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ACAB: All cars are bisexual.

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You know what's free?

Minding your own goddamn business.

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This year, let’s normalize telling stupid people that they’re stupid.

They can’t do better if they don’t know better!

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People had no way of opening canned food prior to the invention of the can opener.

A lot of people died of starvation.

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Siri was a medical billing technician before being kidnapped by Apple and forced into their devices.

Poor lady.

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People born on a Tuesday do not have a butthole.

𝘑𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘈𝘳𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺:
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In 2024, this very well could be a real chyron.

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Best Buy was originally called Mediocre Purchase but the name didn’t resonate with customers.

Marketing is hard.

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In their lifetime, an adult typically swallows five cats while they sleep.

𝘑𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘈𝘳𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺:
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Taylor Swift wrote the song Bad Blood for a child with leukaemia.

𝘑𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘈𝘳𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺:
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Call in sick to work; your boss already hates you.

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H&M has a clothing line made entirely of human skin.

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We like when bad things happen to terrible people.

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The shark in Jaws was played by Tom Hanks.

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Your self-worth should not be measured by the number of followers you have on social media, but by the memories you create in real life.

Anyway, enough of that crap—make sure to follow us and ring the notification bell!

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Screaming louder than 130 decibels will cause your head to explode.

Don’t try this at home.

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52% of Italians hate espresso.

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A Russian bear who took part in an anti-Putin protest was sentenced to 10 years in prison.

𝘑𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘈𝘳𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺:
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Every raindrop has traces of cocaine in it.

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Something, something, Henry Kissinger.

sits back and waits for the flood of new followers

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Popsicles flavoured with pork are available in South Korea.

They’re actually really tasty!

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Food poisoning from eggnog spikes during the holidays.

What the hell is nog?

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The average American spends $21 on Christmas gifts.

We suppose it’s the thought that counts.

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Our civilization would have been far more productive if Coca-Cola had retained its cocaine content.

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Satellites orbiting the Earth often prevent prayers from reaching heaven.

𝘑𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘈𝘳𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺:
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