbottommeg, to random
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    I've just seen Barbie

    It was fantastic

    (also I went to a drive-in! which is how I'm gonna do movies for the foreseeable future! It was rad!)

    Barbie Margot Robbie singing in the car oh my gawd

    phrawzty,
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    @glassbottommeg Barbie is a masterpiece. Looking forward to seeing it for the third time in a couple of weeks.

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